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Patton Oswalt on the KFC Famous bowls
Posted by: subpoprecords

Video duration: 146 seconds
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Patton Oswalt describes his thoughts on the gravy filled mound of despair known as the KFC famous bowl or as he likes to call it a failure pile in a sadness bowl. This clip comes from the dvd included with his latest comedy album Werewolves & Lollipops avaialable here:
http://www.subpop .com/releases/patton _oswalt/full_lengths /werewolves_and_loll ipops

Related: birth, bowl, bowls, dukes, failure, famous, hazzard, kfc, lollipops, old, oswalt, patton, pile, ratatouille, sadness, werewolves, woman

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yeah, got here from ...
By: sibbothecat. on 28 Nov 08, 10:38:30
yeah, got here from the mj favourites as well What the hell? o.o

he's right, those ...
By: junexXxbug. on 28 Nov 08, 02:59:53
he's right, those bowls are the most un-appetizing thing i've ever heard of.

because he love kfc ...
By: jagyall. on 27 Nov 08, 21:13:18
because he love kfc, duh!!

Because He love KKC
By: jagyall. on 27 Nov 08, 21:10:56
Because He love KKC

i kinda liked this ...
By: roofryder23. on 23 Nov 08, 06:54:52
i kinda liked this bit,

why is this in mj's ...
By: Firescaric. on 22 Nov 08, 16:49:25
why is this in mj's like this thats were i found this

Haha! This video is ...
By: camerontjones. on 22 Nov 08, 02:26:35
Haha! This video is in Michael Jackson's Favorites.

if u REALLY think ...
By: hellomrsnuf. on 21 Nov 08, 23:23:20
if u REALLY think that, i suggest u see a doctor...

lmao
By: hellomrsnuf. on 21 Nov 08, 23:22:57
lmao

whatever man, that ...
By: Spyscience. on 21 Nov 08, 23:13:03
whatever man, that shit is funny! if you disagree I would like to know who you think is funny so i can compare.

the failure pile ...
By: travis122imdb. on 21 Nov 08, 18:26:53
the failure pile would be the people who actually believe this whiny overfed unathletic slob is funny.

Why does Micheal ...
By: XPillage. on 21 Nov 08, 16:55:35
Why does Micheal Jackson like this?

my thoughts exactly
By: zgress. on 19 Nov 08, 04:51:51
my thoughts exactly

lol. Michael ...
By: TopCat0601. on 17 Nov 08, 06:45:14
lol. Michael Jackson likes this? Why?

No wonder everybody ...
By: rogerrodd. on 14 Nov 08, 05:08:07
No wonder everybody thinks that they can be a comedian.

That's fucking ...
By: JMB129. on 13 Nov 08, 23:54:41
That's fucking hilarious.

you're retarded
By: mcdickassass. on 12 Nov 08, 20:56:47
you're retarded

check it, the ...
By: Te4RHyP3. on 12 Nov 08, 15:22:20
check it, the reason you use this hostility on top of not liking this guy is because your older than us, different generation, either age or in spirit.

Wow this flat out ...
By: ThatBoyBaked. on 09 Nov 08, 18:48:09
Wow this flat out sucked. Not even a little smile, chuckle, or laugh. Nothing.

no he ain't i ...
By: thisissparta999. on 09 Nov 08, 09:35:52
no he ain't i really like him though

fuck you
By: earnhardtlivesE. on 08 Nov 08, 21:58:58
fuck you

Yeah, nothing is ...
By: ggarrison12. on 08 Nov 08, 21:06:58
Yeah, nothing is funnier than spastic movements and screaming. Pure comic genius, every time.

fuck you he sucks ...
By: earnhardtlivesE. on 08 Nov 08, 19:00:22
fuck you he sucks eddie murphy is the greatest comedian

your a dick fuck... ...
By: peoplzshow. on 08 Nov 08, 18:54:57
your a dick fuck... he's a master stand up comedian

"I would like a ...
By: underdogdayafternoon. on 07 Nov 08, 23:19:29
"I would like a failure pile in a sadness bowl." So spot on and hilarious. I love his bit about birthdays on the same album, too. Classic.

Patton Oswalt: Death Bed
Posted by: SultanOfSurreal

Video duration: 227 seconds
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This is from Patton's album, Werewolves and Lollipops, which is one of the funniest standup routines I've ever heard. This was my favorite bit from the album.
I usually hate movies where the visual is just a still picture, but I don't have video of Mr. Oswalt performing this bit, and it's just too good not to share.

Related: bed, death, eats, movie, oswalt, patton, people, rape, screenplay, stove, writing

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no.
By: rino152R. on 27 Nov 08, 07:17:05
no.

he died? O.o
By: kim2014. on 27 Nov 08, 03:03:56
he died? O.o

Rape Stove would be ...
By: fireguardiancoty. on 18 Nov 08, 07:58:14
Rape Stove would be epic!

I'd hit him.
By: VolkColopatrion. on 17 Nov 08, 21:05:03
I'd hit him.

a bed which is evil ...
By: Bl4ckR0se4U. on 17 Nov 08, 20:51:40
a bed which is evil AND eats people :D

Apparently, my ...
By: angryscotsman93. on 12 Nov 08, 02:09:32
Apparently, my stove concurs. It's going to picket it, though. It's sick of your anti-stove-rape bullshit! :)

Close enough.
By: Spottychan. on 11 Nov 08, 13:36:38
Close enough.

god this guy kicks ...
By: Te4RHyP3. on 07 Nov 08, 21:01:49
god this guy kicks ass at swearing

he looks like a ...
By: moocher10000. on 06 Nov 08, 22:32:46
he looks like a drunk in this pic

deathbed had good ...
By: nitrohedgehog. on 03 Nov 08, 23:17:21
deathbed had good ideas. but the acting sucked.

I want to see ...
By: captphun66. on 01 Nov 08, 07:00:20
I want to see RAPESTOVE!!!!!!

omg . . . . it is ...
By: kevmarkpat. on 27 Oct 08, 18:26:25
omg . . . . it is real :(

rapestove lmao
By: antman1cb. on 24 Oct 08, 08:07:11
rapestove lmao

It's not as good/ ...
By: hakirby. on 23 Oct 08, 22:04:48
It's not as good/bad as Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer, but it's still a fun film. Watch it drunk. Oh, for the love of God, watch it drunk. Your brain will thank you later.

this is the ...
By: monsieurhassan. on 18 Oct 08, 19:02:53
this is the funniest shit that I've heard in years

Its Death Bed: The ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 18 Oct 08, 04:51:06
Its Death Bed: The Bed that Eats. No people its not a choosy death bed. It'll eat any damn thing!

dear god. Dont. ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 14 Oct 08, 02:03:07
dear god. Dont. just dont. JK the whole movie a bad-good movie. So bad that its good.

"50 dicks in his ...
By: AClockworkJerry. on 12 Oct 08, 06:33:48
"50 dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock" GENIUS.

I want to see Death ...
By: FLICKGEEK. on 01 Oct 08, 06:38:50
I want to see Death Bed: The bed that eats people.

