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dude she is butt ...
By: ThomasMB123. on 02 Dec 08, 15:42:44
dude she is butt ugly

How to make your ...
By: BoboBooger. on 02 Dec 08, 15:30:47
How to make your baby look younger! hilarious!!!

so to be happy all ...
By: N3SB0Y. on 02 Dec 08, 12:16:18
so to be happy all I have to do is starve myself and only eat low calorie house items... O.O This is genius!!!

she is so ...
By: system0system. on 02 Dec 08, 11:12:51
she is so disgusting !

"you look fabulous" ...
By: pekfa. on 02 Dec 08, 02:53:45
"you look fabulous" HAHA!

Anorexic people lol
By: citizenoftheworld7. on 02 Dec 08, 02:46:25
Anorexic people lol

I'm not sure ...
By: Nottanya. on 01 Dec 08, 22:42:01
I'm not sure exploiting a dangerously underweight anorexic is funny. Watching her was painful.

lol bowling ball ...
By: bozzelbagger. on 01 Dec 08, 20:48:40
lol bowling ball 2238 calories 21 gm fat

Lol a bowling ball ...
By: redvsblueownzall. on 01 Dec 08, 19:10:26
Lol a bowling ball had about 2,270 callories. How would anybody know that :P. "Eating a bowl of thumbtacks will keep you fucking full the whole way to the hospital!"

YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH
By: btgebo. on 01 Dec 08, 18:14:44
YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH

That was good ...
By: KadarTheDog16. on 29 Nov 08, 21:18:55
That was good advice, but I remember going camping and after a few drinks,I ended up eating my Smart car. The next day, I felt so bloated, I could only eat one lawnchair!

rofl @ Chinese ...
By: youngmallet. on 25 Nov 08, 20:12:44
rofl @ Chinese acrobats who are gonna make you just plum forget about the horrors of their government, back home.

"all the things u ...
By: macdaddi88. on 25 Nov 08, 19:33:50
"all the things u put in your god damn mouth"...ha ha...killer !!

I gained 4 pounds ...
By: jewlSecond. on 24 Nov 08, 03:30:16
I gained 4 pounds eating her book.

Oh... My... God... ...
By: JoeBobJimboXBL. on 23 Nov 08, 06:53:55
Oh... My... God... Eat something damnit! TheOnion delivers another 5 star video

I HAVE TO HAVE THAT ...
By: phebester23. on 22 Nov 08, 19:11:19
I HAVE TO HAVE THAT PILLOW IN ME. lawlz.

I don't know why ...
By: asknreceive1. on 21 Nov 08, 22:32:46
I don't know why this woman is still ambulatory. She needs medical attention NOW. It's likely, however, she has some sort of illness that has caused her to waste away. God bless her!!!

Remember to avoid ...
By: Mambovista. on 21 Nov 08, 22:11:17
Remember to avoid those high-calorie rubber grips on your steering wheel after skipping breakfast on the way to work. The upholstery foam in your car seat is much less fattening.

Shes an old woman ...
By: tinylittlelifeform. on 20 Nov 08, 22:41:24
Shes an old woman actress who gets parts based on her weird body. its just the way she looks. dont make fun of her.

wtf
By: giorg0s. on 20 Nov 08, 17:08:22
wtf

Eeew that was just ...
By: Yaiyasmin. on 19 Nov 08, 12:24:52
Eeew that was just disgusting!

how to make your ...
By: PsychedelicSexDream. on 18 Nov 08, 21:26:46
how to make your baby look younger ! Lqtms

"I saw the brocade; ...
By: BOBLOGTHREEE. on 18 Nov 08, 03:31:41
"I saw the brocade; it had to be inside me"

wow, WOW. that is ...
By: demosnipe1589. on 17 Nov 08, 17:47:58
wow, WOW. that is all i have to say. WOW!

While this is ...
By: LisaJMoore. on 16 Nov 08, 15:42:25
While this is clever, this woman needs assistance right now. This is an ill woman who needs medical treatment.

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(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 106 seconds

Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).
More coverage at: http://www.onion.com

Related: news, politics

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uhhhh FLESH EATING? ...
By: James200809. on 01 Dec 08, 09:38:41
uhhhh FLESH EATING??!!! wtf national level tararist? sounds like were gonna have a ufo ware fucking eh!

best line in the ...
By: TechnoDanDotCom. on 26 Nov 08, 21:16:57
best line in the whole thing!!

hahhahaa thats ...
By: SirStangtheGreat. on 19 Nov 08, 05:06:48
hahhahaa thats priceless

That's classified
By: LesPaulElitist. on 14 Nov 08, 16:28:36
That's classified

think of this as ...
By: DiogoE6. on 14 Nov 08, 16:27:54
think of this as Resistance fall of man but exept we will be fighting very big aliens

Methinks you'd have ...
By: ElOrnitorrinco. on 14 Nov 08, 02:27:30
Methinks you'd have to be pretty dense to not get the joke. "Flesh-eating" in both the title and in the clip rather give it away.

I too was a casual ...
By: linfinster. on 13 Nov 08, 23:59:58
I too was a casual observer and fell for the sincerity these actors portray .. lol .. was a little PO'd at first too lolol but really, once you know all about it, it is so very good and funny .. and thought provoking. But it also goes to show you, amishmime, you really need to not be so .. classified .. ..

Fucking great LOL!! ...
By: StopNWO11. on 12 Nov 08, 06:36:24
Fucking great LOL!! \m/ Could have been true ;)

other than it being ...
By: HarbingerRomanus. on 11 Nov 08, 03:44:45
other than it being from the onion....

for a moment i was ...
By: newearthnow. on 10 Nov 08, 09:48:27
for a moment i was thinking F**K i don't believe in weapons but if "flying flesh eating 'classifieds' that far surpass our darkest nightmares and have super strenght" show up some day i've got to get some weapons to be prepared, lol (thinks Onion for the momentary scare) :-)

WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
By: animeownage86. on 07 Nov 08, 06:48:54
WERE ALL GONNA DIE!

"New Bill of Rights ...
By: barnsoldat91. on 05 Nov 08, 21:45:01
"New Bill of Rights shall be drafted by [classified]" ahahahaha

what year was this ...
By: Kramllegdub. on 05 Nov 08, 04:39:28
what year was this bill passed so i can find if this guy was even in the house

I think this is ...
By: amishmime. on 03 Nov 08, 11:38:11
I think this is irresponsible. There really is nothing other than subtle indications this may be fake. To the casual observer it appears to be legitimate, and cause for concern.

RESIDENT EVIL.... ...
By: ipwnorcs. on 26 Oct 08, 23:59:00
RESIDENT EVIL....SIX!

he was lol!
By: ErnestMas. on 23 Oct 08, 04:57:29
he was lol!

