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"Doing more is in our nature" is a commercial for Centea, a bank in Belgium. Creation by Maarten Hofman and Katrin Van Eycken from Darwin BBDO.

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thats weird...but ...
By: IchiXRukiFan. on 30 Nov 08, 23:14:51
thats weird...but funny xP

ROFL
By: BusterShade. on 30 Nov 08, 14:39:58
ROFL

brrrrrrrrr.... that ...
By: 442355442353. on 28 Nov 08, 11:11:45
brrrrrrrrr.... that so disgusting

matrix lol
By: ifraaz350zGTR. on 27 Nov 08, 10:28:56
matrix lol

whoa thats awsome ...
By: Pearlharbor350. on 26 Nov 08, 05:11:59
whoa thats awsome and AC/DC Should of been in there shoot....

lol
By: rabbit8chloe. on 25 Nov 08, 17:03:35
lol

loll!!!!
By: ProSc00tz. on 25 Nov 08, 01:04:57
loll!!!!

lolololololol
By: foldedintobeauty2. on 21 Nov 08, 06:28:52
lolololololol

LMAO!!!
By: estefunny05. on 16 Nov 08, 04:49:33
LMAO!!!

lmao
By: dan5999999999. on 16 Nov 08, 02:33:09
lmao

lol
By: CoastJumper. on 15 Nov 08, 02:21:06
lol

so...funny,ha ha ha.
By: ydgina2m11. on 14 Nov 08, 00:39:00
so...funny,ha ha ha.

THAT WAS TOO KEWL
By: komptonzprincezz. on 09 Nov 08, 05:11:14
THAT WAS TOO KEWL

belg reclame XD
By: christos1993. on 07 Nov 08, 12:35:21
belg reclame XD

in the begning it ...
By: 99knight. on 07 Nov 08, 03:53:04
in the begning it looked like matrix

ha!,ha!,ha!, that ...
By: gerer234. on 02 Nov 08, 15:40:31
ha!,ha!,ha!, that is funny i almost pissed my pants

eww it look nasty ...
By: 3pointkillas. on 31 Oct 08, 03:42:51
eww it look nasty lol

puhahaa ...
By: kemalaydin1907. on 28 Oct 08, 15:57:36
puhahaa yarat?c?l?kta üstünüze yokk

hahahah!! potha!
By: fhamchael. on 27 Oct 08, 02:29:20
hahahah!! potha!

hahaha potah!!
By: fhamchael. on 27 Oct 08, 02:28:52
hahaha potah!!

My friend died last ...
By: shitster101. on 26 Oct 08, 02:21:36
My friend died last year from chain letters repost this or she will come and kill you every thime u here a ring in your ear she will make your life shorter and shorter repost this to 10 other videos 21

rofl
By: skatman572. on 25 Oct 08, 19:55:40
rofl

haha i love this!
By: ItsBritneyBich. on 17 Oct 08, 20:25:37
haha i love this!

lol
By: sandtableglass333. on 12 Oct 08, 01:25:14
lol

holy shit that was ...
By: goochthour. on 10 Oct 08, 17:33:09
holy shit that was funny

$\"BABY\" IN SPERM$

"BABY" IN SPERM
Posted by: silvesyt

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While examining human sperm in a scanning electron microscope, we got astonished: a spermatozoon bearing an unprecedented anomaly, dramatically recalled the XVII century preformation theory and the theory of "Homunculus".

Related: andrology, electron, fertility, medicine, microscope, microscopy, pathology, reproduction, scanning, semen, sperm, spermatozoa

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sperm is cool
By: JIMMYISFAT666. on 22 Nov 08, 12:06:54
sperm is cool

in close up looks ...
By: dan5999999999. on 21 Nov 08, 02:46:30
in close up looks like dead sperm

Oh please...
By: thibaulthalpern. on 16 Nov 08, 16:10:38
Oh please...

Isaac Albeniz ( ...
By: silvesyt. on 16 Nov 08, 09:38:15
Isaac Albeniz (Camprodon may 29,1860 Cambo-les-Bains, may 18,1909)

This is killing me: ...
By: FanofLieder. on 16 Nov 08, 05:52:55
This is killing me: who wrote the music?

shark!?! thats a ...
By: guitarbuildist. on 13 Nov 08, 17:57:07
shark!?! thats a sperm sock puppet:)

I was only half ...
By: granadan1. on 10 Nov 08, 14:33:59
I was only half watching while cuddling screaming baby, and found it was made very clear!

That's a ...
By: silvesyt. on 08 Nov 08, 09:08:36
That's a possibility; in fact, however, the negative photoplate is in our lab archives.

You will NOT
By: silvesyt. on 08 Nov 08, 09:02:47
You will NOT

or someone who got ...
By: rock432. on 08 Nov 08, 00:33:11
or someone who got bored and had photoshop on his computer haha

I don't want a ...
By: japesjake. on 06 Nov 08, 07:22:03
I don't want a shark as a son!

It says it is an ...
By: blueilive. on 04 Nov 08, 14:39:45
It says it is an anomaly, it doesn't mean people won't think it isn't a real baby... I would consider a baby in sperm to be an anomaly if I didn't know...

I did. see 1:45
By: silvesyt. on 04 Nov 08, 06:48:53
I did. see 1:45

That is NOT a baby ...
By: blueilive. on 03 Nov 08, 23:24:10
That is NOT a baby in the sperm. Sperm itself CANNOT form a baby... for that you need to combine DNA from a man and a woman in a process called meiosis where you split cromosomes from one of each parents What that may be, if real, is a coincidence; a spermatozoid in wich you find a baby shape I think you should have made that clear in the video

scary! o.O
By: AlienDrone94. on 03 Nov 08, 16:00:30
scary! o.O

is masturbation at ...
By: grandcracker1212. on 02 Nov 08, 20:50:34
is masturbation at an early age unhealthy if you area male?

once produced and ...
By: silvesyt. on 26 Oct 08, 10:14:54
once produced and stored into the extratesticular genital tract/glands spermatozoa undergo physiological aging and ultimately degrade; 3-5 day is a right time to ejaculate good sperm (provided they are produced in a normal testis). How sperm are ejaculated does not influence their "quality"

Does the ...
By: xgalba00. on 25 Oct 08, 20:27:21
Does the masturbation help to cultivate better quality of sperm or the opposite is true?

lol.
By: dottorecannelle. on 24 Oct 08, 18:35:15
lol.

that nice show.. ...
By: mavic604. on 22 Oct 08, 03:54:11
that nice show..thankz for sharing

lol
By: tudypopa. on 21 Oct 08, 15:16:37
lol

maybe nothing. the ...
By: 83stellina83. on 19 Oct 08, 19:14:25
maybe nothing. the shape of the sperm is not necessary related to its content in DNA - the really important component. eitherway, an externally perfect sperm may carry a damaged DNA content. in and out does not necessarily correspond.

please REMEMBER, ...
By: silvesyt. on 18 Oct 08, 11:24:18
please REMEMBER, such deformed spermatozoa CANNOT enter the oocyte: they either lack the acrosome - it contains some chemical drills that make a hole into the oocyte surface through which sperm penetrate inside - and/or are immotile. In fact, the presence of such altered spermatozoa is a symptom that something is wrong in the intratesticular maturation of spermatozoa. Also, such pathological cells are only a minimal percentage of the whole sperm output.

what happens if the ...
By: DrLsw. on 17 Oct 08, 21:49:08
what happens if the deformed sperm is the one that goes into the egg?

wow.....o-o
By: heyhiello. on 15 Oct 08, 03:30:00
wow.....o-o

Every Sperm is Sacred
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Monty Python's Meaning of Life
http://www.amazon .com/Monty-Python-Tr inity-Pythons-Meanin g/dp/B001E12ZAM/ref= sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd &qid=1226692215&sr=1 -1

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They do. It's a ...
By: iriscanine. on 02 Dec 08, 01:15:32
They do. It's a great song.