Wow,I can't believe ...
By: Lupinerobo. on 26 Sep 08, 23:20:52
Wow,I can't believe they actually have the balls to charge $17.99 for that movie on Amazon!

Don't be confused, ...
By: thomascrown559. on 26 Sep 08, 14:43:54
Don't be confused, all religious people are hypocrites. :)

I have seen this ...
By: General8675. on 24 Sep 08, 17:49:07
I have seen this movie, it is amazingly dumb. I laughed my ass of the whole time

"50 dicks in his ...
By: ATHF346. on 02 Sep 08, 23:09:54
"50 dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock" oh my god! this dude is freaking sick man! hilariOUS!!!

haha omg rape stove ...
By: leitermann. on 02 Sep 08, 09:57:16
haha omg rape stove!!!

i wish my dad ...
By: pleasemallorie. on 26 Aug 08, 20:58:24
i wish my dad played in obscure horror films but he's a lutheran minister and a lawyer i'm really fucking confused =/

Patton Oswalt Standup - Comedians of Comedy Tour 2006
Posted by: drseatbelt

Video duration: 218 seconds
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A clip of Patton Oswalt's live standup at the Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, NC.

Related: 2006, comediansofcomedy, comedy, comedycentral, oswalt, patton, standup

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Patton Oswalt's ...
By: benchwarmer969. on 27 Nov 08, 03:43:36
Patton Oswalt's comedy central presents is WAY better than this.

Did you ever have ...
By: residualbill. on 24 Nov 08, 20:04:50
Did you ever have to sit in the middle seat on a long car trip or plane ride? Did it make you feel crazy after a while? Well that's how we in the midwest states feel...always. Or, the midwest is like the middle child. Works so hard but just doesn't get the credit or recognition that its brothers and sisters get. Midwest stops getting straight A's, drops out of school, starts dealing and using meth, killing drifters and starting a human head cabbage patch. All Midwest needed was a little love.:(

Yeah cause the ...
By: captphun66. on 20 Nov 08, 19:09:10
Yeah cause the people here (SWVA) are so pure that there can't be tranny-fags were there are confederate flags?! I think the ones with the confederate flags are the ones in the tranny dresses.

Oh Man DUDE!!! all ...
By: rickrudd. on 26 Oct 08, 05:34:15
Oh Man DUDE!!! all points west of Los Angeles and east of New York are "Clearly not hip, cool, and/or trivial enough (to clarify, see all the worthless humans your fellow citizens worship) - is there in fact an 'America' that exists beyond our douchebag city borders???!!!" You are correct - it IS a funny joke - I am just dismayed at my 6! thumbs down for a less-than harsh comment that merely raised the question of why a little fella like P.O. would pick out Roanoke as his point of ridicule.

It must've been ...
By: monsieurhassan. on 25 Oct 08, 20:54:47
It must've been real mand sto . .. that's a good story, u can't just make it up

Check out my ...
By: rtselby. on 22 Oct 08, 22:43:21
Check out my channel "rtselby"!!! Enjoy my original jokes!

"Everything in ...
By: Stillwater100. on 17 Sep 08, 20:26:52
"Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time." ROFLMFAO. Patton is the fucking king! This shit is howlingly funny.

Bi people don't ...
By: Anon1696. on 16 Sep 08, 08:06:56
Bi people don't have fingers; how are you typing?

The whole red ...
By: gabara. on 06 Sep 08, 00:42:51
The whole red state-blue state dichotomy.

This is funny to ...
By: Type59. on 26 Aug 08, 01:05:13
This is funny to kids, who can relate to him due to size.

in the middle when ...
By: wickkidda. on 23 Aug 08, 21:14:33
in the middle when the video messes up what does he say doesn't exist?

Yes, you are ...
By: rtanweb. on 22 Aug 08, 20:58:17
Yes, you are cock-hungry. So?

Great, salt of the ...
By: SteveTharPirate. on 18 Aug 08, 05:42:39
Great, salt of the earth butt fucking trannies. And even if it's a lie, it's a funny joke.

BY the way - ...
By: rickrudd. on 23 Jul 08, 20:26:59
BY the way - Roanoke, Virginia is a GREAT city! I am not sure why he picked the outskirts of Roanoke to make up a bullshit story about butt fucking trannies!?!?!?!? I assure you that southwestern Virginia is populated by great, salt of the earth people.

So, um, i noticed ...
By: demonicrubberducky. on 19 Jul 08, 18:13:06
So, um, i noticed that there's a flame war going on here, and that the word 'fag' has been used as an obligitory at least eighty-seven thousand times, so i guess i'll stop to say that i'm bi, so I am a fag. Please think about that. And Patton is an amazing fucking comedian ^_^

awesome!
By: BardBombSquad. on 04 Jul 08, 14:19:51
awesome!

"Do you mind if me ...
By: Saiteyaa. on 04 Jul 08, 02:43:49
"Do you mind if me and my life partner put on tuxedos and kiss and pledge eternal love?" "Fuck you, faggot!" "How bout I blow him on a tight rope?" "AWESOME!" Patton rules. :)

FUCK!
By: TacticalToast619. on 03 Jul 08, 03:01:12
FUCK!

i think you just ...
By: NaveedKoval. on 23 Jun 08, 14:40:01
i think you just proved your youth and misdirected confidence in your knowledge by using LOL!!!

They're just ...
By: porchwhitey. on 14 Jun 08, 18:56:05
They're just because they're the mountain people getting rocks thrown at them. Idiots. Swearing FUCKIN' RULES BITCH

You toilet mouths ...
By: OgdenNoir. on 30 May 08, 07:06:47
You toilet mouths still have yet to convince me. Keep swearing, I'm sure I will come around. LOL!!!

go drive your prias ...
By: mzathemind. on 27 May 08, 20:41:43
go drive your prias fag

I do agree that ...
By: h1d3tor4. on 21 May 08, 19:29:31
I do agree that used in a particular sense their are those who simply cuss to sound forceful, however thier are those who use it in a comedic sense to much avail. Choosing not to use a certain portion of a language is a personal choice and does not in anyway mean that you are better than anyother human on this planet. The mear fact that you are willing to call yourself better than someone you do not know is grounds for others to believe you are actually worse.

Nice Video lolz, my ...
By: quantum1487. on 20 May 08, 18:06:45
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I know I am better ...
By: OgdenNoir. on 14 May 08, 23:50:37
I know I am better then you. And you know it as well and I did not have to use profanity to get that point across. But I am sure you will reply to this with profanity. Because morons are predictable.

Patton Oswalt - Stella Dora Breakfast Treats
Posted by: PaulIsDeadMissHim

Video duration: 176 seconds
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You can have 'em anytime!!!

Related: comedy, dora, oswalt, patton, stella

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I totally remember ...
By: motrelsnops. on 30 Nov 08, 13:09:11
I totally remember those Stella Dora ads in the seventies. The ads were almost as bad as the cookies themselves

Stella Dora ...
By: 7sun4m1. on 26 Nov 08, 20:34:54
Stella Dora Breakfast Treats... snacktime any time ^^

Patton Oswald: No ...
By: jelindsay371. on 17 Nov 08, 06:56:14
Patton Oswald: No Reason to Complain.