There is no ...
By: 1Dianne1. on 19 Oct 08, 20:19:11
There is no representative John Haller. This is a spoof produced by The Onion.

anyone who likes ...
By: smog282. on 19 Oct 08, 04:14:45
anyone who likes Cheney

Guys when ever you ...
By: aznthg27. on 18 Oct 08, 13:20:22
Guys when ever you get nervous just pretend its not real. This is fake that man was obvously a robot, his voice was dubbed in, and it wasn't a real courtroom OBVOUSLY HAHAHA Even though we are under martial law. By the way QUITE FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT REPTILIANS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THAT IS WHAT MAKES THE TRUTH MOVEMENT CRAZY FUCKIN RETARDS

I don't think it ...
By: Gnightwolf. on 15 Oct 08, 01:14:15
I don't think it would be approved, Who wants to vote on something that like 70% is classified?

i've read them, and ...
By: driubi. on 10 Oct 08, 17:37:12
i've read them, and i'm still laughing so hard - their shit is funnier than this.

yes folks this is a ...
By: trentfarmer. on 10 Oct 08, 00:54:29
yes folks this is a fake haha lets all laugh about it. But then when u watch the clip from 1:10 to 1:13 you can clearly see it is not a fake but what he is actually saying. If you think this is fake look up fema deathcamps, reptilians, philip schneider and you won't be laughing so hard i gaurentee you. The very fact it was realised on the onion makes me think it was a ploy to make it look so laughable people would laugh it off...do the research people...martial law is coming..

Oh man, I nearly ...
By: ScottPlusThis. on 06 Oct 08, 07:14:52
Oh man, I nearly crapped my pants that was so hilarious!!!!!

I think he was ...
By: justicetrooper. on 03 Oct 08, 01:00:28
I think he was describing a zombie attack, though. What with the airborne and stuff... or maybe I read the Resident Evil novels too much XD.

no really?
By: Neekstarrr. on 01 Oct 08, 14:42:16
no really?

$The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is \$

The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 182 seconds

Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

Related: badass, capital, comedy, court, death, fake, funny, justice, law, news, penalty, punishment, satire, supreme

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The Onion: 12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 178 seconds

Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.

Related: boy, breasts, children, comedy, funny, onion, scouts, teens, women

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they probably ...
By: sssyyydddney. on 02 Dec 08, 20:48:01
they probably cracked up when they were researching

Naughty Onion! ;)
By: boxant. on 02 Dec 08, 19:54:24
Naughty Onion! ;)

haha excuse to see ...
By: guyonfire87. on 02 Dec 08, 19:50:13
haha excuse to see some boobes perverts

Is this fuckin real ...
By: jawsapple. on 02 Dec 08, 08:53:51
Is this fuckin real? The cooking bit at the start makes me think its just a piss take, "Remove sausage and your done!"?

thats funnier than ...
By: DakotaRogers. on 02 Dec 08, 02:09:44
thats funnier than two cats a fuckin'...

that the hell ...
By: bigheadsploshua. on 01 Dec 08, 19:28:10
that the hell hahahahahahahahahahahahaha YUNGER hahahaha ong that is soo funy tha need to get a gf.

lol , those boys ...
By: skarcrow1991. on 01 Dec 08, 18:06:23
lol , those boys love tits

It's fake, dur.
By: kittenkraze13. on 01 Dec 08, 08:55:09
It's fake, dur.

1:51 playboy
By: spitfire28764. on 01 Dec 08, 04:42:30
1:51 playboy

Good for them
By: Headsetjones. on 01 Dec 08, 04:32:58
Good for them

Only In America.
By: spazmonkey1000. on 01 Dec 08, 04:02:05
Only In America.

yeah.. lucky ...
By: dang229. on 01 Dec 08, 02:24:08
yeah.. lucky bastards :| they might get "turned on" when they try to masturbate thinking of the tits they just examined.

I did something ...
By: 1001600. on 30 Nov 08, 23:42:34
I did something similar for my eagle scout project.

this is so wrong ...
By: Macles007. on 30 Nov 08, 22:30:05
this is so wrong but fucking funny

LOL! Remove sausage ...
By: yotsubakowai. on 30 Nov 08, 21:44:29
LOL! Remove sausage when you're done.

These boys deserve ...
By: michaelc6012. on 30 Nov 08, 09:05:47
These boys deserve a values award!! agree?

lol
By: smilesiam. on 30 Nov 08, 08:32:57
lol

what is the matter ...
By: pathogeniclithograph. on 30 Nov 08, 08:21:43
what is the matter with these people!?

do dumb bitches ...
By: Casil3as. on 30 Nov 08, 05:59:06
do dumb bitches actually let them examine they tits or what

lol let us examine ...
By: Casil3as. on 30 Nov 08, 05:58:06
lol let us examine your breast haha

the acting on the ...
By: kanibal2g4. on 30 Nov 08, 04:48:07
the acting on the onion is so natural..lol

those kids would ...
By: mariosuksmine. on 30 Nov 08, 01:11:44
those kids would love to examine breasts i love the sign let us examine your breasts ahahaha i should carry a sign like that

" we looked all ...
By: DakotaRogers. on 29 Nov 08, 17:42:41
" we looked all over the internet to find great sites!" " i think were probably gonna do them in our basement! " " yeah, were really focusing on younger woman." " you should come over, we'll teach you how to do it. " "

"were really ...
By: killertonttu. on 29 Nov 08, 17:04:14
"were really focusing on younger women.." RAWRR

"i think we'll ...
By: marathonfilms. on 29 Nov 08, 16:15:08
"i think we'll probably do in our basement" wtf

The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 161 seconds

Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

Related: brothers, comedy, cyrus, disney, funny, hannah, jonas, miley, montana, onion, teens

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good i hope zac ...
By: Darkhobbo. on 02 Dec 08, 22:28:02
good i hope zac efron will disolve

HAHAHAHAHAHA....The ...
By: dreamhigher. on 02 Dec 08, 20:33:59
HAHAHAHAHAHA....The onion makes me cry!! literally and figuritively.

Epic...
By: runkaballe. on 02 Dec 08, 18:09:53
Epic...

the onion's humor ...
By: alvarofuent. on 01 Dec 08, 21:39:01
the onion's humor is just so...advanced

Duh. The Onion is a ...
By: xXkingcameronXx. on 01 Dec 08, 03:57:20
Duh. The Onion is a real news source.

yes, this makes ...
By: VIRGOTHE13TH. on 30 Nov 08, 15:06:24
yes, this makes sense. lol thank the lord, i thought i was the only one who stayed away from the disney channel zombies. lol

i mean this is ...
By: yesungismine. on 30 Nov 08, 13:53:25
i mean this is genius

gawd this genius!
By: yesungismine. on 30 Nov 08, 13:53:04
gawd this genius!

His skin will start ...
By: Jolly4Reel. on 30 Nov 08, 02:56:41
His skin will start to dissolve. No! Poor Zach Efron!

what this is so ...
By: hajispoptartsoup. on 30 Nov 08, 00:15:29
what this is so stupid

OMG- are you stupid ...
By: OreoVII. on 29 Nov 08, 22:54:26
OMG- are you stupid??

lol
By: Catehluvssu. on 29 Nov 08, 20:17:06
lol

OMG- is this real??
By: bunnyluvergirl08. on 29 Nov 08, 19:28:16
OMG- is this real??

THIS IS THE ...
By: mochapacheaeenoque. on 29 Nov 08, 15:02:36
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE? MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours

no dude, this is ...
By: lordblades. on 29 Nov 08, 10:54:38
no dude, this is not for real.. the Onion is a fun program

half japanese, half ...
By: PrinceSerious. on 29 Nov 08, 05:49:12
half japanese, half indian girl. now finding her in reality would be impossible" rolf

Jurassic park...
By: thegiant1. on 29 Nov 08, 05:21:21
Jurassic park...