Haha, thas quite ...
By: GoldenSpyGlass. on 01 Dec 08, 16:15:05
Haha, thas quite amsuing. (And that has made my da. =D)

hahahah wonder if ...
By: iLiveLaughLoveLife. on 01 Dec 08, 15:43:55
hahahah wonder if they have this on itunes XD

How the hell did ...
By: letsgetthisoverwith. on 01 Dec 08, 14:14:04
How the hell did they convince those kids parents?? XD

... HAHAHAHAHA!
By: MindBullets2142. on 01 Dec 08, 14:11:51
... HAHAHAHAHA!

Damn great! Reminds ...
By: Raoulitooo. on 01 Dec 08, 11:32:40
Damn great! Reminds me the night we were all singing that song during a movie festival!

lol
By: drfoot300. on 30 Nov 08, 22:55:47
lol

Dang, well I'm not ...
By: dogeymon83. on 30 Nov 08, 19:54:48
Dang, well I'm not joining the catholics now. Blimey!

so catchy. this is ...
By: davecarldude. on 30 Nov 08, 16:20:53
so catchy. this is going in my head for the next three days.

She actually isn't ...
By: alancramer. on 30 Nov 08, 11:03:51
She actually isn't singing the song. The girl singing the song was actually too ugly to be shown to the public, so they got another girl to mime it. This is where they got the idea for the Beijing Olympics...

I saw an interview ...
By: heene. on 29 Nov 08, 23:20:04
I saw an interview with the now grown up kids & one said they didn't know what the word meant & weren't told.

Dude indeed!
By: heene. on 29 Nov 08, 23:18:21
Dude indeed!

where can i find ...
By: ivann182. on 29 Nov 08, 13:30:53
where can i find the name of the girl in 1:30-1:45

Pinewood Studios, ...
By: DaMuttzNutz. on 29 Nov 08, 12:44:32
Pinewood Studios, Iver Heath, Buckinghamshire

My God, is that Sam ...
By: MadMaulkin. on 28 Nov 08, 21:39:26
My God, is that Sam Niel getting married?

What?
By: Dark94Flame. on 28 Nov 08, 19:44:52
What?

"and the one thing ...
By: SpawnRevenge92. on 28 Nov 08, 15:42:16
"and the one thing you can say about catholics is they'll take you as soon as you're worm." love it

Dude Speak English ...
By: Silwyth1989. on 27 Nov 08, 22:23:07
Dude Speak English -)

every one is amy ...
By: bizzarebrain9. on 27 Nov 08, 20:17:24
every one is amy winehouse dont u get it?!

That would be ...
By: Zibbele. on 27 Nov 08, 17:47:46
That would be impolite. You go first.

I wondr if the kids ...
By: GoldenSpyGlass. on 27 Nov 08, 16:19:01
I wondr if the kids knew what they where singing. Haha

Do it.
By: virgoerns. on 27 Nov 08, 15:01:44
Do it.

1:37 is an ugly kid.
By: LeighRollo2006. on 27 Nov 08, 11:52:07
1:37 is an ugly kid.

How the hell do you ...
By: Hardydude3. on 27 Nov 08, 00:59:34
How the hell do you make a song about sperm?!?!?!?!

lol another amazing ...
By: Deckers505. on 26 Nov 08, 22:15:59
lol another amazing piece of comedy from the pythons.

$Every Sperm is Sacred {Monty Python\$

Every Sperm is Sacred {Monty Python's Meaning of Life}
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This is a musical number from the second act of Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life". Please keep in mind the Catholic who is singing the lead does not believe in contraception... and neither do his many, many children, who are singing the backup. And yes, that IS a Chinese dragon in the background of the finale. How it got there... don't ask, don't tell.

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Mormons should ...
By: elperverto7. on 01 Dec 08, 17:54:53
Mormons should fucking watch this. Maybe they'll learn something and do something with their lives other than having 3 wives and popping out 35 kids.

4 eggs isn't ...
By: elperverto7. on 01 Dec 08, 17:49:39
4 eggs isn't exactly genocide, maybe a death squad. Where as a few Milli liter of sperm has potential to fertilize thousands of eggs.

By looking at her ...
By: koookeee. on 01 Dec 08, 11:39:26
By looking at her teeth, I am sure she became captain of the Doncaster Ice Hockey team ...

THE THIRD WORLD. ...
By: koookeee. on 01 Dec 08, 11:35:51
THE THIRD WORLD. Yorkshire. !!!!

i thought it was ...
By: Cark7428. on 01 Dec 08, 00:02:06
i thought it was hillarious

i was joking, dude ...
By: Warkenshin. on 29 Nov 08, 19:43:40
i was joking, dude xD, don't take it for serious ;)

You're a goddamn ...
By: Dodo251. on 29 Nov 08, 18:36:08
You're a goddamn stupid moron. Go hang yourself.

well that sounds ...
By: Ares11787. on 29 Nov 08, 15:02:07
well that sounds interesting ;)

i agree with wellar
By: Ares11787. on 29 Nov 08, 15:00:53
i agree with wellar

In these scenes, ...
By: madboyvenezuela. on 29 Nov 08, 01:51:58
In these scenes, they spend most of the picture budget

Maybe jesus loves ...
By: Warkenshin. on 29 Nov 08, 00:47:06
Maybe jesus loves sperm... but the Virgin Maria loves it even more :P

whats wrong with ...
By: dranakan. on 28 Nov 08, 22:23:37
whats wrong with masturbating?

Wales or somewhere ...
By: showcobfan. on 28 Nov 08, 20:35:48
Wales or somewhere up North I should think. They look like mining houses.

man all that ...
By: MercuryRis. on 28 Nov 08, 17:55:11
man all that sinning into tissues....

2:34 - 2:41 ROFL! ...
By: ferdse. on 27 Nov 08, 10:53:50
2:34 - 2:41 ROFL! GO Monty python =)

you know whats ...
By: martythebadcomedian. on 26 Nov 08, 09:52:51
you know whats shocking i go to a cathlic shool and ther are days i turn up and thers tones of pepole singing and danceing to Every Sperm is Sacred ( doint ask )

Jesus sure loves ...
By: MortisDrakulNoctem. on 26 Nov 08, 00:34:01
Jesus sure loves sperm

Wow. God must hate ...
By: ivorbernhart. on 24 Nov 08, 17:54:18
Wow. God must hate me then.

anyone know the ...
By: tumadoireacht. on 24 Nov 08, 08:56:46
anyone know the name of that solo kid and whether she went on to an acting career ?

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: mimi3244. on 23 Nov 08, 03:03:41
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET? KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

oh yeah i do live ...
By: HuGaEmO. on 23 Nov 08, 01:39:50
oh yeah i do live near where the street bits were filmed cause i is cool i am surprised they didnt fall through the bloody roofs of them sheds they are proper shit

I think those kids ...
By: Leogun94. on 22 Nov 08, 11:26:22
I think those kids had no idea what they were singing about.