You know maybe if ...
By: Notides360. on 12 Nov 08, 01:56:33
You know maybe if you learned to eat some pussy I wouldn't be down here trying to get a sugar high off this goddamn thing. Your twat smells like a babie's coffin! You asshole!

i almost died from ...
By: thisissparta999. on 09 Nov 08, 11:20:34
i almost died from laughing too hard once at 4 in the morning he's funny during the day but king at knight

Oswalt is KING! :D
By: Kinjamaimai. on 05 Nov 08, 21:25:37
Oswalt is KING! :D

Right on...! I ...
By: DoubtfulGrace. on 02 Nov 08, 20:29:59
Right on...! I think Patton Oswald could own Dane Cook at a comedy fight. While that wannabe pretty-boys getting his jokes from writers in his movies, Pattons chowing down on pie and writing his own hilarious material.

I can't breathe! ...
By: Morphetus. on 02 Nov 08, 03:02:30
I can't breathe! Seriously I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe! Oswalt is brilliant!

dude i cant stop ...
By: eager222. on 01 Nov 08, 07:30:41
dude i cant stop watching and i am so god dam tired, hes too funny for my own good

whats the title of ...
By: Leholmgren. on 31 Oct 08, 07:28:23
whats the title of this stand up act?

damn you patton you ...
By: beastamongbeast. on 28 Oct 08, 01:54:20
damn you patton you kept me up till like 3 am last week i watched this time and time again

'your twat smells ...
By: dickravis. on 22 Oct 08, 17:44:12
'your twat smells like a baby's coffin' ...oh that patton oswald! what's he gonna say next?

Now somethins up ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 22 Oct 08, 00:28:26
Now somethins up wit ma sound card, so everything is high-pitched. Now everyone sounds like slightly higher-than-normal-pitched robots!

He sounds like ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 18 Oct 08, 05:09:28
He sounds like DeVito when mimicing the eldery.

We've done research ...
By: i3skate. on 17 Oct 08, 03:34:46
We've done research that shows that these cookies appeal to people in their late 50's trapped in failed, hateful marriages and as they sink deeper into the suppurating asshole of mutual acrimony and defeat they need to gnaw on your crumbly cookie! LOLOLOLOL

dan cook stole ...
By: thestache09. on 14 Oct 08, 04:13:43
dan cook stole jokes from other comidians.....which is why he does movies now

That sounds like it ...
By: MisterSynyster. on 14 Oct 08, 02:44:02
That sounds like it leads right into a domestic dispute. About Cookies...

It is alright to ...
By: d0ug. on 11 Oct 08, 02:10:35
It is alright to admit you have a raging man-crush on Dane Cook, but it is not alright to lash out at others when they do not share the same torrid attraction.

Everyone stay on ...
By: brattonbigfingers. on 10 Oct 08, 06:40:58
Everyone stay on the look out for a copy of the real commercial, please. Certainly someone has this on some old Beta cassettes.

Good looking people ...
By: UncleMilo. on 30 Sep 08, 21:15:21
Good looking people are always bigger assholes. They think that being good looking gives them some level of superiority over all us ugly folk. Dane Cook isn't all that funny.

haha, so do I
By: hazystargazer. on 29 Sep 08, 17:53:36
haha, so do I

ROFLOLOLOL :D
By: redvampirehunter. on 28 Sep 08, 12:21:37
ROFLOLOLOL :D

Yeah ok, Patton ...
By: ShakeuhZuZu. on 27 Sep 08, 16:09:10
Yeah ok, Patton wants to sound like that dumbshit Dane Cook. Patton is way underrated unlike your fuckin Dane Cook. Go with Daniel Tosh, hes way better than Dane Cook, well, I guess just about everyone is.

Dane Cook is taller ...
By: Raymantico. on 26 Sep 08, 00:06:53
Dane Cook is taller, better-looking, has had way more poontang-- hell, he's a movie star now-- and he is somehow, in one of those counter-intuitive things in physics like a black hole or something, a bigger asshole than Patton Osvalt.

i smell a dane cook ...
By: grldchz82. on 25 Sep 08, 23:34:15
i smell a dane cook fane

Purple Onion: Patton Oswalt - Halloween
Posted by: crackleunscripted

Video duration: 117 seconds
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What you should NOT do on Halloween. Patton Oswalt's (Ratatouille) stand up comedy at The Purple Onion in San Francisco, California.
tags: crackle purple onion standup comedy comic san francisco patton oswalt ratatouille halloween drunk party children

Related: 1960, band, clothing, comedy, comic, crackle, francisco, heroine, ironic, onion, oswalt, patton, purple, ratatouille, san, standup

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goat mutant or ...
By: rongravy. on 27 Nov 08, 09:09:58
goat mutant or thurston howell from gilligan's island?

Paxr1x (2 weeks ago ...
By: PurpleHazeGoofyGrape. on 25 Nov 08, 14:11:29
Paxr1x (2 weeks ago) Reply: Are you on acid? PurpleHazeGoofyGrape : No....I just think Oswalt's funny as heck!

***KISSING TEST*** ...
By: JakeAdams089. on 24 Nov 08, 23:42:10
***KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

***KISSING TEST*** ...
By: thekillers50. on 24 Nov 08, 19:25:55
***KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

fuck you go back to ...
By: thisissparta999. on 09 Nov 08, 10:56:59
fuck you go back to Dave chappelle the fucking loser

your going out in ...
By: thisissparta999. on 09 Nov 08, 10:50:56
your going out in the night wearing my skin

Are you on acid?
By: Paxr1x. on 08 Nov 08, 17:51:35
Are you on acid?

PICS OR GTFO
By: Paxr1x. on 08 Nov 08, 17:43:36
PICS OR GTFO

wow what a douche
By: butters226. on 31 Oct 08, 19:08:49
wow what a douche

lol holy freak my ...
By: PurpleHazeGoofyGrape. on 30 Oct 08, 17:07:08
lol holy freak my trip, the avacado part was insane, grapes in the belly button i didn't get that, lol. trip my sh!t! everything is purple, make me cry. lol c ya freaks r us. lol camels insane

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ...
By: shonarkan. on 30 Oct 08, 15:43:18
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad humour..

????????funny?
By: iverzhang. on 30 Oct 08, 14:07:42
????????funny?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ... ...
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molomies2 and ...
By: sdsd. on 30 Oct 08, 11:53:39
molomies2 and nonlinearskate r homos and they like to have halloween homoparty at finland. contact them if u wanna go there.

post pix
By: inigel. on 30 Oct 08, 09:21:11
post pix

huh?
By: newdals1. on 30 Oct 08, 08:29:18
huh?

Come the horrific ...
By: kidstalkpolitics. on 30 Oct 08, 07:15:22
Come the horrific TRICK OR TREAT WITH JOE THE PLUMBER You'll barf.