Oh... Poor Zach ...
By: tankerspanker. on 29 Nov 08, 03:16:32
Oh... Poor Zach Efron... lmao

I knew it!!!!
By: Wisprsinthedrk. on 28 Nov 08, 23:16:48
I knew it!!!!

Best. Video. Ever.
By: icyphoenix1102. on 28 Nov 08, 16:52:27
Best. Video. Ever.

miley sucks!!!!!!!! ...
By: hayleyandserenajonas. on 28 Nov 08, 15:09:16
miley sucks!!!!!!!! i love the jonas brothers if u love the jonas brothers come to our channel!!!!!!!!!!

lol, this makes ...
By: Beldmort. on 27 Nov 08, 21:13:02
lol, this makes sense because there are so damm many of these kids.

seriously? lol
By: billthecanuck. on 27 Nov 08, 20:31:04
seriously? lol

Yeah this does make ...
By: dynadox. on 27 Nov 08, 18:11:28
Yeah this does make a lot of sense.

That actually makes ...
By: PrinceCaspian58. on 27 Nov 08, 00:41:55
That actually makes a lot of sense.

The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 180 seconds

Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting

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Did you know: ...
By: alex8711. on 02 Dec 08, 21:04:32
Did you know: Women can vote Animals cannot vote

I really agree with ...
By: funbag08. on 02 Dec 08, 18:11:48
I really agree with them cause I don't give a shit about politics

whats her name? ...
By: joeboi85. on 28 Nov 08, 02:20:35
whats her name? she's a milf!

liq is right....i ...
By: macdaddi88. on 26 Nov 08, 18:14:41
liq is right....i read those as they came out - KILLER shit...this was prob. my fave out of 9-10 so far !

good 4 him
By: gstonne. on 23 Nov 08, 06:59:58
good 4 him

After you've ...
By: liquos. on 22 Nov 08, 01:31:39
After you've watched this, go back to 1:05 and read the facts at the bottom of the page!

okay! i will! ...
By: blastingcaps. on 21 Nov 08, 19:59:12
okay! i will! where is your whore mother and sister so i can cover them in cummy wummy!!! hahahaha

Shut the fuck up ...
By: arisesky. on 21 Nov 08, 17:51:58
Shut the fuck up and go spread more of your illegitimate seed around, you heteroscum. I spit on you. God damn breeders, you people make me sick.

Fuck you too homo, ...
By: blastingcaps. on 21 Nov 08, 15:33:56
Fuck you too homo, i like beating on fuck ups like you. scum bag.

So this is American ...
By: Mysterious0Bob. on 21 Nov 08, 12:47:29
So this is American politics? Comparing dick sizes? This is why American politics is so much funnier than real politics- its just a massive soap opera with equally stupid viewers.

Fuck you, breeder. ...
By: arisesky. on 21 Nov 08, 02:59:02
Fuck you, breeder. Go suck on a horse clit.

No, you don't have ...
By: custommadename. on 20 Nov 08, 02:18:10
No, you don't have to be a racist to be prejudiced. There's a lot more to judge about a book by its cover aside from the color. But oh well. If I had even tried to comment seriously the first time, I'd probably care to take my head out of my ass right now. Sorry, it stays in. Thanks.

WOW. now i'm a ...
By: emceemike. on 20 Nov 08, 02:15:54
WOW. now i'm a racist? wow get your ehad out of your ass. McCain has been documented of getting laid with the locals while he was in the navy retard.

was this clip in ...
By: platinum01. on 19 Nov 08, 23:16:33
was this clip in the movie??

McCain also boned ...
By: custommadename. on 18 Nov 08, 22:15:41
McCain also boned Dr. Phil and his old high school Chess team. Just saying. Don't be so prejudiced against Obama until you realize that not only do you uselessly believe something stupid about boning, but also McCain has had more sex with men than Obama could ever fathom.

Mccain boned more ...
By: emceemike. on 18 Nov 08, 03:42:00
Mccain boned more woman then Obama will in 10 lives.

That's an odd way ...
By: tktb18. on 18 Nov 08, 02:44:03
That's an odd way to say Obama...

you been suckin ...
By: blastingcaps. on 18 Nov 08, 01:02:27
you been suckin cock lately? I mean how else would you know? fag.

JESUS MAN THE BLACK ...
By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 17 Nov 08, 05:44:31
JESUS MAN THE BLACK DOOD WITH A BIGGER COCK WON! duh!!!!

So uhhhh who won ...
By: tktb18. on 16 Nov 08, 18:55:25
So uhhhh who won the election???

I want our ...
By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 15 Nov 08, 08:40:32
I want our President to have a long and thick penis like Obama. Not a shriveled old white pencil like Mccain.... Oops! I almost forgot! Mccain cant even get a hard porksword!

I want our ...
By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 15 Nov 08, 08:40:17
I want our President to have a long and thick penis like Obama. Not a shriveled old white pencil like Mccain.... Oops! I almost forgot! Mccain cant even get a hard porksword!

"Women can vote too ...
By: Kolyatron. on 15 Nov 08, 06:44:50
"Women can vote too!" "Animals cannot vote"

Damn, if only i had ...
By: Diegoale2000. on 15 Nov 08, 01:25:03
Damn, if only i had read this before aking my great dane to the polls. i thought we had been kicked out because I wasnt wearing clothes :\

I think is really ...
By: therrydicule. on 15 Nov 08, 01:14:29
I think is really toooooooo late: Population have speak out.

The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 164 seconds

Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

Related: 2008, election, machines, onion, the, voting

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Lol "One man band ...
By: redvsblueownzall. on 02 Dec 08, 21:01:49
Lol "One man band loses drummer in car accident" Don't forget to read the stuff scrolling at the bottom, they're funny too.

Oh hey forgot ...
By: exploto3. on 30 Nov 08, 03:07:40
Oh hey forgot rhymes with forgot!

"... and she'll act ...
By: lilrussiandude. on 29 Nov 08, 20:13:58
"... and she'll act surprised." lol

hahahaha
By: Jansper. on 28 Nov 08, 23:56:47
hahahaha

John McCain, 48% ...
By: Hunter7023. on 27 Nov 08, 03:40:01
John McCain, 48% lol!

"and she'll act ...
By: americanreeses96. on 27 Nov 08, 01:52:52
"and she'll act surprised" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! But Obama won, :(

but Obama won
By: americanreeses96. on 27 Nov 08, 01:51:36
but Obama won

hahahaha
By: dominekhasek39. on 26 Nov 08, 19:14:52
hahahaha

hahahaa
By: dominekhasek39. on 26 Nov 08, 19:14:31
hahahaa

" he was gonna get ...
By: macdaddi88. on 25 Nov 08, 20:05:36
" he was gonna get my meaningless vote, anyway...." ha ha

"...and she'll act ...
By: starclopsofish. on 25 Nov 08, 00:15:16
"...and she'll act surprised!"

so true
By: Jessxninja. on 24 Nov 08, 05:19:32
so true

LOL!!!!!
By: MyLegendarySelf. on 24 Nov 08, 04:05:39
LOL!!!!!

it was designed to ...
By: upabittoolate. on 22 Nov 08, 23:24:21
it was designed to sound like "diabolical". please don't tell me you missed that

part of the satire, ...
By: DeagleBeagle. on 22 Nov 08, 06:16:19
part of the satire, theonion does everything for a reason

"You won't get ...
By: tralfasian. on 22 Nov 08, 01:13:49
"You won't get anything else out of me today, Jean Anne. I've already said too much."

its part of the ...
By: yuttivon. on 21 Nov 08, 18:45:54
its part of the parody.