Tell me why it is ...
By: CaptainLuckyShamrock. on 21 Nov 08, 00:06:12
Tell me why it is wrong?

1:31 dubbed? you ...
By: rodgeriguez. on 20 Nov 08, 22:05:27
1:31 dubbed? you decide!

1:48 that one kid ...
By: DaiHanaji. on 20 Nov 08, 21:56:36
1:48 that one kid does this Ian Curtis dance ^^

Beautiful underwater shots of the sperm whale - BBC wildlife
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As recently as one hundred years ago, these beautiful creatures were hunted. Feared as lavaithans of the deep. Today they are protected and are amongst the most awesome creatures our planet has to offer.
From the BBC

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Animal Face-Off - Sperm Whale vs Giant Squid
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Sperm Whale vs Giant Squid...

Related: alligator, anaconda, bear, caiman, cougar, crocodile, gorilla, jaguar, leopard, lion, python, shark, tiger, wolf

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yeah but how would ...
By: ShaneLyon1. on 29 Nov 08, 12:03:44
yeah but how would we know what was going on in the video..thats why they made them Visable..and we all should already know the outcome the Giant squid is the Spermwales Preferd food..i think we all learned that in like 3rd grade

That squid was ...
By: pubetube123. on 29 Nov 08, 01:51:41
That squid was pulling sum fucking tack-ticks there man, wouldn't have fooled me though, i'd have been right up in his face with my poison jet powered nuclear tail slap.

fuck my balls
By: kbtyproductions. on 28 Nov 08, 22:51:38
fuck my balls

i've seen this; it ...
By: yasmiona. on 28 Nov 08, 19:53:08
i've seen this; it blasts a sonic cannon to stun the squid.

Nice Tags Wolf ...
By: textiles1. on 28 Nov 08, 01:50:18
Nice Tags Wolf Shark Gorilla Crocodile Tiger Lion Anaconda Python Leopard Jaguar Cougar Alligator Caiman Bear

Fake? No way guys ...
By: SmilingBread. on 27 Nov 08, 06:58:48
Fake? No way guys you can actually see sonar waves didn't you know? -.-'

*Cough*Mismatch* ...
By: Flaremancer. on 27 Nov 08, 05:08:07
*Cough*Mismatch*Cough

I think the Giant ...
By: invalidness25. on 27 Nov 08, 04:22:41
I think the Giant Squid is my favorite marine creature. Besides sharks.

well no duh its ...
By: DavyBaby1945. on 27 Nov 08, 00:57:48
well no duh its fake they are trying to show with computer animation on how they think that these animals hunt and what they do when they are hunted

this is sooooo fake ...
By: kainy146. on 26 Nov 08, 16:29:00
this is sooooo fake.. [:x]

wtf gorrilla, ...
By: popman638. on 26 Nov 08, 06:53:01
wtf gorrilla,crocodile tiger lion as tags get a job!

WTF is this vid ...
By: Bubb4J. on 26 Nov 08, 05:25:58
WTF is this vid meant to b about its so obvious that its animated and they wouldn't act like that any way

if i were that ...
By: xxsoulwatchxx. on 25 Nov 08, 22:20:42
if i were that whale i would do the same thing eat that stanky squid =)

Reading these ...
By: Kerberoz01. on 25 Nov 08, 22:17:45
Reading these comments has made me lose all faith in public education. People never learn the difference between toothed and baleen whales? Giant squids poisonous? Suffocating a 50 ton whale that can hold its breath for 3 hours? I hope you people are no older than 9-10...

god this is why i ...
By: johohobo. on 25 Nov 08, 21:07:27
god this is why i would never go scuba diving XD, amazing vid though

wtf sperm whales ...
By: johohobo. on 25 Nov 08, 21:05:30
wtf sperm whales always gonna win sorry squiddy old pal your cute and all but your part of cummy whales menu

people dont know ...
By: mayanray. on 25 Nov 08, 02:55:12
people dont know wat there talkin about theese days

sperm whales eat ...
By: coolillboi. on 24 Nov 08, 23:39:54
sperm whales eat giant squids as dinner.

WTF!!!
By: pattycak3e. on 24 Nov 08, 22:29:09
WTF!!!

thi suck
By: abrahamdiaz1997. on 23 Nov 08, 23:52:53
thi suck

i cant believe the ...
By: Tommy2er. on 23 Nov 08, 21:32:11
i cant believe the discovery chanel pays good money for people to make these shitty animal face offs! seriously if they made pieces of crap like this each time they would be out of a job sharpish

whale are beautful ...
By: Jackalshadowe. on 23 Nov 08, 16:58:30
whale are beautful animals squids on the other hand...not so nice...

this had to be the ...
By: cp3w00. on 23 Nov 08, 08:18:09
this had to be the worst Animal Face-off EVER

lol from monster ...
By: CalxP. on 23 Nov 08, 06:03:39
lol from monster quest?

food maybe? ...
By: CalxP. on 23 Nov 08, 06:02:10
food maybe? entering its territory?

every sperm is sacred
Posted by: blondegeek69

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a funny clip from mony pyhton, enjoy ;)

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LOL @ the inference ...
By: ph1sts. on 02 Dec 08, 01:45:04
LOL @ the inference that Catholics screw like rabbits, and Protestants rarely have sex.

Atleast now I have ...
By: RichardTran0. on 17 Nov 08, 22:09:30
Atleast now I have a reason to stop masturbating all the time.

ROFL "I can walk ...
By: goatgirl08. on 26 Oct 08, 03:55:56
ROFL "I can walk down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom, for I am a Protestant.'"

The morally ...
By: Bfdidc. on 11 Oct 08, 22:47:49
The morally superior Protestant and his obviously unsatisfied wife at the end of this sketch really adds to the humor as well. "Thanks to Martin Luther, I can wear anything I want on my John-Thomas."

great!
By: Cureza. on 10 Oct 08, 18:57:22
great!

lol, Catholics ftw
By: Cricketman2000. on 18 Sep 08, 00:42:06
lol, Catholics ftw

Protestantism, ftw!
By: darthsketch. on 17 Sep 08, 02:11:31
Protestantism, ftw!

Well, thank you ...
By: iniquissima. on 14 Sep 08, 10:43:12
Well, thank you Peter from Frankfurt! How anyone could have grasped it without your detailed analisys. :))))

I'd forgotten how ...
By: BondoFox. on 30 Aug 08, 17:28:24
I'd forgotten how long that was! Shame about the glitch halfway through, but still, thanks for the posting!

I'm a life long ...
By: musiknouvel. on 25 Aug 08, 03:00:12
I'm a life long Roman Catholic this clip is my favorite part of the "meaning of life". Never once have I found it offensive, I think it's hilarious.

I couldn't have ...
By: stresslie58. on 20 Aug 08, 18:30:39
I couldn't have worded it better myself. Mothy Python is one of the funniest, and clever comedy teams ever, and this is them at their very best.

British comedy at ...
By: thegigm. on 16 Jul 08, 01:24:47
British comedy at or close to it's best.

Absolutely ...
By: mattsimplebored. on 05 Jul 08, 22:18:04
Absolutely hilarious. A work of genius.

This clip is ...
By: peterinfrankfurt. on 03 Jul 08, 21:57:55
This clip is excellent excellent excellent. Firstly, it is funny beyond words. Secondly, it is clever - so clever (wish I were that clever) Thirdly, it puts the RC church in perspective. Thank you Monty Python!