0:45 Someone ...
By: chrisrules15. on 30 Oct 08, 05:32:02
0:45 Someone flashed dick in left hand corner

he gay?
By: austin6229. on 30 Oct 08, 04:11:53
he gay?

he's a pretty good ...
By: ChappaMan17. on 30 Oct 08, 04:05:57
he's a pretty good stand up comedian, i liked him in king of queens

This guy is a ...
By: toothpik00. on 30 Oct 08, 03:59:15
This guy is a fucktard. One star.

umm.not very good.
By: lupine181. on 30 Oct 08, 01:49:49
umm.not very good.

patton's like ...
By: winterowinter. on 30 Oct 08, 01:28:40
patton's like winnie pooh with punchlines

Hilarious guy.
By: robbiechachere. on 30 Oct 08, 01:11:06
Hilarious guy.

i don't get why ...
By: Brimley666. on 29 Oct 08, 23:55:42
i don't get why patton wears the fancy suits now.

Patton Oswalt Birthday
Posted by: bohab1969

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patton oswalt talks about when you should get a birthday party.

Related: birthday, oswalt, party, patton

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$Patton Oswalt on 80\$

Patton Oswalt on 80's Metal
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Another bit from Patton Oswalt on 80's metal.

Related: 80s, damn, glam, metal, mullet, night, nugent, oswalt, patton, ranger, styx, ted, yankees

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Yeah fuck dane cook.
By: JACKtheRIPP3R189. on 26 Nov 08, 07:02:24
Yeah fuck dane cook.

It's called "High ...
By: TinyBuddha222. on 24 Nov 08, 12:52:38
It's called "High Enough" by Damn Yankees. Did anyone else notice that Tommy Shaw (at least I think the guy's name is Tommy Shaw) looks like Rosanna Arquette in that video?

I fully met Night ...
By: chowchow3000. on 23 Nov 08, 04:11:58
I fully met Night Ranger, and was imbued with the power of their rocking.

i agree
By: puddleofmudd2008. on 22 Nov 08, 01:59:55
i agree

no it is isn't, ...
By: puddleofmudd2008. on 22 Nov 08, 01:59:44
no it is isn't, idiot

does anyone know ...
By: deathgod623. on 20 Nov 08, 04:31:38
does anyone know the name of the song hes talking about

Jackal with a Y!
By: GuidoFCgmail. on 19 Nov 08, 09:36:22
Jackal with a Y!

one of my favorite ...
By: cardplayer55. on 19 Nov 08, 09:27:54
one of my favorite comedians fuck dane cook

How did this guy ...
By: areuponderingwhatiam. on 18 Nov 08, 22:54:00
How did this guy make it to King of Queens? Cause his "day job" act is obviously weak as hell.

scooby dooby doo
By: VidzNajar. on 18 Nov 08, 06:21:57
scooby dooby doo

Squibidy blabidy ...
By: angryscotsman93. on 12 Nov 08, 02:12:27
Squibidy blabidy dooo!!!!

Whackity Schmackity ...
By: DisneyWorld85. on 12 Nov 08, 01:11:15
Whackity Schmackity Doooooooooo!!!

no they don't
By: VidzNajar. on 10 Nov 08, 23:44:03
no they don't

Squdibily bladibly ...
By: 777Funky. on 06 Nov 08, 16:21:28
Squdibily bladibly do!

factory that makes ...
By: sonick808. on 01 Nov 08, 10:09:43
factory that makes sparks, LMFAO. THat shit is so true....

i spent so long ...
By: randomwords44. on 30 Oct 08, 00:16:38
i spent so long trying to find this guy! LOL

no need to complain ...
By: randomwords44. on 30 Oct 08, 00:16:04
no need to complain :)

they just make ...
By: roadie91. on 28 Oct 08, 01:55:23
they just make sparks

High Enough.
By: patem1. on 24 Oct 08, 20:22:54
High Enough.

you know you're old ...
By: GullyMac. on 24 Oct 08, 00:01:58
you know you're old when you use words like gosh

what's the name of ...
By: RhapsRem. on 23 Oct 08, 18:20:23
what's the name of this special?..it was on comedy central

anyone know where ...
By: werdzrweapons. on 23 Oct 08, 15:41:12
anyone know where that damn yankess video is? I can't seem to fint it

Ramones in the ...
By: Snotra. on 22 Oct 08, 20:57:03
Ramones in the early 80's...Gosh im old!

Hey Snotra, you're ...
By: DEANVX93. on 22 Oct 08, 18:56:06
Hey Snotra, you're probably some dirty grundge kid who all he did in high school was smoke pot and listen to "Smells like teen spirit" all day long. How's grundge doing now?

HEEEEY! WHOOO! ...
By: Raven6248. on 20 Oct 08, 02:48:28
HEEEEY! WHOOO! THANKS NIGHT RANGER!

Patton Oswalt - Clean Filth
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Patton Oswalt talks about his adventures with clean filth. This clip comes from the dvd included with his latest album of comedy gold nuggets Werewolves & Lollipops avaialable here:
http://www.subpop .com/releases/patton _oswalt/full_lengths /werewolves_and_loll ipops

Related: birth, bowls, dukes, failure, famous, hazzard, kfc, lollipops, old, oswalt, patton, pil, ratatouille, werewolves, woman

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hahahahahhahahahha
By: kdouglas24. on 25 Nov 08, 05:59:12
hahahahahhahahahha

when captain ...
By: thisissparta999. on 09 Nov 08, 11:31:15
when captain frosting is finished with your hairy bingle bangle its gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm

"I want to fill ...
By: PyroWEF. on 29 Oct 08, 23:06:19
"I want to fill your hoo-hah with goof juice" Oh man, I thought my lung was gonna collapse from laughing.

all i heard at ...
By: WonkysSidekick. on 17 Oct 08, 01:03:03
all i heard at first was "i wanna fuck you so hard". then the video stopped! =D

ROTFL thats fukin ...
By: l8ter. on 12 Oct 08, 05:58:40
ROTFL thats fukin funny!

haha
By: Toadphillips. on 24 Sep 08, 03:49:00
haha

haahhaaha
By: jambajews99. on 22 Sep 08, 22:00:47
haahhaaha

goof juice is good
By: dawgggystyle. on 22 Sep 08, 20:16:58
goof juice is good

When I hear the ...
By: Reioa. on 06 Sep 08, 18:55:37
When I hear the beginning of this I feel a little violated because I never think of him in that way XDD

whhere did it go?!? ...
By: andywhorehall. on 04 Sep 08, 19:11:45
whhere did it go?!?!?!

i had the speakers ...
By: ALoveLikeWinter. on 27 Aug 08, 21:37:59
i had the speakers up loud and all i heard was "I wanna fuck you so hard" xD scared the shit outta me actually ROFLMFAO GREATEST CLIP EVER XDDD

meh...
By: hamsterpoop. on 25 Aug 08, 05:48:07
meh...