Ahahah this is ...
By: Hugooputo. on 21 Nov 08, 13:22:26
Ahahah this is reall y good.She will give up when she is supossed to and she will act surprised xD

this is great
By: colbyVas. on 20 Nov 08, 22:51:17
this is great

YOU FUCKING DUMBASS ...
By: kamikazemike6. on 20 Nov 08, 22:02:39
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SHITFUCK... If i knew a way to find you i would kill you over and over again. Piece of shit.

"A cure for ...
By: fastgirl321. on 20 Nov 08, 12:40:13
"A cure for awakeness" i so love the onion!

The ...
By: cubesolver. on 20 Nov 08, 06:25:36
The mispronunciation is on purpose idiot. To make fun of the actual company.

It's not DIE-bold. ...
By: photog87. on 20 Nov 08, 03:07:18
It's not DIE-bold. It's DEE-bold. C'mon Onion... I realize this is a parody. But honestly? You could at least pronounce a name correctly.

haha! she won't ...
By: beththomas1992. on 18 Nov 08, 00:20:20
haha! she won't stop until election day

The beginning ...
By: vengefulbeauty. on 17 Nov 08, 05:51:24
The beginning graphics were epic!

$YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A \$

YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 152 seconds

YouTube is offering a cash prize to the first user to upload a video with a shred of originality or artistic merit.

Related: comedy, contest, fake, funny, news, onion, satire, youtube

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The Onion didn't, ...
By: alex8711. on 02 Dec 08, 21:02:01
The Onion didn't, Youtube did as a joke. Durrr ;)

(btw, youtube ...
By: Blossomflower989. on 02 Dec 08, 09:06:56
(btw, youtube adding the actually good tab... rofl seriously awesome.)

O_O....... wtf i ...
By: Blossomflower989. on 02 Dec 08, 09:03:07
O_O....... wtf i thot this was fake and i look up and there's a tab called "actually good" and then it disappears............ im going to go take a nap rofl

Some people ...
By: redvsblueownzall. on 02 Dec 08, 01:14:06
Some people actually believe this is real, didn't think i'd have to do this, but i'll tell you guys anyway. NONE OF THE ONION'S VIDEOS ARE REAL! DON'T BOTHER LOOKING FOR THE GOOD VIDEOS TAB, IT ISN'T REAL AND YOU WON'T WIN ANYTHING! Lol

the actually good ...
By: joetater. on 02 Dec 08, 00:39:03
the actually good tab is already messed up. i clicked and i saw a fred video in the list

Try watching ...
By: somethingswicked. on 01 Dec 08, 20:38:37
Try watching vlogbrothers or WHATTHEBUCKSHOW. Personally, I think they're the only remotely good videos on youtube.

kimmy waz here!!!!
By: sushimax. on 01 Dec 08, 19:28:56
kimmy waz here!!!!

Where?
By: buzznugget. on 01 Dec 08, 05:07:51
Where?

There isn't onw.
By: xLushix. on 01 Dec 08, 02:29:01
There isn't onw.

This seems to be a ...
By: dudem19. on 01 Dec 08, 01:48:36
This seems to be a bit outdated. There are already good vids on youtube.

Help, I can't find ...
By: nightlite79. on 01 Dec 08, 00:48:01
Help, I can't find the 'actually good' tab? Guess I'll have to go back to watching teenage tards worrying about their hair being out of place!

What's the deadline ...
By: SoulReaper876. on 30 Nov 08, 18:36:42
What's the deadline??

lol you can ...
By: Failedatit. on 30 Nov 08, 17:50:49
lol you can actually see tthe actually good tab!!

hey how do you post ...
By: KageProductions. on 30 Nov 08, 15:45:26
hey how do you post the video MAKE A GOOD VIDEO where do we post this

how did they do the ...
By: GeekPeaks. on 30 Nov 08, 15:16:50
how did they do the tab they must have talked to youtube

Well, I'm sure The ...
By: nekotanaka. on 30 Nov 08, 11:49:45
Well, I'm sure The Onion wins the contest.

lol youtube ...
By: kazimierz198. on 30 Nov 08, 07:11:24
lol youtube comments are the best

I would almost ...
By: Larrymcphereson. on 30 Nov 08, 07:01:43
I would almost bother with this SATIRE but then again You Tube barely did anything in response to the CPD/CNN CENSORSHIP of it's very real DEBATE AGENDA and will probably censor my response video. MAJOR TURN OFF GUYS BUT YOU SHOULD STILL CELEBRATE THE YOUCHOOSE FRAUD!

Lmao, check the top ...
By: Caturdayz. on 30 Nov 08, 05:17:46
Lmao, check the top XD

Watch FREE Movies ...
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you suck retarded ...
By: Jemmer1000. on 30 Nov 08, 01:16:02
you suck retarded fag!

lol
By: sapriousrevived. on 29 Nov 08, 21:50:03
lol

ZOMFG There is ...
By: flitz0Prinze. on 29 Nov 08, 18:22:43
ZOMFG There is actually a "Actually Good" tab!! Lulz

what about real ...
By: arn0ldaar0n. on 29 Nov 08, 16:59:55
what about real alien footage from the 70s?

I love this video: ...
By: b00n707. on 29 Nov 08, 16:21:32
I love this video: look at the bar on the bottom of the video: new apple itunes upgrade lets people download the new elton john album directly into recycle bin

Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 225 seconds

At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.

Related: comedy, dating, fake, funny, news, onion, relationships, satire, teens, women

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Attractive girl ...
By: inbredhitler. on 02 Dec 08, 20:28:54
Attractive girl union.lol Get the fuck out of here

The "insecure ugg ...
By: TheRightToBeBold. on 02 Dec 08, 15:25:47
The "insecure ugg boots over jeans girls union" has a lot of members where I live.

deltaalpha21074: ...
By: JayCKat. on 02 Dec 08, 14:17:34
deltaalpha21074: Evil Bithces union (EBU) I can see how easy it is to confuse EBU with AGU, as many members of AGU are also members of EBU. However the two unions are not the same. Their aims aren't the same either. It would be a mistake to assume that all AGU members are also in EBU. You could rob yourself of the opportunity to do business with AGU, who can be a great associates.

Those girls aren't ...
By: StrawberrySlut69. on 02 Dec 08, 10:02:10
Those girls aren't even that attractive, I ain't trying to hate but damn is that a midget with a bad hair dye job behind 40 year old barbie. oochild d o t c o m, ALSO, those girls need to eat their vegetables.