Erm, I am catholic. ...
By: sassygirl449. on 03 Jul 08, 19:24:31
Erm, I am catholic. I thought it was hilarious, would never show it to my Irish relatives though, maybe the younger ones xD Nah, he's not a prick, he's careful about what he says normally.

So did the Catholic ...
By: wwcdmeister. on 03 Jul 08, 19:11:26
So did the Catholic students hang there head, walk out? What a prick.

ooh its all cut up ...
By: stevolution666. on 11 Jun 08, 09:21:57
ooh its all cut up and fucked. how annoying

We were shown this ...
By: sassygirl449. on 10 Jun 08, 20:35:38
We were shown this in school. By our RS teacher. I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD XD

What we do to ...
By: o484. on 01 Jun 08, 01:53:40
What we do to ourselves we do to God classic ROFLMFAO XD

this is a more ...
By: richardcadbury. on 22 May 08, 06:16:24
this is a more persuasive arguement against catholicism than all the protestant arguements put together. PS fuzzygoddess "Catholics don't proselytize" you've clearly never been to Africa.

It's why Catholics ...
By: fuzzygoddess. on 10 May 08, 21:50:11
It's why Catholics don't proselytize. They don't have to knock to make more for the Tree stencil dedicated to slave thinking They simply breed more sheep for the fascist dictator in Rome to boss around. Just think what Pedophile priests would do without boys!

the stork is ...
By: Hazelw0lf. on 06 May 08, 22:27:05
the stork is symbolic. Somehow i don't think they bring the afterbirth as well

In a later ...
By: devaraja42. on 02 May 08, 01:33:33
In a later interview, those kids admitted that they had no idea what they were singing about.

Amen.Excellent ...
By: peepingpeterpan. on 01 May 08, 16:03:49
Amen.Excellent music clip.

"what do you mean? ...
By: hmdios. on 11 Apr 08, 17:54:32
"what do you mean? lock the door?" loool

Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred.avi
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Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred

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even if a child is ...
By: dranakan. on 02 Dec 08, 01:25:42
even if a child is concieved, large amount of sperm die.

Dead man: And mine!
By: Shadoboy. on 28 Nov 08, 23:41:53
Dead man: And mine!

all of you shut up ...
By: OMGMAN. on 27 Nov 08, 22:39:48
all of you shut up and just enjoy the song lol

nor do i my friend ...
By: papason4041. on 22 Nov 08, 00:06:38
nor do i my friend nor do i hey did someone say chimechanga?

Ok.. I don't know ...
By: AdamMorner. on 21 Nov 08, 06:10:52
Ok.. I don't know what you're forgiving me for or what you mean by that, nor do I care. You got me wrong from the very beginning and I haven't got the patience to explain myself any further. To bad you had to be arrogant when you didn't understand what I was saying. I just think it's a fucking shame. You seem to like Monty Python...

I have no idea of ...
By: AdamMorner. on 21 Nov 08, 05:21:50
I have no idea of what your trying to say.

wow you do know its ...
By: papason4041. on 20 Nov 08, 05:41:13
wow you do know its a joke its sperm to so what you make 7000 evry second

"Although I wish I ...
By: patsy02. on 18 Nov 08, 17:46:51
"Although I wish I could similarly commend you on your intelligence." That's alright, I forgive you. :)

Thank you Peter. ...
By: AdamMorner. on 17 Nov 08, 02:43:19
Thank you Peter. Although I wish I could similarly commend you on your intelligence. Sarcasm can be hard to grasp, especially in writing, and I shouldn't have expected anything else from a lazy ass 18year old than to be so fatuous to beleive, that when one is speaking in terms of "god" that one is a fundamentalist.

Relevant? You ...
By: patsy02. on 14 Nov 08, 23:43:11
Relevant? You brought it up.

Absolutely correct ...
By: patsy02. on 14 Nov 08, 23:42:28
Absolutely correct Adam! Well done. However, you apparently didn't notice that fact that I was commenting on inability to take the sketch with a grain of salt.

yeah because that's ...
By: AdamMorner. on 13 Nov 08, 17:16:27
yeah because that's relevant...

Who is the one with ...
By: AdamMorner. on 13 Nov 08, 17:08:48
Who is the one with no sense of humour you dumbass? Isn't the fact that children are singing about sperm the whole point of the joke?

maybe they have, u ...
By: karlkarnadi. on 13 Nov 08, 17:07:11
maybe they have, u never know

Get a bloody sense ...
By: patsy02. on 12 Nov 08, 20:17:42
Get a bloody sense of humour you fundie.

Yes, those poor ...
By: patsy02. on 12 Nov 08, 20:16:59
Yes, those poor children must be scarred for life... -_-

by far my most ...
By: aragorn1780. on 11 Nov 08, 00:38:20
by far my most favorite song by the Pythons

Could I have a ...
By: Manofhopeandglory. on 09 Nov 08, 16:31:58
Could I have a reference for that please?

Sean Maguire in the ...
By: Mofette. on 07 Nov 08, 18:58:12
Sean Maguire in the background. Love it!

Monty Python were ...
By: YellowMagi. on 06 Nov 08, 15:46:53
Monty Python were the sickest people in the world. They made fun of the most obscure things xD

God, those poor ...
By: AdamMorner. on 30 Oct 08, 07:35:35
God, those poor children... they must have no idea of what they are singing about

actual lollage - " ...
By: 13Rhiannon13. on 19 Oct 08, 18:04:26
actual lollage - "They could have been pulled off in an accident!"

I love this song! ...
By: FinlayO. on 16 Oct 08, 18:02:29
I love this song! But one of the funniest bits in this sketch is the random Chinese dragon in the background. It cracks me up every time. :D

You know how ...
By: SlappieBob. on 14 Oct 08, 20:09:40
You know how amazingly historicly correct it actually isXD And sooooo funnyXD

They do now, a ...
By: rockndude87. on 09 Oct 08, 02:06:57
They do now, a couple years ago Pope Benedict agreed to let Catholics use condoms, even though many do already. His purpose was to prevent the spread of deadly diseases, mainly AIDs in Africa since it has taken its toll on many many people.

SPERM WHALE ATTACKS FISHERMEN KILLS 1
Posted by: CSPANJUNKIEdotORG

Video duration: 179 seconds
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MARCH 13, 2007 CNN REPORTS

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that was a fair ...
By: dimethylazobenzol90. on 01 Dec 08, 18:10:44
that was a fair revenge on human whale hunting... well done!

yayyyy whales are ...
By: UnitedAbominations69. on 01 Dec 08, 14:50:08
yayyyy whales are so cute and adorable. they should be left alone! ban whaling!!!

ya kill the fucking ...
By: aIlelujah. on 01 Dec 08, 10:25:35
ya kill the fucking japanese >:O go the whale

hey hey only the ...
By: aIlelujah. on 01 Dec 08, 10:25:05
hey hey only the fucking japanese that kills the whales >:O

YAY WHALES!
By: SkyboxMonster. on 01 Dec 08, 08:22:31
YAY WHALES!

Okay, these people ...
By: EpicureMammon. on 01 Dec 08, 06:17:18
Okay, these people had good intentions, but sperm whales have sunk ships when agitated... they were ill equipped to interact with it.

so...? It turned ...
By: EnivekDax. on 01 Dec 08, 03:54:46
so...? It turned from a news story into an animal planet interviewer. LAME! That japanese whale was there fro entertainment. most likely robotic

no i am not ...
By: stopkillingwhales09. on 30 Nov 08, 12:47:11
no i am not actually so whatever !!!!!