"it rubs the lotion ...
By: yuhsin24. on 24 Aug 08, 02:43:55
"it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

there wasn't ...
By: fatline99. on 15 Aug 08, 05:09:32
there wasn't supposed to be one...

GOOF JUICE
By: houglumeli. on 01 Aug 08, 16:54:40
GOOF JUICE

love paint
By: SunnyisinCalifornia. on 27 Jul 08, 03:19:45
love paint

ROFL
By: EquanimityJohn. on 13 Jul 08, 12:32:35
ROFL

LMFAO SO FUCKEN TRUE
By: xxMICxASSASSINxx. on 07 Jul 08, 11:31:12
LMFAO SO FUCKEN TRUE

LOL
By: gorillazxx. on 18 Jun 08, 20:53:40
LOL

I wasn't trying to ...
By: magpiepeck. on 01 Jun 08, 03:59:06
I wasn't trying to be negative here. I was just commenting on the quirkiness of his routine.

thats what makes it ...
By: ConnDevi. on 31 May 08, 20:21:44
thats what makes it funny, it was related to the tv part

My "little chef" is ...
By: artpiston. on 21 May 08, 07:35:33
My "little chef" is gonna put some creamy soup in your dish...you'll love it.

Your channel states ...
By: Toolsquatch. on 15 May 08, 12:31:10
Your channel states that you're 23 and you're criticizing an actor who was in a Disney Movie because of what he's saying in this clip...get the fuck outta here, were you homeschooled or some shit? Do you not realize WHY he's saying what he's saying? Do dirty words make you cry? Go watch your kiddie movies ya creep.

The girl in the pit ...
By: Sindegra. on 06 May 08, 10:10:26
The girl in the pit while your lowering stuff in a basket is obviously a reference to "Silence of The Lambs", which had some horrifying dialogue, which also was completely g-rated dialogue for that matter. Love Patton Oswalt. Great comedian.

thats the joke ...
By: 2phayzd. on 22 Apr 08, 03:41:36
thats the joke fuckface

Patton Oswalt on Cops
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If I had the video of this I would upload it so quit yer bitchin.

Related: arrested, cops, hbo, oswalt, patton, redneck, transvestite

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bill hicks awsome!
By: nicosanso24. on 28 Nov 08, 00:10:03
bill hicks awsome!

"and that's why we ...
By: olivemike81. on 25 Nov 08, 02:54:39
"and that's why we hit him with sticks for an hour." lol

Good Capture, TEAM!
By: flipboy53195. on 18 Nov 08, 22:45:24
Good Capture, TEAM!

DO you have the ...
By: Syndusias. on 16 Nov 08, 20:05:14
DO you have the video of this? I want to see the video! So, do you have the video of this? Where's the video? VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO?!

oh you fuckers. I ...
By: EclecticNerd. on 15 Nov 08, 18:49:09
oh you fuckers. I read like three comments making reference to the opinion that Patton was ripping off hicks. Because of that the whole time I was I was watching this I was filled with dread that one of my favorite comedians had ripped off another of my favorites. And I kept waiting for some familiar content to appear and because of that I couldnt enjoy this vid. but god damn it, multiple comedians have talked about cops, sharing a subject matter is not the same as plagiarism!

nice Bill Hicks ...
By: MayorOfTexas. on 15 Nov 08, 12:19:50
nice Bill Hicks homage. oh wait, no, he's just ripping him off.

"I feel asleep in ...
By: nickad101. on 13 Nov 08, 06:37:32
"I feel asleep in the driveway and he run over my head wit da truck!"

i want the video. ...
By: davexbilly. on 12 Nov 08, 01:58:19
i want the video. wheres the video. plz upload it. no i dont read the descriptions

dammit I'd kill for ...
By: Inferno41. on 07 Nov 08, 05:31:51
dammit I'd kill for a video of this

wat da fudge is he ...
By: eager222. on 01 Nov 08, 07:41:14
wat da fudge is he doing for 30 god dam seconds that is so funny, that i am not seeeing!

exactly.
By: MeAndCass. on 30 Oct 08, 19:13:16
exactly.

hes not saying ...
By: nicknitro86. on 28 Oct 08, 23:56:23
hes not saying anything there. hes showing the revoltion of what happened with facial expressions

I know, I was just ...
By: KajiCarson. on 20 Oct 08, 04:46:50
I know, I was just screwing with ya. XD

i ment the rat in ...
By: bshaffer2. on 20 Oct 08, 01:30:44
i ment the rat in ratatoie ( or how ever you spell it) lol

Patton is NOT a ...
By: KajiCarson. on 19 Oct 08, 13:20:48
Patton is NOT a snitch!

The part between 6: ...
By: uual6. on 16 Oct 08, 01:59:12
The part between 6:45 and about 7:20 doesn't translate too well to audio; other than that, hilarious stuff

"your dad did a ...
By: iliveinroom237. on 14 Oct 08, 02:57:09
"your dad did a silly thing"....-LMAO

"Ass raped by eight ...
By: PaperComedy. on 12 Oct 08, 08:36:00
"Ass raped by eight dick Walrus!" LOL.

he sounds like sam ...
By: otherkind0. on 11 Oct 08, 00:17:43
he sounds like sam kinison kinda but without the screaming. this guy is pretty fuckin funny.

transvestite ...
By: thewhoqueen. on 08 Oct 08, 17:45:25
transvestite revelation face...my fave as welll!!!

I liked him as the ...
By: bshaffer2. on 07 Oct 08, 01:20:58
I liked him as the rat.

ha i just watched ...
By: Portdaddy. on 28 Sep 08, 05:00:34
ha i just watched brian's coachella vid. do you have any clips of patton there?

This guy is great, ...
By: texanthor. on 27 Sep 08, 18:48:31
This guy is great, saw him at Coachella and was excellent.

wow a classic you ...
By: godzillainmyshoebox. on 13 Sep 08, 19:33:24
wow a classic you tube comment fight thats hilarious i really almost want to go through and read all of it and validate the points or see who's burns are sicker.

ooh the chases!
By: leonard23s. on 06 Sep 08, 00:12:47
ooh the chases!

Patton Oswalt Black Angus Skit
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Patton Oswalt and his Black Angus Skit.

Related: angus, black, comedy, oswalt, patton, steak

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holy irony batman!!!
By: ifoundathing. on 27 Nov 08, 05:11:56
holy irony batman!!!

he's an atheist
By: ReallyGoodHipHop. on 20 Nov 08, 07:55:13
he's an atheist

you'll each get ...
By: thisissparta999. on 18 Nov 08, 05:25:15
you'll each get your own!! and then bend over Abagail may cause here comes the gravy pipe!! laughed my ass off there

God I love this guy ...
By: Sivvester. on 16 Nov 08, 02:03:12
God I love this guy...

At Black Angus, ...
By: Jobrill. on 11 Nov 08, 08:05:45
At Black Angus, Your name is PEACHES.

LMFAO! The free ...
By: Stillwater100. on 07 Nov 08, 22:39:21
LMFAO! The free world is doomed if North Korea's Potato Bacon Bomb program goes into production.