Ouch, i like ...
By: augustmaple. on 02 Dec 08, 00:46:16
Ouch, i like videogames and work at Borders, that one comment was pretty insulting. At least I don't like the giants... that much....

classic
By: covluv. on 01 Dec 08, 23:29:51
classic

lol!!!!!!!
By: KeratinizingSquamous. on 01 Dec 08, 22:06:29
lol!!!!!!!

to Xarcifen I beg ...
By: JayCKat. on 01 Dec 08, 20:53:14
to Xarcifen I beg to differ. The attractive girls union is a large international body with several million members There may be girl unions who may consider some form of talks with Greenman (ie the Homey girls unions, and The slightly overweight girls union) but it is very unlike that any members of these girl unions will be as attractive as the Attractive girls Union. Truthfully speaking, Greenman should join the Rich and Power Mens Association (RAPMA) before he even attempt talks with AGU.

Brasseye was better
By: lukeashmoore. on 01 Dec 08, 20:00:44
Brasseye was better

ppl dont have to ...
By: jasonbucy. on 01 Dec 08, 19:55:27
ppl dont have to watch the whole video to rate it... a view is only counted if you watch it from start to end.

HAHA I love this. : ...
By: emohleec. on 01 Dec 08, 05:19:06
HAHA I love this. :] It's funny to see how some people have actually gotten really worked up over it.

Evil Bithces union!
By: deltaalpha21074. on 01 Dec 08, 01:52:00
Evil Bithces union!

is that a girl with ...
By: ginalmarie. on 01 Dec 08, 01:42:21
is that a girl with the fro in the back.

So they finally ...
By: Lightstrikers. on 01 Dec 08, 01:15:35
So they finally made it official. I don't have to eavesdrop on the powder rooms or peek in to the lockerrooms to know what they are saying.

So they finally ...
By: Lightstrikers. on 01 Dec 08, 01:06:07
So they finally made the union official.

True, there's ...
By: APLaurenson. on 01 Dec 08, 00:04:09
True, there's responsibility on the guy's behalf to not make an ass of himself, but at the same time if he's obviously trying, and the woman acts cold or unresponsive as if she's owed a performance or something ... that lack of insight or understanding I may never understand. Hey now you also got me taking it too seriously. It's a goddamn joke video. lol

Funny and clever ...
By: APLaurenson. on 30 Nov 08, 23:52:27
Funny and clever but only reminds me of the very self-centered, pretentious bitches you find out there.

hahaha chicks and ...
By: Xarcifen. on 30 Nov 08, 21:40:37
hahaha chicks and their little organization thinkin they're all that, and above people. Dont understand why this Greenman guy want to talk to them in the first place, there are sweeter chicks with better personalities than those pricks

haha thats me!
By: peppygirl121. on 30 Nov 08, 18:07:24
haha thats me!

...
By: thehotsteal. on 30 Nov 08, 07:02:40
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the Insecure Ugg ...
By: hackum1. on 30 Nov 08, 01:47:13
the Insecure Ugg Boots Over Jeans Union :)

hahahah i lol-ed ...
By: GolgiBodies. on 29 Nov 08, 23:31:57
hahahah i lol-ed when i saw that too

ah it's good to be ...
By: StarryKid06. on 29 Nov 08, 23:26:22
ah it's good to be a gigolo

tru dat! but even ...
By: Richdavt. on 29 Nov 08, 18:55:25
tru dat! but even ugly bitches pull this bullcrap too

LOL tasteful belt
By: jasonemilio. on 29 Nov 08, 06:55:32
LOL tasteful belt

Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 195 seconds

Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.

Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, florida, funny, john, machine, mccain, news, obama, onion, palin, sarah, satire, voting

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"...But that's how ...
By: OxBiglyV01. on 02 Dec 08, 16:28:49
"...But that's how democracy works." At least in the USA... and China

that damned secret ...
By: MBFootball06. on 02 Dec 08, 02:37:50
that damned secret pokemon messing up our news broadcasts XD

did you see the ...
By: redvsblueownzall. on 01 Dec 08, 16:50:45
did you see the movie?

The Onion Rules
By: plasmacarwash. on 01 Dec 08, 03:46:13
The Onion Rules

110010010110
By: Ruskiedann. on 01 Dec 08, 03:04:24
110010010110

clearly DRE 700 had ...
By: supermelon928. on 01 Dec 08, 00:22:39
clearly DRE 700 had nothing to do with those technical difficulties, someone on Cinnabar Island (where the news studio is based) finally caught Missingno.

Forget the ...
By: Go4Br0ke. on 28 Nov 08, 15:00:11
Forget the Illuminati, Bilderbergs, and the U.N. Dre700 IS the New World Order. He's the superior mind behind all of them worthless humans who think they have power.

...
By: mrjesus6666. on 28 Nov 08, 13:35:19
10001110110001011010101011100101011110000101010111001110101101010100001010101010010101011100001111110100000101010100010101000000010000001011100000001111110110001101010010

heil dre700
By: joker0187. on 28 Nov 08, 05:29:11
heil dre700

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By: Jackpotxx. on 27 Nov 08, 17:10:34
010100010101010111011010101010101000010010101010101010101010101010101000111001001010101010101010101010101 (translates to "LOL")

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010011101001110101011100001110101010000111101000010101

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By: hooperpiccalero. on 25 Nov 08, 03:19:01
01001110010011110101010000100000010011010101100100100000010100000101001001000101010100110100100101000100010001010100111001010100

hilarious! the ...
By: officemaxo12. on 25 Nov 08, 01:49:57
hilarious! the ending is one of the best...

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By: JJGroves1234. on 25 Nov 08, 00:37:12
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No they haven't! ...
By: Ultraliskojebca. on 24 Nov 08, 21:48:17
No they haven't! Who told you this?!

Oh god. AMAZING. ...
By: sodoesrachael. on 24 Nov 08, 03:25:21
Oh god. AMAZING. And I love the thing at the end. "Carrier pigeons expected to inform McCain of election results by sunrise." lmao. P.S. Who doesn't love the new audio preview option?? I love making it say weird things... :P

...
By: KuiperDesu. on 23 Nov 08, 23:31:02
011011000110111101101100

"DRE700 is leader. ...
By: zerato33. on 23 Nov 08, 20:51:54
"DRE700 is leader. tremble before him and prepare to do his will"

01001001 01101110 ...
By: generalpatton3. on 23 Nov 08, 17:44:47
01001001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100001 00001101 00001010

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By: EpicFailTime. on 23 Nov 08, 07:43:25
010000010100110001001100001000000100100001000001010010010100110000100000010001000101001001000101001101110011000000110000001000010010000001000001010011000100110000100000010010000101010101001101010000010100111001010011001000000101001101001000010000010100110001001100001000000100001001000101001000000100111101010101010100100010000001010011010011000100000101010110010001010101001100100001

LOL! The Blue ...
By: eventzz. on 23 Nov 08, 07:18:39
LOL! The Blue Screen of Death!

...
By: kingtaythe2. on 22 Nov 08, 19:16:11
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

"I did not vote for ...
By: vtjakiela. on 22 Nov 08, 04:20:13
"I did not vote for the machine nor do I know anyone who did, but thats how democracy works" LOL this stuff is great!!

Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 179 seconds

World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

Related: comedy, everquest, fake, funny, games, life, news, of, onion, online, pc, satire, second, warcraft, world

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Whats ROFLCOPTER???
By: VirginiaTagz. on 02 Dec 08, 21:49:17
Whats ROFLCOPTER???