*snore*...what ...
By: Scaryshaman. on 30 Nov 08, 06:03:01
*snore*...what what's going on i was sleeping AHHHH WHALERS ATTTAAAAACKKKK!! That's basicly what happened.

Save the whales!!!!
By: Will2killsum1. on 30 Nov 08, 03:55:40
Save the whales!!!!

You're a little ...
By: dfhgdfgcc. on 29 Nov 08, 20:51:50
You're a little stupid aren't you?

hell yes if these ...
By: stopkillingwhales09. on 29 Nov 08, 19:14:54
hell yes if these fuckin asian chinnk people killing whales then whales can kill them .... score for the whales! yay!! finally some sign that they are capable of fighting back....!!!!!

haha..unlucky.. ...
By: cornerbox. on 29 Nov 08, 18:02:44
haha..unlucky..dickheads

The sperm whale is ...
By: HowieTheFink. on 27 Nov 08, 14:54:42
The sperm whale is the king of the ocean. It dives the deepest of any whale to catch its favorite meals, giant and colossal squid, which are badass sea creatures in their own right. Any shark won't get far messing around with one, and even a group of killer whales know better than to piss off an adult bull sperm whale. RIP Capt. Ahab.

he was getting even ...
By: lionsgateblows. on 27 Nov 08, 09:16:19
he was getting even with all the overwhaling the japanese have done next time they will get more of those ahole japs

That's ur opinnion ...
By: girlfriend434. on 27 Nov 08, 05:31:45
That's ur opinnion Mr.!

They should have ...
By: s3117. on 27 Nov 08, 02:32:40
They should have just left him alone. its not like he was terrorizing the town or anything. He would've found his way out eventually. Idiots.

that's the shit ...
By: BillyO8834. on 27 Nov 08, 01:52:26
that's the shit right there!

payback's a bitch, ...
By: hectorleon. on 26 Nov 08, 23:35:24
payback's a bitch, ain't it?

asians are the shit ...
By: millennium. on 25 Nov 08, 23:48:28
asians are the shit thats why...hahaha....just like the english mofo... asians kill animal..american kills eachother..hahah

asians kill ...
By: excelerater. on 25 Nov 08, 13:06:58
asians kill everything.....and eat it

they r asians wat u ...
By: ALTRIX1. on 25 Nov 08, 11:58:16
they r asians wat u expect? the whhale got revenge. they can kil whales so whales can kil em. ^^

they werent tryin ...
By: bumblebeeetuna. on 25 Nov 08, 11:08:02
they werent tryin to kill the whale u fuking idiot so y should they die.

your an idiot. you ...
By: legendInDaGame. on 25 Nov 08, 03:49:11
your an idiot. you think all humans should pay because some people hunt whales? these guys were trying to get it to leave

cum whale
By: ancalites. on 24 Nov 08, 04:13:43
cum whale

3D sperm fertilization project
Posted by: armyofda12monkeys

Video duration: 105 seconds
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I did the 3D models (sperm, fallopian tubes, white blood cell hehe) and 1st part of animation (particle system).
My partner did the cool swimming scene and fertilization of the egg.
An overuse of 2-headed and 2-tailed sperm is used for fun. Also after reading a sidenote that some white blood cells can kill sperm setups a cool lil' animation that probably rarely happens in real life.

Related: 3d, fertilization, sperm

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A sperm would never ...
By: mediate27. on 29 Nov 08, 03:27:00
A sperm would never be able to enter an egg if there were other sperm already to it. It's first come, first serve.

I Hate these little ...
By: littlejonh1. on 20 Nov 08, 01:31:20
I Hate these little Bastards.

All of you that ...
By: NitroEthiopian. on 13 Nov 08, 23:15:54
All of you that made it are here watching or commenting. Congrats!

That gives a whole ...
By: alxndr01. on 08 Nov 08, 23:42:26
That gives a whole new twist in Wagner's "Ride of the Valkeries."

How can I get this ...
By: benicohensys. on 05 Nov 08, 16:12:17
How can I get this clip in a better format/size?

How can I get a ...
By: benicohensys. on 05 Nov 08, 15:44:46
How can I get a better resolution of this clip?

ROFL!!!
By: Flexbonez45. on 27 Oct 08, 01:19:36
ROFL!!!

Hey! It look like ...
By: AtheistRaven. on 24 Oct 08, 12:12:35
Hey! It look like me when I was still a sperm.

I remember it. ...
By: Kenshi9977. on 24 Oct 08, 02:30:58
I remember it. Others:NO! Dont leave ussss! Me:Hahahaha! Im free!

Are we the only ...
By: Sanomeh. on 18 Oct 08, 18:40:57
Are we the only ones that know this fact? Come on...everyone is sitting there desperately trying to get in, and the egg picks which one it wants.

i escaped. duh duh ...
By: Kenshi9977. on 17 Oct 08, 22:51:18
i escaped. duh duh duh duh

Uh, y'all didn't ...
By: TouchingArt. on 16 Oct 08, 05:41:51
Uh, y'all didn't win in races. The egg chose you and let you in. Didn't you see that in the movie. It is not a race to the egg, more like a quest.

...
By: FastDart. on 15 Oct 08, 21:00:54
lmsaoaiwsakathewritermfoatplstcflbirds...:-)

Pffffffffffft...Oh ...
By: WhyYouSo. on 15 Oct 08, 18:59:13
Pffffffffffft...Oh brother. Men. Ugh. Really...you think your spermazoids can fly? ROTFLMAO. More like wiggling it's way there like maggots on the vaginal walls and floor. Heh. I WON that wiggle race. :-D

Holly shit lol. ...
By: FischerSpoonerWt. on 15 Oct 08, 05:49:18
Holly shit lol. something eat one of em lol. I remember winning that race

err that's not your ...
By: joeymojica. on 11 Oct 08, 08:41:42
err that's not your vagina... the weed looking stuffs are placed inside the egg cell -.-

i won that race too ...
By: reidelier2007. on 04 Oct 08, 01:42:29
i won that race too i left all the other sperms behind cuz i had a mini turbo pipe in the back of my sperm yay XD

HA! :D
By: AnarchyGuitarist. on 02 Oct 08, 20:42:01
HA! :D

haha
By: lysolkillsgerms. on 29 Sep 08, 01:37:08
haha

good
By: pssathish27. on 26 Sep 08, 09:41:32
good

thts cause u get it ...
By: soccernerd181. on 15 Sep 08, 01:39:02
thts cause u get it all the time in the ass

wow i didnt know i ...
By: soccernerd181. on 15 Sep 08, 01:37:51
wow i didnt know i had weed looking plants in my vagina

LOL
By: erospsyche. on 14 Sep 08, 06:12:47
LOL

cool one of the ...
By: JSGproduction. on 13 Sep 08, 11:45:34
cool one of the best sperm videos yea white sperms rule they were glowing but i herd that plant sperms are red

i ALWAYS forget ...
By: alimcd2011. on 04 Sep 08, 20:57:22
i ALWAYS forget that there is little sperm in semen.. lol

Sperm whale Vs giant squid
Posted by: tepapamuseum

Video duration: 155 seconds
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Dive with a sperm whale and join the hunt for the giant squid. This amazing experience is based on real scientific data taken from digital tags (D-tags) placed on sperm whales. From Search and Destroy, Whales Tohora exhibition

Related: 3d, d-tag, exhibition, giant, hunt, papa, sound, sperm, squid, te, whale

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It True, If go ...
By: MetalGearSolidYe. on 02 Dec 08, 00:09:53
It True, If go 1,000 ft to end floor so there more alive giant squid =p

It is called ...
By: tepapamuseum. on 30 Nov 08, 20:45:50
It is called echolocation. Toothed whales can use echolocation to hunt their prey. They send out high frequency clicks then listen for their echo as they bounce back from objects. You'll find more information about it on the Whales Tohora website, in the Whale sounds page.

what was those ...
By: figit9. on 28 Nov 08, 17:21:20
what was those stuff comeing from the whale? were they like speking to each other

is there ever a ...
By: millennium. on 25 Nov 08, 23:57:21
is there ever a time where the squid beats the whale?