ROFL u all suck a ...
By: austin6229. on 30 Oct 08, 04:02:08
ROFL u all suck a cock on the golden gate bridge rofl faggots! LOL!!!!!!!! oh you;ll get a fuckin steak

"Black Angus, doors ...
By: Stillwater100. on 23 Oct 08, 01:06:51
"Black Angus, doors are locked from the outside, faggot!" Holy shit, I'm sitting here weeping with laughter after hearing this.

I heard Kim Jong-il ...
By: unsetelex. on 12 Oct 08, 16:21:36
I heard Kim Jong-il is secretly developing Potato Bacon Bombs! Time for another illegal invasion!

This is one of the ...
By: clockworkmike83. on 09 Oct 08, 23:26:45
This is one of the funniest fucking comedy albums ever made, Feelin Kinda Patton. I nearly piss myself laughing everytime I listen to it.

bottomless trough ...
By: JPNasca. on 05 Oct 08, 04:31:47
bottomless trough of fried dough!

haha... anyone else ...
By: Nekura42. on 28 Sep 08, 05:51:33
haha... anyone else suddenly hungry?

how 'bout a baked ...
By: BIGEC2525. on 24 Sep 08, 02:08:41
how 'bout a baked potato? how about yeah!

And what the hell, ...
By: StereoPlasmaStudios. on 20 Sep 08, 16:30:06
And what the hell, a couple of corn dogs!!!! I listened to this bit while driving and nearly crashed... Patton is the man.

Ill get a mixed ...
By: nuclearfish07. on 17 Sep 08, 23:35:15
Ill get a mixed green salad ''ya you suck a cock on the Golden Gate bridge before i give a mixed green buddy

Haha that's my ...
By: MichelleRoxs. on 12 Sep 08, 02:27:00
Haha that's my favorite part xD

Deep Fried Pumpkin
By: evilseed87. on 08 Sep 08, 21:11:06
Deep Fried Pumpkin

"Oh you'll get a ...
By: Persistanceofdali2. on 03 Sep 08, 07:45:13
"Oh you'll get a fucking steak!"

"Then bend over ...
By: DTakersgurl. on 23 Aug 08, 03:51:58
"Then bend over Abigail Mae Cause here comes the gravy Pipe!" lol

I hate hippies to!! ...
By: WhitewashTheRapper. on 22 Aug 08, 01:43:56
I hate hippies to!!!! I can relate to this guy!

Everytime you eat a ...
By: Hiscelticfyre. on 08 Aug 08, 04:45:12
Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie's hackysack goes into the sewer! LMAO Pork Cracklin's and Bacon Bomb's! ;)

...and what the ...
By: gmonkey3. on 01 Aug 08, 10:45:12
...and what the hell, a couple of corn dogs. That is funny.

Oh shitfries! I ...
By: gtrboy77. on 01 Aug 08, 08:30:37
Oh shitfries! I would love to try something called a "potato bacon bomb". Fried dough is always a treat, but the deep fried pumpkin made me more attentive than someone hollering "Papa Smurf". Wow. Got my fork and bib all ready...

Hey were all gonna ...
By: JoeShow3x. on 22 Jul 08, 16:55:34
Hey were all gonna split that, NO YOU'LL EACH GET YOUR OWN!!!

how could all of ...
By: parodyking23. on 17 Jul 08, 15:23:54
how could all of that be an appetizer?

Purple Onion: Patton Oswalt - Clothing
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Clothing of the 1800's, 1960's and today. Patton Oswalt's (Ratatouille) stand up comedy at The Purple Onion in San Francisco, California.
tags: crackle purple onion standup comedy comic san francisco patton oswalt ratatouille clothing 1960 ironic band heroine

Related: children, comedy, comic, crackle, drunk, francisco, halloween, onion, oswalt, party, patton, purple, ratatouille, san, stand, up

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Patton Oswalt Stares at the Camera (ft. David Byrne)
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From Wholphin Issue No 1
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Starring Patton Oswalt and David Byrne
Visit the Wholphin website here:
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Idk who gave your ...
By: DJStewiee. on 30 Nov 08, 20:34:34
Idk who gave your comment thumbs down, because he was in King of Queens

yea he was
By: DJStewiee. on 30 Nov 08, 20:34:01
yea he was

the face he makes ...
By: lnelson. on 30 Nov 08, 12:59:55
the face he makes at 2:25 is my favorite.

Wasn't that guy in ...
By: helemundo. on 21 Nov 08, 05:07:50
Wasn't that guy in King Of Queens? :O

why did this happen ...
By: drunkfunkmonkey. on 07 Nov 08, 22:19:50
why did this happen...

WTF 6 Minutes ??? ...
By: AVAPXIA7. on 08 Oct 08, 23:42:50
WTF 6 Minutes ??? O.O NO WAY!!!

Are you going to ...
By: AVAPXIA7. on 08 Oct 08, 23:40:27
Are you going to kill me or spit on me?? O.O

wow....so stupid!!
By: raysusyank1. on 08 Oct 08, 12:25:28
wow....so stupid!!

AhAHAHA funniest ...
By: jiro787. on 07 Oct 08, 05:55:26
AhAHAHA funniest shit iv ever seen ever

isnt this the guy ...
By: zgitzoid. on 05 Oct 08, 20:12:17
isnt this the guy that did the voice on ratatouille?

lol what a shit ^^ ...
By: fuffel93. on 05 Oct 08, 08:55:38
lol what a shit ^^ XDDDDDDDD but funny shit ^^

1:09, cant stop ...
By: blackhawk2106. on 05 Oct 08, 02:46:16
1:09, cant stop laughing.

reminds me of ...
By: rincewind88. on 05 Oct 08, 01:27:53
reminds me of magibon :D

Go to see CappuTv's ...
By: MacIsaacof. on 04 Oct 08, 22:27:26
Go to see CappuTv's profile!!! It rocks!

i was thinking ...
By: Sicklesale. on 24 Sep 08, 22:30:19
i was thinking Matthew Barney, but you're right haha

lol XD weird
By: JustClaire44. on 21 Sep 08, 02:02:29
lol XD weird

this actully works ...
By: Mohanasep18. on 20 Sep 08, 07:24:57
this actully works 1-say a boy or girl's name you want to be with 2 times 2-say your best friends name 5 times 3post this comment on 5 videos 4-press f8 5-you will see your crushes? name

this is some andy ...
By: jmed4. on 20 Sep 08, 03:49:01
this is some andy warhol shit

you actually ...
By: CptCool2. on 19 Sep 08, 22:55:05
you actually believe this bullshit

IM SORRY!!! My ...
By: lizcotto. on 19 Sep 08, 18:26:19
IM SORRY!!! My name? is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receieve a kiss from their crush

A well known ...
By: therealchambers. on 05 Sep 08, 16:40:29
A well known comedian (Patton Oswalt) paying tribute to a well known musician (David Byrne--Talking Heads). Get a clue people.