Guys this isnt real ...
By: Feralstormz70. on 02 Dec 08, 20:12:56
Guys this isnt real... u retards

Holy shit how did ...
By: xX13Mattyy94Xx. on 02 Dec 08, 18:53:36
Holy shit how did they make that?

lol, "your ...
By: Killerguyy. on 02 Dec 08, 18:33:20
lol, "your characters internet goes down, then you have to get your character on the phone with your internet provider"

Republican.
By: HaloGuru13. on 02 Dec 08, 18:32:51
Republican.

lol brilliant pity ...
By: tribaltyn. on 02 Dec 08, 18:03:12
lol brilliant pity it's not to original... someone playing a character who's playing a character, seen it before.

wow everybody that ...
By: BrandonPresents. on 02 Dec 08, 17:44:34
wow everybody that thinks this is real should kill themselves

Omfg stupid loool i ...
By: Sriela. on 02 Dec 08, 17:19:34
Omfg stupid loool i didint sea stuppides game sry 4 bad english

Naw, this is fake? ...
By: redemuz. on 02 Dec 08, 17:06:57
Naw, this is fake? It was so difficult to figure that out.

i played it a ...
By: Se11fish. on 02 Dec 08, 15:47:19
i played it a couple of hours now... you can really identify with the guy that plays world of warcraft in world of world of warcraft! amazing!

lol
By: Genesis000000. on 02 Dec 08, 13:46:44
lol

why would you want ...
By: rhinuhs4lyfe. on 02 Dec 08, 10:31:11
why would you want to play that??? COME ON NOW!!! ps: not real

im so glad i bought ...
By: MishterJumboJack. on 02 Dec 08, 06:31:35
im so glad i bought that game... so realistic

Yes that would be ...
By: tipetoes1218. on 02 Dec 08, 01:38:54
Yes that would be correct lol

Haha- But... it's a ...
By: FamousAntix. on 02 Dec 08, 01:30:05
Haha- But... it's a spoof... Right?

its obvious its ...
By: darkslayer232. on 01 Dec 08, 22:47:10
its obvious its fake.... check this publisher's icon and the icon on the news network.

if blizzard put ...
By: carbonEdge. on 01 Dec 08, 20:49:21
if blizzard put shit in a box and sold it i bet you some hard core fans would still buy it

Revenge is sweet! ...
By: yeahwhatsupz. on 01 Dec 08, 20:08:37
Revenge is sweet! my girlfriend is cheated on me in the worst way possible! so i created a website and posted some of her more "Private" photos on it! As a way to get her back. Help me take revenge check out tomuchattention. com (remove the space)

thi is the first ...
By: jonlscott. on 01 Dec 08, 19:59:17
thi is the first time i have used this phraise but... ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!

That's awesome.
By: Shadowmanman. on 01 Dec 08, 16:34:30
That's awesome.

Check out the new ...
By: weliketoparty2008. on 01 Dec 08, 16:04:49
Check out the new Death Knight Discussion Forums at Deathknightforums(.)c o m. I cannot put the link in this comment, but type that into a browser and check it out. It is a new discussion forum for Death Knights. Start posting in our new community.

omg ofc it's not ...
By: sub055. on 01 Dec 08, 13:58:58
omg ofc it's not real loltards x)

Oh my god.. LOL... ...
By: Rithir. on 01 Dec 08, 13:50:40
Oh my god.. LOL... I have to play World of World of Warcraft!!

wtf?is someone ...
By: RedFoxLisa. on 01 Dec 08, 11:47:44
wtf?is someone seriously goign to play himself playing?

Wow. That was just ...
By: garrettkirkthompson. on 01 Dec 08, 06:44:22
Wow. That was just hilarious. I have no idea how those guys kept a straigth face while filming it.

In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 198 seconds

Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.

Related: comedy, fake, funny, halloween, news, onion, satire

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Are YOU for real?
By: jevicci. on 02 Dec 08, 21:29:04
Are YOU for real?

"Americans are such ...
By: jjh259. on 02 Dec 08, 21:23:12
"Americans are such idiots" This "American idiot" isn't one of the people wondering if this is "for real". I mean, it's obviously real cause that one reporter got sucked into the underworld by a ghoul at the end of the video and that's not something you joke about. *by the way, I feel I should mention that this last part was sarcastic since by your response to the video, you can't tell the difference* Love the UK, but I guess it won't include you :P

They cant tell the ...
By: wade606. on 02 Dec 08, 18:02:38
They cant tell the diffrence betweeen real fake ghouls and real ones?! lmfao, is this for real? Americans are such idiots

The Onion is genius ...
By: SethChaos999. on 02 Dec 08, 11:44:06
The Onion is genius. Pure genius. Why? Because it is so true! It's fictional I know, but it's so true!

i LOVE this one. ...
By: jabrown1978. on 02 Dec 08, 02:10:15
i LOVE this one. one of their best

Hehe...no, because ...
By: Yumithethief. on 01 Dec 08, 22:07:32
Hehe...no, because that would make sense. ^_^ (see 3:14)

Favorited. Truly ...
By: VerdantNight. on 01 Dec 08, 06:03:30
Favorited. Truly awesome hilarious satire. :-)

This is just so ...
By: generaleskimo. on 01 Dec 08, 00:29:42
This is just so amazing on so many levels. It feels so silly and crazy until you turn on Fox News and they are saying the same damn things about Xmas.

idiot. its satire ...
By: CommonSense360. on 30 Nov 08, 07:29:55
idiot. its satire the thing said earth at the end

1:40 - his face is ...
By: Neeboopsh. on 30 Nov 08, 04:49:50
1:40 - his face is pwnz0r

I swear anymore I ...
By: Beadbud5000. on 27 Nov 08, 15:57:09
I swear anymore I have to watch this at least once a day for a good belly laugh!

(reply to corgizx) ...
By: XaviersSecretary. on 26 Nov 08, 23:01:19
(reply to corgizx) 42 percent of YouTubers type comments about something OTHER than the video their comment was posted on. Do you know what is also 42? The answer to life. This video was great.

Americans are ...
By: ipodlover25. on 26 Nov 08, 04:52:39
Americans are stupid, i am baffled, how can they invade a country they cant locate? lol

Locate Earth on a ...
By: ceitsf. on 26 Nov 08, 04:10:59
Locate Earth on a globe....hmm...think you meant to say USA instead?

42% of americans ...
By: LordoftheJamesClan. on 25 Nov 08, 22:12:31
42% of americans unable to locate earth on a globe

halloween was ...
By: Ondwey. on 24 Nov 08, 23:34:41
halloween was created to scare away spirits so they couldn't f*ck you up before all saints day on november first. nowadays though we celebrate the spirits existence as though its a good thing. that's the problem people have with it.

"frightening away ...
By: sgabig. on 24 Nov 08, 22:41:37
"frightening away demons is the reason for the season" "get out your amulets!"

erm... arent maps ...
By: mandowarrior123. on 24 Nov 08, 12:32:48
erm... arent maps usualy labled?

bwhahaha, that's ...
By: DreadstarMK1. on 24 Nov 08, 00:01:49
bwhahaha, that's great!