I don't remember ...
By: mayfly00. on 25 Nov 08, 08:30:02
I don't remember learning about sperm whales that eat squids or fish?? Lol I have no idea but as far as I know, the killer whales are the only ones that eat other animals part from fish.

youre pretty fucked ...
By: hoepla121. on 28 Oct 08, 11:59:19
youre pretty fucked if youre a sea animal and youre on the whales menu, as soon as it spots you, youre dead

great video..thanx ...
By: saravoxy. on 28 Oct 08, 04:10:38
great video..thanx a lot :)

Max giant squid ...
By: DownOnMyLuck. on 26 Oct 08, 08:47:30
Max giant squid weight is estimated at around 300kg. Max COLOSSAL squid weight has been measured at around 500kg. That puts the Sperm Whale at about 200x heavier than the giant squid, and about 150x heavier than the colossal squid. Also, 100 ft long? Not likely. Maybe the feeding tentacles are 100ft long. . .

Well, stereotypes ...
By: korodon. on 26 Oct 08, 04:07:21
Well, stereotypes and discrimination.. plus their huge egos ruin it. so i guess not...

go sperm whale
By: hunterjz. on 24 Sep 08, 01:15:55
go sperm whale

to hunt for food, ...
By: lolipoli90. on 22 Sep 08, 14:11:26
to hunt for food, the fish there biggger

what the hell was ...
By: Da3Answer3. on 07 Sep 08, 03:47:42
what the hell was the whale doing that deep anyway!?

i saw that that ...
By: Rambostylin. on 25 Aug 08, 12:57:16
i saw that that was awsum, its on youtube now

Giant squids are ...
By: Rambostylin. on 25 Aug 08, 12:56:40
Giant squids are much larger than that

isnt nature just ...
By: madhobbit. on 23 Aug 08, 22:54:12
isnt nature just mind boggling amazing!!!

thats not ...
By: egdeltur666. on 21 Aug 08, 05:47:15
thats not architeuthis, it's a giant humboldt.

there's a new 3 ...
By: Sk8LikeABoss. on 04 Jul 08, 05:41:46
there's a new 3 second video of it now, monsterquest on the history channel did an episode on the giant squid, and have a very brief clip of it, one that is suppose to be around 100ft long

very cool (i liked ...
By: CellDoom. on 26 Jun 08, 04:09:27
very cool (i liked the glow fishes) XD

Hmm - you may be ...
By: tepapamuseum. on 12 Jun 08, 21:41:47
Hmm - you may be right - this is an 'artists impression' of the Sperm Whale versus the Giant Squid. We have very little real video footage. Dr Kubodera has recordeed some footage of a live Giant Squid but this was at the surface. I think we are all waiting for the day when we can see one of these creatures actually swimming!

this video is great ...
By: ramnorock. on 09 Jun 08, 16:19:03
this video is great but the two tentacles that are the longest need to be longer also im guessing thats a young giant squid do to its really small

evildude298 if ya ...
By: cateater4u2. on 26 May 08, 11:13:05
evildude298 if ya think that looks like a cock, man you need to put ya head down in ya pants and have a close look at yours. cause if yours looks like a "spearm whale" then your a mutent and wont get a date :)

its amazing how ...
By: alrocket72. on 24 May 08, 18:37:19
its amazing how they are so big and have little mouths this is a 5 star

extremly cool i ...
By: emerald788. on 22 May 08, 01:15:38
extremly cool i have no idea how u made that. 5/5 for sure

OMG the beginning ...
By: musardus. on 07 May 08, 20:17:32
OMG the beginning of this vid is so real, i can't even tell if it's real or CG.

Incredible, great ...
By: PabloBatistaner. on 03 May 08, 04:31:31
Incredible, great video, 5 stars.

Which primate has the fastest sperm?
Posted by: newscientistvideo

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Researchers at the University of California San Diego compared the sperm swimming speed of chimps, macaques humans and gorillas. They looked at whether more promiscuous primates had faster sperm.

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hehehe... sperm ...
By: whitephillyboy13. on 26 Nov 08, 00:33:10
hehehe... sperm olympics... hehehe

cool shades
By: rovrola. on 24 Nov 08, 22:21:44
cool shades

Bar Scene: Dude: ...
By: spammaplease. on 16 Nov 08, 11:26:24
Bar Scene: Dude: Hey Babe, what do you do for a living? Scientist: I play with sperm, and like to analyze all different kinds Dude: Jackpot.

uhh...?
By: Puma9920. on 14 Nov 08, 02:13:27
uhh...?

1:27 TO 1:29 SHE ...
By: conversejosh101. on 10 Nov 08, 22:25:00
1:27 TO 1:29 SHE SAID OVER CUM!!!!!

"what is this ...
By: Ciderman2007. on 18 Oct 08, 20:00:09
"what is this useful for?" It may prove that it is natural for humans to be more sexually liberated.

I agree!
By: MajinVegetaDraco. on 29 Sep 08, 06:23:08
I agree!

Ugh that sperm was ...
By: MajinVegetaDraco. on 29 Sep 08, 06:22:57
Ugh that sperm was orange...

Good question, do I ...
By: MyBooh15. on 26 Sep 08, 08:13:31
Good question, do I give a damn which freaking MONKEY has the fastest SPERM?=|

Well, the way I see ...
By: dvirgil. on 19 Sep 08, 23:03:19
Well, the way I see it at some point you may be able to draw a parallel between sperm speed and the likelihood of a man cheating. So if a woman finds that her boyfriend or husband has faster sperm than the average man he's maybe more likely to cheat on her. This may be helpful when going to divorce court or it may become a prenuptial requrirement so the woman can determine if she wants to take the risk with a fast-moving-sperm man. I can see an increase in vasectomies if this proves true. LOL

what is this useful ...
By: TequiIIa. on 18 Sep 08, 15:14:15
what is this useful for? and who funds these researches?

hmm "im watching ...
By: austinedwards1234. on 12 Sep 08, 21:16:26
hmm "im watching sperm to see how fast it is!' me:"ew?" her:no i love sperm: me:ok ill give you some of mine -bends her over desks and eats pussy followed by fucking-

Awful accent!
By: makkertje. on 19 May 08, 12:18:15
Awful accent!

The woman is ...
By: PsychStudentUSC. on 04 Apr 08, 17:57:03
The woman is obsessed with sperm! I'd like to meet her.

"And what do you do ...
By: mate2000. on 01 Apr 08, 19:41:09
"And what do you do for a living?" "I track gorilla sperm." "Oh."