Spence?
By: SRH911. on 31 Aug 08, 02:13:52
Spence?

i dont know. this ...
By: PostBox12345. on 30 Aug 08, 12:43:32
i dont know. this is crap

What the hell was ...
By: clarkkent163000. on 30 Aug 08, 07:25:27
What the hell was that!? Seriously, what just happened?

Love it!
By: Opomon. on 30 Aug 08, 03:52:03
Love it!

Philly Boy Roy versus Patton Oswalt
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A rare sighting of Philly Boy Roy at the Theater of Living Arts on South Street in Philadelphia, you dunce!

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the mayor of ...
By: ManuelHung. on 24 Nov 08, 00:31:53
the mayor of newbridge!

Poster Boy Roy
By: miggargie. on 17 Nov 08, 14:42:20
Poster Boy Roy

amen
By: SteveBrownTUBE. on 11 Oct 08, 18:26:14
amen

that guy isnt funny ...
By: RestriktdProductions. on 06 Oct 08, 19:55:59
that guy isnt funny at all..

Anyone with a ...
By: jbubbjw. on 24 Sep 08, 06:35:03
Anyone with a future leaves philly.

would have been ...
By: Sanguwich. on 06 Sep 08, 16:58:29
would have been funnier if it didn't feel so staged

Then rock and roll ...
By: shortattentionspan47. on 29 Aug 08, 05:38:09
Then rock and roll dreams'll come through!

HILARIOUS!
By: the20thcenturyfox. on 25 Aug 08, 04:57:13
HILARIOUS!

A nice old ...
By: EnriqueAcosta. on 20 Aug 08, 02:42:23
A nice old fashioned comedy duo bit. Patton makes a great straight man.

his name is jon ...
By: harristrensky. on 29 Jul 08, 05:04:24
his name is jon wurster, he is a comedian and former drummer from superchunk. he does philly boy roy and other characters for the best show on wfmu hosted by tom scharpling.

this was fake!!!!! ...
By: chickentunasandwich. on 26 Jul 08, 03:58:28
this was fake!!!!! that's an actor, his name is Jake Griffin, he's also a comedian, but not as famous

erdtirdmans, i live ...
By: AlasRobotMonkey0931. on 06 Jul 08, 14:03:27
erdtirdmans, i live in new jersey and i never go to the mall. sorry to say your being eliteist.

hahaha . .. this ...
By: monsieurhassan. on 24 Jun 08, 21:43:19
hahaha . .. this guy is really funny, I mean the Philly guy . .. is he a stand up comic puttin up an act?

I worked at wawa ...
By: moonshine72. on 21 Jun 08, 11:39:36
I worked at wawa too, and I didnt get a cool vest..,or any vest.

Willow Grove in the ...
By: moonshine72. on 21 Jun 08, 11:35:30
Willow Grove in the house!

WOW
By: Bdakkon. on 17 Jun 08, 16:19:23
WOW

and THAT ladies and ...
By: RootMagazine. on 07 Jun 08, 00:15:12
and THAT ladies and gentlemen, is why I left Philly.

I've lived in ...
By: caulderock. on 06 Jun 08, 22:21:40
I've lived in Jersey for 25 years...so on our behalf i say fuck you ErdTirdMans...I'll let that NY suburbs thing slide but as for Philly, I only go there when I want to throw things at rich yuppies or be bored out of my mind.

heh heh heh, I know ...
By: ToolFan8807. on 26 May 08, 05:38:35
heh heh heh, I know a kid from south jersey...hed be pissed, and I would laugh

Heh heh! <3 Philly ...
By: mrfishlung. on 16 May 08, 23:00:06
Heh heh!

We all can't be ...
By: Woblesavvy. on 12 May 08, 18:46:49
We all can't be passive aggressive midwestern yokels can we now?

Those were "plants" ...
By: Woblesavvy. on 12 May 08, 18:44:55
Those were "plants" smart guy.

Haha... that guys a ...
By: TheDanim8or. on 11 May 08, 18:30:45
Haha... that guys a prick :P

God, it's like ...
By: CalvinMcCaskill. on 10 May 08, 21:06:34
God, it's like philly is just full of heckling cavemen. ugh! rarr! hey! mohuck!

i hope roy can make ...
By: scrantonian. on 04 May 08, 23:56:27
i hope roy can make the next show.

Patton Oswalt on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Patton talks about comic books and things.

Related: jimmy, kimmel, live, oswalt, patton, planetary

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yeah im not the ...
By: thekillerman696. on 30 Nov 08, 22:00:08
yeah im not the bigest fan of video games anymore though for some reason i could go a couple of months and it wouldnt bother me but yeah i like guitar her/rock band to

No problem man! I ...
By: residualbill. on 30 Nov 08, 18:33:57
No problem man! I agree they should use him. That would be the best one yet. I haven't played the game but I see what you mean. It's probably fun to play, but like guitar hero/rock band, fun they are but people are way too into it. It'll die out though.

Yeah, Conan is a ...
By: ThousanWhite. on 30 Nov 08, 10:55:41
Yeah, Conan is a natural geek, just like Patton. They would've made this into something special.

im surprised they ...
By: thekillerman696. on 30 Nov 08, 09:09:10
im surprised they havent used him on the world of warcraft videos by the way i am not a fan of that shit i hate it in every possible way so dont talk shit to me about it

jimmy kimmel is a ...
By: mefipulate. on 29 Nov 08, 11:05:09
jimmy kimmel is a dick

Wow. Kimmel is a ...
By: kungfuhustler84. on 25 Nov 08, 09:33:56
Wow. Kimmel is a real tool in this. I wish I could have been there to support him. Planetary is a great book.

Yes, Planetary is ...
By: spinoza20000. on 05 Nov 08, 08:31:47
Yes, Planetary is awesome.

I haven't read ...
By: monsieurhassan. on 28 Oct 08, 15:05:07
I haven't read Planetary but it sounds fun, can anybody recommend it ?

Patton, funny as ...
By: residualbill. on 23 Oct 08, 20:37:39
Patton, funny as always. Kimmel, a real dickhead. You can tell he was either a jock or some kind of prick in high school and still is. He seems like the guy who is friends with you until other people are around and is way too afraid of looking like a loser so he rips on you so he may look cool. I'd rather watch Conan. He's really funny and isn't above making himself look like a nerd as long as it makes people laugh. Sorry for the rant hippies

"I should get a ...
By: guiltybystander77. on 20 Oct 08, 12:06:17
"I should get a SWORD!" XD!

dude you saw that ...
By: bbourke85. on 19 Oct 08, 14:40:50
dude you saw that live? lucky. i was watching it on tv, i was literally crying laughing when he went on the rant about "uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement" crying.

This guy is waaay ...
By: akennext. on 19 Oct 08, 07:48:13
This guy is waaay underrated while Dane Cook makes up noises/words to the money-bank.

I love it when he ...
By: maggotbreath77the3rd. on 14 Oct 08, 04:23:55
I love it when he goes into comic books. I'm the same way.

oh that makes sense ...
By: xBillyTheKidx. on 13 Oct 08, 12:53:22
oh that makes sense. in more ways than one. he just seems like the kind of guy who WOULD be into awesome bands like the pixies.