I concur
By: lostinspase1. on 23 Nov 08, 20:17:47
I concur

63 percent cant ...
By: corgizx. on 22 Nov 08, 20:42:42
63 percent cant find Iraq on a Map. 70 percent cant find Israel or Iran 90 percent cant find Afghanistan 54 percent dont know Sudan is a country 75 percent cant find Indonesia on a map. And these are all true stats from National Geographic.

LOL
By: heatedfrost. on 21 Nov 08, 20:24:15
LOL

that is a hilarious ...
By: Neeboopsh. on 21 Nov 08, 18:57:25
that is a hilarious reference to a national geographic study done years back. 91% and 89% are the percent of american students who could find the pacific ocean and the united states on a globe (i am pretty sure i got the numbers right). 91 seems like a high number, but the largest thing on the planet and the enormous land mass on which you live should have numbers like 99.99% :)

this is quite ...
By: river0tam. on 21 Nov 08, 07:05:10
this is quite amazing LOL

lol this is a ...
By: DeagleBeagle. on 21 Nov 08, 04:15:23
lol this is a satire of people who don't celebrate halloween because they say it is worshipping evil spirits. (These peoples are usually christians that really try to ruin the fun of halloween just because it was originally celebrated to worship evil spirits.) But what is funny is that these people think you have to worship evil spirits to celebrate halloween, and what is even more funny is that their own church celebrates halloween.

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 178 seconds

President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.

Related: administration, bush, cheney, comedy, fake, funny, george, katrina, news, onion, satire

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I don't get it. I ...
By: jamiespencer333. on 02 Dec 08, 17:38:33
I don't get it. I thought the Onion was satire. When did they start covering the real news?

Still can't believe ...
By: formless777. on 01 Dec 08, 14:11:57
Still can't believe he was voted in TWICE ! Yeah, the first one was iffy, but after his pigs ear of a first term you'd have thought people would wake up. I hear the GOP is running Sarah Palin and some guy called Caligula in 2012.

This is brilliant.
By: LordSch3tzer. on 01 Dec 08, 06:00:07
This is brilliant.

vvv President ...
By: MrNyc81. on 30 Nov 08, 02:27:51
vvv President Garfield was also assasinated.

cant stop laughing
By: oldtownkid. on 29 Nov 08, 02:49:11
cant stop laughing

U ROK ON BRO!!
By: jamesrichardson63. on 28 Nov 08, 20:55:09
U ROK ON BRO!!

amazing
By: youdontknowme90. on 28 Nov 08, 18:35:03
amazing

Damn it I hate it ...
By: surferstevo. on 27 Nov 08, 01:18:54
Damn it I hate it when Canadians are right (at least partly! LOL, yes apparently they were assinated for different reasons. But the two presidents I mentioned were killed by banking cartels (the 2nd central bank then the Fed).

ROFLMAO omg that is ...
By: Imcoolwiththis. on 26 Nov 08, 18:52:10
ROFLMAO omg that is mean, but so funny at the same time

good job......i ...
By: SuaveCapone. on 26 Nov 08, 12:08:12
good job......i love it when people know REAL history.....and they both also attempted to expose the secret government.

Some american was ...
By: NckRivers. on 26 Nov 08, 09:38:29
Some american was also managed to evaculate to New Zealand as well

i love the ...
By: rocketqueencd. on 26 Nov 08, 04:48:31
i love the redundant name of the show Today NOW!!

lol, i cant wait, ...
By: Lordes. on 26 Nov 08, 04:48:08
lol, i cant wait, gabo1604

Umm... James ...
By: ezzerdamoose. on 26 Nov 08, 03:20:01
Umm... James Garfield - assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau, William McKinley - assassinated by Leon F. Czolgosz. Federal Reserve Bank started in 1913, Lincoln assassinated in 1865. I'm Canadian though, so I could be wrong.

Because he's good ...
By: surferstevo. on 26 Nov 08, 01:43:33
Because he's good for the real rulers of this country. That's why he was not killed. Look at history & you will see what gets you killed. There have only been 2 presidents that have been assasinated. Lincoln & Kennedy. Why ? Because they printed money w/o going through the federal reserve bank.

55 days 15 hours ...
By: gabo1604. on 26 Nov 08, 01:27:43
55 days 15 hours and 32 mins left

do you get it, at ...
By: system0system. on 25 Nov 08, 22:36:13
do you get it, at last?

seriously, how has ...
By: loki1201. on 25 Nov 08, 22:26:14
seriously, how has he not been killed?

Only 56 more days ...
By: Shryce. on 25 Nov 08, 16:17:49
Only 56 more days to go !!! Keep the faith people, it will end !

The end is near!!!! ...
By: videomania100. on 25 Nov 08, 15:56:11
The end is near!!!! The End of the Bush Administration! Ck out this hilarious video showing Dubya leaving the White House. type "BUSH MY BAGS ARE PACKED" in search box. LOL!

My only complaint ...
By: watcherFA. on 25 Nov 08, 00:12:04
My only complaint about this hilarious video is that it makes Bush look too humble and likeable.

lol yeah actually ...
By: chaddavis12. on 24 Nov 08, 03:45:26
lol yeah actually that IS a word. I've never hear that word before though, so I had to spell check and thesaurus it. lol

Only inaccurate bit ...
By: aboutimeee. on 22 Nov 08, 22:07:24
Only inaccurate bit about this video is the fact that in real life bush is actually proud of wat he has done.

thanks for all the ...
By: redsox1006. on 22 Nov 08, 21:54:35
thanks for all the evidence to back up that statement

at 1:50 bush says ...
By: krazyliger. on 22 Nov 08, 21:51:26
at 1:50 bush says prayerful, is that a word? not sure.

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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 167 seconds

An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

Related: 911, al, bush, center, cheney, comedy, conspiracy, fake, news, onion, qaeda, satire, theory, trade, world

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Well, some would ...
By: carlairving. on 02 Dec 08, 21:12:33
Well, some would say The Onion News Network is just a humoristic group, but I'd say they are a much more credible source of information than CNN and Fox News for instance... XD

... oh god its not ...
By: CuteFuzzyWeasel. on 02 Dec 08, 19:45:41
... oh god its not real!

Its this a real ...
By: Michigame. on 02 Dec 08, 15:53:48
Its this a real interview? that terrorist sounded pretty sure and confident about what happened and his involvement. 9/11 was not carried out by the Gov. Thats fucking dumb to think so.

"Operation ...
By: 911insidejob81. on 02 Dec 08, 15:22:48
"Operation Northwoods" in 1962 was a plan by government to stage acts of real terrorism on US soil and against U.S. interests and then put the blame of these acts on Cuba in order to generate U.S. public support for military action against the Cuban government of Fidel Castro.Kennedy did not approve it in 1962.Bush did in 2001. 9/11 inside job. It is in wikipedia!!! google "Operation Northwoods"

It is indeed. ...
By: luxedge. on 02 Dec 08, 10:32:52
It is indeed. Therefore it doesn't help to make fun of 911, especially since hundreds of thousands of people died, mostly indirectly from the attacks. On top of that, 911 ensured Bush's re-election, something that cost the whole world dearly. I wonder if the Onion also makes fun of concentration camps?

lol
By: thomasb1233. on 02 Dec 08, 03:34:01
lol

"i have a sugestion ...
By: thomasb1233. on 02 Dec 08, 03:33:39
"i have a sugestion for you why dont you go to the washington monument take the family lets say october 12 2009 around 3:04 take a guided tour to the top and just waite there i think you will see that alquida is verry good at at organising things"

That's because they ...
By: ijyjy345. on 02 Dec 08, 01:38:25
That's because they were totally sarcastic.

those werent on ...
By: rg37. on 02 Dec 08, 00:33:21
those werent on your page...