ISNT TECHNOLOGY ...
By: GaleryonTheMystic. on 22 Jan 08, 05:43:24
ISNT TECHNOLOGY WONDERFUL!

..."and at some ...
By: dixirdotC0M. on 21 Jan 08, 16:44:03
..."and at some point the

....and her ...
By: cangear. on 05 Dec 07, 13:45:46
....and her methodology as well.

i am interested in ...
By: cangear. on 05 Dec 07, 13:44:34
i am interested in the research and in the researcher....hahaha

oo:15 ... nasty ...
By: komotoko. on 04 Dec 07, 21:14:38
oo:15 ... nasty coulda put underwear on em atleast

So what!! More ...
By: stevebasset. on 28 Nov 07, 20:44:05
So what!! More pointless medical "research"

i wonder how many ...
By: Vermilion042. on 28 Nov 07, 01:07:27
i wonder how many grad students it took to "collect" the sperm ;)

Hahahah permiscious ...
By: Lymphomaniac. on 24 Nov 07, 16:28:32
Hahahah permiscious past......

there should be ...
By: tremer88. on 22 Nov 07, 02:30:37
there should be sperm competitions that includes speed

did they do this ...
By: Tydo90. on 19 Nov 07, 21:43:21
did they do this just cause they can or is there actually a reason for it ?

The Big Bang Theory - Trip to a Sperm Bank!
Posted by: thebigbangtheory

Video duration: 114 seconds
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Sheldon experiences an ethical dilemma while masturbating for money...

Related: bang, big, cbs, leonard, nerds, sheldon, theory

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check out my ...
By: jdtoct. on 28 Nov 08, 10:38:48
check out my channel. i uploaded all episodes (first and second season)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ...
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD o.O

I do yern...
By: MECHAPIXEL. on 26 Nov 08, 00:52:35
I do yern...

Why can't academics ...
By: timtianchen. on 25 Nov 08, 18:58:21
Why can't academics make money...T1 is expensive but...grr

YES! you're ...
By: youtubaholic. on 23 Nov 08, 13:28:54
YES! you're absolutely right she did

yeah you would
By: youtubaholic. on 23 Nov 08, 13:28:08
yeah you would

wat jacket is ...
By: underoathownz92. on 23 Nov 08, 05:56:33
wat jacket is lenard wearing??? because i want one =)

correct
By: macspectrum. on 20 Nov 08, 03:11:31
correct

no, thats right! ...
By: mmmandilicious. on 20 Nov 08, 01:58:29
no, thats right! she played his real mum, not his aunty.

I prefer the GANG ...
By: getothechoppa111. on 18 Nov 08, 19:59:27
I prefer the GANG BANG THEORY myself lol

integral :)
By: ZawEatsFish. on 18 Nov 08, 00:58:47
integral :)

my favorite joke.
By: AnzThePianist. on 16 Nov 08, 19:29:30
my favorite joke.

Laugh track much?
By: GiveZeeAChance. on 16 Nov 08, 03:43:27
Laugh track much?

incorrect
By: macspectrum. on 15 Nov 08, 01:35:06
incorrect

If the genetic ...
By: gac18. on 08 Nov 08, 08:09:05
If the genetic structure is based in an High IQ specimen assuming that the theory that the intellectual factor is genetic, the experiment rises the possibility to create a high IQ generation... But I dont think I could masturbate for money...

That woman at the ...
By: SoulxAsylum. on 31 Oct 08, 02:37:15
That woman at the beginning played Will Smiths mom on The Fresh Prince x]

"I'm sure she will ...
By: bizzywizzy321123. on 27 Oct 08, 03:34:21
"I'm sure she will still love him.... I wouldn't" xD

HIGH IQ SPERM BANK! ...
By: evworld2008. on 25 Oct 08, 08:18:25
HIGH IQ SPERM BANK!!!!

"Well, Today we ...
By: diegovercesi. on 23 Oct 08, 19:46:58
"Well, Today we tried masturbating for money" Hahahahahahahahah Priceless!

i think two an a ...
By: fireballxdragon. on 19 Oct 08, 22:29:59
i think two an a half men is best then comes the big bang theroy XP so hilarious

this show sucks
By: mustkillu135. on 18 Oct 08, 04:49:13
this show sucks

because thts wt it ...
By: dgoddardLP. on 15 Oct 08, 15:30:40
because thts wt it says einstein

I KNOW! i use an ...
By: dkdjhh. on 11 Oct 08, 19:01:47
I KNOW! i use an integral! so much for nerdiness

check my channel ...
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check my channel for best moments from first season

ha ha, we tried ...
By: tigersruhl84. on 07 Oct 08, 22:02:44
ha ha, we tried masturbating for money

the sperm bank
Posted by: jadedfey

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random funny commercial.

Related: bank, sperm

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lol billions of ...
By: CoastJumper. on 15 Nov 08, 02:20:19
lol billions of time lol

LOL
By: lorenz1077. on 14 Nov 08, 03:28:44
LOL

BAHAHAHAA
By: oxkaseyxo. on 07 Nov 08, 13:45:28
BAHAHAHAA

lmfao eww ;D
By: canofwhoopassonu. on 24 Oct 08, 23:22:43
lmfao eww ;D

lol
By: jaredbrk. on 11 Oct 08, 03:18:08
lol

mmmmmmmmm looks ...
By: hunter294. on 01 Oct 08, 15:38:56
mmmmmmmmm looks tasty!

That was not funny ...
By: headiero. on 29 Sep 08, 05:33:04
That was not funny at all.

EW wtf
By: coasterfreak07. on 15 Sep 08, 00:49:40
EW wtf

lmao that was my ...
By: BCanda16. on 06 Sep 08, 02:35:41
lmao that was my friend that was messing with my account

what the hell....
By: n3rdbear. on 05 Sep 08, 06:41:43
what the hell....

double u, tee what?
By: JesusIsCumming. on 02 Sep 08, 09:22:22
double u, tee what?

holy shit dude! lol
By: gasflame62. on 01 Sep 08, 17:35:17
holy shit dude! lol

that's not cricket
By: Herbal08. on 27 Aug 08, 11:57:13
that's not cricket

thats nasty lol
By: buzzin92. on 26 Aug 08, 02:39:46
thats nasty lol

hahahah
By: RussianRocker4life. on 25 Aug 08, 05:09:46
hahahah

LMFAO i can't ...
By: KrayzieBone18Deuce. on 16 Aug 08, 07:50:05
LMFAO i can't breathe LOL this shit is so random

hahahahaha funny ...
By: chopchop107. on 12 Aug 08, 15:56:41
hahahahaha funny shit lol

yak yak yak yak ...
By: 7anadi. on 11 Aug 08, 01:23:35
yak yak yak yak hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fanny movie thank u

This is a Thai ...
By: Armoredsaint2000. on 08 Aug 08, 06:16:28
This is a Thai commercial, funny shit.

LoL!!!
By: diibpudding. on 08 Aug 08, 04:35:44
LoL!!!

wow thats what i ...
By: jearbear900. on 29 Jul 08, 06:08:51
wow thats what i get for leaving my account logged in at school

yummy :p
By: ferdiemac. on 29 Jul 08, 05:23:19
yummy :p

maybe they thought ...
By: papoj1PVR. on 26 Jul 08, 08:00:43
maybe they thought it was some refridgerator in teh bank?

no wait that's not ...
By: papoj1PVR. on 26 Jul 08, 08:00:16
no wait that's not yoghurt, that's a spe- :p it seys sperm bank

Thai commercials ...
By: Dboy66. on 22 Jul 08, 05:20:17
Thai commercials are funny

Weird True and Freaky - Orca Vs Sperm Whales
Posted by: AnimalPlanetTV

Video duration: 151 seconds
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Orcas ambush a group of sperm whales off the California coast and a group of scientists capture the deadly battle on tape. Check out http://animal.discov ery.com/tv/weird-tru e-freaky/ for more videos.