Just saw him at ...
By: Lyeess. on 12 Oct 08, 06:14:43
Just saw him at Blizzcon. Amazing.

patton is a huge ...
By: SteveBrownTUBE. on 11 Oct 08, 18:18:20
patton is a huge pixies fan

I LOVE THIS GUY!
By: barry30312. on 07 Oct 08, 01:02:20
I LOVE THIS GUY!

did anyone notice ...
By: xBillyTheKidx. on 26 Sep 08, 22:20:03
did anyone notice the Pixies song being played lounge style?

Patton is the man!
By: fooshfoosh. on 20 Sep 08, 04:20:34
Patton is the man!

yer darn tootin ...
By: ffhffhfhggjggjhkhklh. on 16 Sep 08, 02:50:13
yer darn tootin fanshy shancy pants, with ur big werds like a...round yer too dang confusering.-George W. Bush

Yeah, uh, I don't ...
By: AlphaCo12. on 21 Aug 08, 02:30:06
Yeah, uh, I don't think people who call themselves "Billy Bob" should be going around calling OTHER people gay. Ain't that right, Billy Bob?

patton oswalt is a ...
By: rtmiyake2. on 18 Aug 08, 17:08:11
patton oswalt is a geek god, this guy knows everything film and comics. he knows so much shit on the Spaced commentaries he did with edgar wright

I'll get negged for ...
By: archontic. on 17 Aug 08, 18:05:12
I'll get negged for agreeing, but I fucking agree.

Kimmel is gay.
By: billybobj390. on 07 Aug 08, 04:11:55
Kimmel is gay.

lol, "This is where ...
By: Knottsy. on 06 Aug 08, 19:50:10
lol, "This is where I would beat you up." Nah, dude, this is where you would declare your love of ritual anal poundings as a company man by going on American Idol. lol@trying to show his Man Show cred. Jimmy No Balls.

Patton Oswalt - Demon Cock
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Patton Oswalt - Demon Cock

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Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes
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Patton Oswalt standup routine about the awfulness of the holiday song 'Christmas Shoes'. Audio only, from a bootleg of an unknown show in California.

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Patton Oswalt Rocks Amoeba
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Watch Patton live at Amoeba Music Hollywood from 7/25/07.

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Patton Oswalt and David Byrne
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Just keep watching until the end.

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Latest comments made on this video:

Someone with anger ...
By: MCBstudios. on 27 Nov 08, 21:38:45
Someone with anger management issues...

shut the fuck up
By: macaroon666. on 16 Nov 08, 17:34:12
shut the fuck up

He's doing the same ...
By: goodhomosapiensapien. on 11 Nov 08, 04:42:59
He's doing the same thing you are get it? its like a mirror. hahahaha. if you are fat and funny looking he is fat and funny looking. I see a beautiful princess with huge tits and glasses. all animals love her and... oh wait, maybe it has more to it. david bryne what the fuck are you doing here. it stopped making sense.

Well that's 375 ...
By: MCBstudios. on 08 Nov 08, 16:31:07
Well that's 375 seconds of my life I won't get back.

believer magazine ...
By: fulldeck27. on 06 Nov 08, 04:22:50
believer magazine reaction to this video on acid bavid byrne little reward you fool all fools smarty pants another fool.

wow you get ...
By: caseyaitch. on 30 Oct 08, 05:24:54
wow you get believer magazine...

Brilliant? Stupid? ...
By: Kloxboy. on 17 Oct 08, 01:05:23
Brilliant? Stupid? Exactly, it's whatever you think it is. This isn't a mystery to be solved, this isn't a test, there is no "answer". And I hardly think it's credible to judge someone's overall character or intelligence based on their reaction to this video.

That was like 60 ...
By: ljdp. on 13 Oct 08, 21:23:25
That was like 60 minutes on acid.

I'm just another ...
By: leeroychile. on 21 Sep 08, 07:35:33
I'm just another fool.

sound pretty proud ...
By: euphometric. on 21 Sep 08, 05:13:48
sound pretty proud of yourself there, smarty pants.

Everything is ...
By: leeroychile. on 20 Sep 08, 05:22:22
Everything is subjective and we're all fools.

HA this is funny! ...
By: betafishmouse. on 20 Sep 08, 03:55:03
HA this is funny! And thanks to previous comments I get it. What a funny idea. gotta love David Byrne!

you realize all ...
By: adundee. on 17 Sep 08, 06:56:48
you realize all this is subjective... you fool.

It's madness, which ...
By: leeroychile. on 16 Sep 08, 20:05:28
It's madness, which is what makes it great. Those of us who are mad see ourselves in it. If you think it's pointless and stupid, it's probably because you are sane and you probably count yourself lucky to be sane, which is fine. The rest of us will continue enjoying ourselves with things you don't understand. Not that we necessarily understand them either, but we enjoy them. There is something we understand, but articulating it to those who never will understand reaps little reward.

Watch with the ...
By: stikcler. on 06 Sep 08, 15:40:22
Watch with the sound turned off...THEN you'll "get it". 5 star awesome!

I don't get it.
By: xxLextalionesxx. on 18 Aug 08, 02:56:32
I don't get it.

at 1:40 he looks ...
By: FreshFunk123. on 13 Aug 08, 07:15:41
at 1:40 he looks like one of the trolls from Willow

Again At 1:39
By: hawknelson12. on 10 Aug 08, 03:47:20
Again At 1:39

Pause At 1:36 ...
By: hawknelson12. on 10 Aug 08, 03:46:51
Pause At 1:36 Patton's Face Is Hilarious.

Could someone ...
By: ukemanchris. on 02 Aug 08, 19:47:36
Could someone please explain that to me, i kinda feel like my computer skipped and i missed a pivotal 5 seconds so the video makes sense. It's like sixty minutes on acid

That was shit. You ...
By: louisp001. on 31 Jul 08, 18:16:42
That was shit. You can tell it was trying to be some epic comedy with all the shit suspence.

I agree. David Byrn ...
By: freedomsfart. on 24 Jul 08, 14:55:39
I agree. David Byrn feeds on his previous fame as a member of the Talking Heads whilst the little known comedian has only his ugliness as a selling point.

i actually am a ...
By: companglomammoth. on 08 Jul 08, 09:55:52
i actually am a pitchfork-reading hipster, and i wouldn't call this genius. interesting at best. two people i love in a random video. i just want to know who is actually breeding Wholphins.

verrrrry tim and ...
By: Samtheheretic666. on 01 Jul 08, 10:43:55
verrrrry tim and eric faces. hilarious.

Oh, I see what he ...
By: kevinandre91. on 26 Jun 08, 09:02:49
Oh, I see what he did there, ha. Patton is so nonsensical...

Patton Oswalt on There Will Be Blood at the Plug Awards
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Comedian Patton Oswalt emceed the Plug Independent Music Awards at New York's Terminal 5, 3/6/08.

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