Is the Onion really ...
By: RLiebenstein1. on 02 Dec 08, 00:12:41
Is the Onion really made by Israeli Zionists? That's what the Onion told me.

Wrong.
By: Kuzya3k. on 01 Dec 08, 23:51:23
Wrong.

If only life were ...
By: Umprella. on 01 Dec 08, 23:50:51
If only life were like the Onion...

Man - your quote ...
By: AntiExploit. on 01 Dec 08, 23:28:50
Man - your quote totally parallels this skit in ignorance. Why on earth would an incredibly intelligent and witty Onion mock the deaths of the tragedy of America (its audience?). It is just a satire on the outlandish theories regarding 9/11.

meh shut up
By: taytay1980. on 01 Dec 08, 23:07:59
meh shut up

Thruthfags
By: MAVWOLF. on 01 Dec 08, 22:14:12
Thruthfags

Pakistan
By: MAVWOLF. on 01 Dec 08, 22:13:11
Pakistan

How do you lighten ...
By: RLiebenstein1. on 01 Dec 08, 17:24:50
How do you lighten the mood of 9/11? The Onion is mocking the deaths of all who died on 9/11. It's not a joke and no one is laughing!

A gay al qaeda ...
By: ahlberto. on 01 Dec 08, 11:48:05
A gay al qaeda operative.This is so ridiculous...

Monthy phyton stuff
By: ahlberto. on 01 Dec 08, 11:44:40
Monthy phyton stuff

What is a "looser"??
By: canubelieve. on 01 Dec 08, 06:30:50
What is a "looser"??

Get the fuck over ...
By: Hyosei. on 01 Dec 08, 06:03:06
Get the fuck over yourself.

"Doesn't follow?" ...
By: bahramf. on 01 Dec 08, 05:48:29
"Doesn't follow?" "Me and Bush, we go out, we hang."

haha. thats a ...
By: XxHeartBreakerKannaX. on 01 Dec 08, 05:44:30
haha. thats a mexican! not an al qaeda bastard. haha

You're so ...
By: xXkingcameronXx. on 01 Dec 08, 04:03:18
You're so batshitcrazy. Take some fucking medication. It's all bullshit. Face it, a bunch of sand niggers crashed a plane into some buildings. Fucking get over it.

Osama Bin Laden ...
By: Friendsshare. on 01 Dec 08, 03:48:19
Osama Bin Laden safe in....somewhere..

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 145 seconds

For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

Related: barack, clinton, election, hillary, john, mccain, obama, politics, president, voting

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yes you are. now go ...
By: davecarldude. on 01 Dec 08, 21:07:23
yes you are. now go fuck yourself.

first black ...
By: floyd1973. on 29 Nov 08, 07:43:39
first black president! am i the only one who thinks that's bullshit?

There's nothing ...
By: eventzz. on 26 Nov 08, 10:07:36
There's nothing more important than bullshit

lol chicken-fried ...
By: hiphopsavior101. on 24 Nov 08, 08:34:07
lol chicken-fried steak leads pork fried pork as nation's favorite meat fried meat

This video is ...
By: caveatemp. on 18 Nov 08, 20:36:56
This video is bullshit!

Beautiful satire. ...
By: ReligiousZombie. on 18 Nov 08, 18:36:27
Beautiful satire. I can see Ghouliani now with his hard hat, walking around "Ground Zero," and Shitstain McCain with his meaningless "Country First" banners, and Hillary with her phony tears.

Hillary...Bullshit, ...
By: gredangeo. on 16 Nov 08, 00:12:50
Hillary...Bullshit, That was funny!! Love that line!

keep up the good ...
By: zemfour. on 07 Nov 08, 16:11:21
keep up the good work ONION!! LUV YA.

Yes the onion is a ...
By: omfgplea. on 06 Nov 08, 08:13:46
Yes the onion is a satire, but their subject matter is so relevant to our times that they can be counted on as a reliable news source. Just because they're frank doesn't mean they're not right.

Me likey! Me likey ...
By: CovertLeader. on 04 Nov 08, 23:51:49
Me likey! Me likey long time!

Well said !!
By: TheAcharis. on 28 Oct 08, 22:00:39
Well said !!

I liked the small ...
By: playguitar4lyf. on 24 Oct 08, 01:04:37
I liked the small comment at the bottom of the screen that said "Madagascar makes a bid on the 2016 Olympics after construction of three new tents and a dirt road." lol

HAHAH #1 issue on ...
By: CreateCreateYours. on 23 Oct 08, 02:48:38
HAHAH #1 issue on voters minds is bullshit.Thats sad.Yet another great reason to NOT vote or vote "none of the above".

fucking brilliant.
By: ZBKW. on 17 Oct 08, 06:24:28
fucking brilliant.

lmao kip oleary is ...
By: bizzy2go. on 17 Oct 08, 01:51:16
lmao kip oleary is the man. the golden line: IF IT WASNT FOR THE MEDIA THERE'D BE A LOT LESS BULLSHIT IN THESE ELECTIONS (THE AUDIO PREVIEW PRONOUNCED EVERYTHING EXCEPT BULLSHIT WRONG)

lol
By: Fardorfar. on 15 Oct 08, 01:05:44
lol

The onion was ...
By: countesscristo. on 14 Oct 08, 18:51:09
The onion was invented by the federals as a further distraction to appease 'truthers of bullshit'.!

The onion is the ...
By: Zcarbon. on 10 Oct 08, 22:21:43
The onion is the only news source that I can count on for accurate news anymore.

lolololol
By: GnosticAtheist. on 10 Oct 08, 06:18:48
lolololol

funny!!
By: idmann17. on 09 Oct 08, 23:02:52
funny!!

lol i convinced my ...
By: Gizius. on 09 Oct 08, 22:02:49
lol i convinced my father that the onion is a real news network

Haha
By: CaptainGratiot. on 08 Oct 08, 03:58:36
Haha

FORWARD THIS ...
By: theworldturnsdaily. on 07 Oct 08, 09:15:45
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE. Maybe the funniest video on You Tube: John McCain Debates Himself on Supporting Bush See: watch?v=xisvs_Ja3M8 "Sarah Palin OWNED by Jack Cafferty" see: watch?v=GM3iWlTiEGc Palin reads every newspaper, all of them but cannot name a single one. She is out of touch and a liar See: watch?v=xRkWebP2Q0Y If you are stupid or Republican Vote McCain Tuesday November 11. (If you are sensible Vote for Obama Tuesday November FOURTH.)

roflmfao
By: grkpektis. on 04 Oct 08, 05:25:22
roflmfao

word
By: theantikikyo. on 03 Oct 08, 18:31:55
word

Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 168 seconds

The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.

Related: barack, comedy, election, funny, obama, onion, president, satire

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