Related: attack, eat, killer, orca, sperm, whale

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Yoh, you people did ...
By: yourholyman. on 20 Nov 08, 21:00:24
Yoh, you people did not understand my message. What I meant is why didn't sperm whales simply dive to avoid being attacked. As simple as that !

to catch one of ...
By: uwillnevernoewhoiam. on 19 Nov 08, 23:42:22
to catch one of their favorite food, the gaint squid, who lives deep in the ocean

What the hell? At ...
By: fanso76. on 19 Nov 08, 10:35:17
What the hell? At 48: its more like a right whale

thats cool
By: rocknrollman3. on 18 Nov 08, 03:23:20
thats cool

i love orcas ...
By: marinelife4eva. on 16 Nov 08, 15:18:47
i love orcas alotand this is just nature no one can really know y they do this or how nature could really work

they have oil in ...
By: Toop3. on 16 Nov 08, 14:23:34
they have oil in their head that's called spermaceti. ambergris comes from their digestive system

They probably ...
By: trainfrog. on 16 Nov 08, 05:16:54
They probably didn't eat the whale despite what the video stated. (Weird, True, and Freaky has a reputation for being less than accurate.) It is more likely that only the whale's tongue was eaten. Weird, huh? They chase the whales for hours and after all of that effort, they only reward themselves with a small portion of it.

they are called ...
By: roflcopterXP. on 15 Nov 08, 21:03:43
they are called sperm whales because they are hunted for a substance in their heads called ambergis(aka whale gold) which was a used as a perfume. somehow that relates to the name i read O.O

why they called ...
By: monkeyboiz1. on 15 Nov 08, 16:22:42
why they called sperm whale?

Why don't sperm ...
By: yourholyman. on 15 Nov 08, 15:08:00
Why don't sperm whales dive?

uhh how does an ...
By: morningPMshow. on 15 Nov 08, 03:39:20
uhh how does an orcle whale eat a sperm whale if the mouth is not on the tip of the nose like dolphins? isnt that kinda hard to take a bite of anything yet alone a huge sperm whale?

stupid bullies
By: sorryaboutyourface4. on 14 Nov 08, 15:39:00
stupid bullies

Course they need to ...
By: rian383. on 13 Nov 08, 14:05:58
Course they need to feed, It's nature

As an avid whale ...
By: Kittyrins. on 13 Nov 08, 00:25:46
As an avid whale watcher and supporter its a tearing thing. You hope the Sperm Whales can get away but at the same time you want the Orcas to be able to feed and live

t7yglihk
By: darkodor2. on 12 Nov 08, 21:22:42
t7yglihk

The Sperm Bank
Posted by: humon

Video duration: 425 seconds
Global video hits: 63575

The sperm bank scene from "Coupling".

Related: coupling

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One of my favourite ...
By: PunksInVegas. on 25 Nov 08, 23:08:41
One of my favourite Coupling episodes :D

Idiot!
By: lionpersia. on 04 Nov 08, 05:50:06
Idiot!

:d:d
By: BelgianGeneral. on 26 Oct 08, 16:13:31
:d:d

I love the part ...
By: Tayyaba04. on 21 Oct 08, 19:23:08
I love the part when Patrick comes in...absolute genius!!

DONT READ THIS ...
By: shadowassassin190494. on 19 Oct 08, 13:18:05
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GETï»¿ KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF? YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

what 3 men r doing ...
By: itemno1. on 05 Oct 08, 11:17:34
what 3 men r doing in sperm bank.. threesome!

This is exactly why ...
By: pianoman469. on 30 Sep 08, 17:22:05
This is exactly why I am addicted to British comedy.

Here here! The ...
By: DratVanity. on 25 Sep 08, 18:48:12
Here here! The writing is really exceptional (as are the performances).

This show is the ...
By: jruble0429. on 21 Aug 08, 01:29:23
This show is the best sitcom ever written. The writer has a very intelligent method of presenting multiple versions of the same show which are funny as hell. I have never watched anything like it and probably never will unless the writer of coupling produces something else. This show should be shown in writing and directing schools.

I love the look ...
By: Palidor19. on 13 Aug 08, 19:34:22
I love the look that Susan gives after she notices Steve's pillow: disgust and disappointment

the mothership i ...
By: annette303. on 04 Aug 08, 13:11:27
the mothership i hear the call of the mothership LMAO classic

Funny shit
By: sputnic13. on 30 Jul 08, 17:08:04
Funny shit

my head, its main ...
By: romeogigli92. on 30 Jul 08, 16:28:17
my head, its main head ahha

I love Jeff
By: SeQQerpare. on 11 Jul 08, 05:11:01
I love Jeff

unless they've ...
By: mike68jones. on 05 Jul 08, 16:21:12
unless they've exploded in all their lesbonic excitement!!! go jeff!!!

Best . . . . Scene ...
By: ThatManWhoWrites. on 04 Jul 08, 13:27:58
Best . . . . Scene . . . . Ever !!!!

Apparently!
By: lapislazuli7. on 22 Jun 08, 22:56:26
Apparently!

Only women in porn? ...
By: oArtVandelayo. on 13 Jun 08, 04:57:21
Only women in porn? Booooring. You ever see a pussy by itself? Not for me.

possibly the best ...
By: shortyktfc. on 10 Jun 08, 17:52:00
possibly the best WHOLE scene in Coupling history!

Jack Davenport is ...
By: icecoldjuly. on 30 Apr 08, 22:40:11
Jack Davenport is amazing. God, I love him.

wat the hell was ...
By: agoodgirlNOT. on 27 Apr 08, 18:30:20
wat the hell was jeff doin in there.lol lesbonic excitement.lol

the mother ship has ...
By: fatmungus. on 07 Apr 08, 15:38:52
the mother ship has arrived!!!!! hahahha classic. absolute best scene in all of coupling. watch it

Wip lash isn't a ...
By: amugglenamedCaity. on 28 Mar 08, 10:00:47
Wip lash isn't a british thing, just for the reference...But, it's good that you asked instead of assuming. When you usually hear someone talk about wip lash, it's when they jerk their head to the side too quickly and then it hurts later. He was talking about a different head in this case, but you get the picture. ;)

I'm against blokes ...
By: v8xp88xc. on 16 Mar 08, 21:58:00
I'm against blokes in porn too...

I'm against blokes ...
By: v8xp88xc. on 16 Mar 08, 21:57:52
I'm against blokes in porn too...

Sperm Bank Holdup
Posted by: saintsluggo

Video duration: 429 seconds
Global video hits: 19789

Take an old serial, add a twist of humor from the Firesign Theatre, and you get funny!

Related: bank, cliffhanger, comedy, firesign, holdup, serials, sperm, theatre

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Cem Y?lmaz Sperm Bankas?-cmylmz 2008
Posted by: zaferko

Video duration: 222 seconds
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Cem Y?lmaz Sperm Bankas? cmylmz 2008 dvd

Related: 2008, bankas, cem, cmylmz, dvd, sperm, ylmaz

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