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The Absolute Truth: Hosted by Cenk Uygur and Jill Pike. Jill reveals how she masturbates. Watch live on http://www.theyoungt urks.com.

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The America we live ...
By: GlassesContacts. on 20 Nov 08, 22:34:17
The America we live in, Chief. Peace.

Welcome for what?
By: TheBlackAndWhiteMan. on 20 Nov 08, 03:40:29
Welcome for what?

you're welcome...
By: Musicmansterling17. on 20 Nov 08, 02:41:35
you're welcome...

lol we all are ...
By: hatedolls. on 20 Nov 08, 00:18:49
lol we all are weird humans!!! i masterbate too!! course i kinda want a vib or a dildo!!! lol.

*America is the ...
By: Ghosthand. on 18 Nov 08, 23:33:18
*America is the land of *freedom, *McDonalds and *Obama all fixed!

notice how this has ...
By: TheBlackAndWhiteMan. on 18 Nov 08, 08:56:32
notice how this has 580k views???

she seems pretty ...
By: melowar78. on 18 Nov 08, 02:23:16
she seems pretty cool. i'd be her boyfriend

...
By: kuffkuff. on 17 Nov 08, 17:08:47
hahahahhahahahhaha.you crazy man.xD

Umerica is the land ...
By: Bresker18. on 17 Nov 08, 13:00:18
Umerica is the land of freedum, mcdonulds and Ubama

OVERSEXED!!!!!!!
By: ry4nkidz. on 17 Nov 08, 09:33:06
OVERSEXED!!!!!!!

Holy shit all of a ...
By: devourerofbabies. on 16 Nov 08, 20:41:06
Holy shit all of a sudden Jill Pike is my favourite person ever.

What is Umerica?
By: kuffkuff. on 16 Nov 08, 20:17:12
What is Umerica?

and this is coming ...
By: gregbest90. on 16 Nov 08, 15:55:43
and this is coming from a person who's never visited these countries, way to go dumbass

Lolololol111!!! ...
By: Bresker18. on 16 Nov 08, 15:03:13
Lolololol111!!!11oneoneoneeleven!! Anyhow, your comment fails. The only bad sexual behaviour is no sexual behaviour. Sexuality is one of the strongest elements of the human mind. The fact that Umerica is a lot more prude about sex, is that they don't know how to handle it. And, have you actually been to France or Amsterdam? It's not like everyone runs around naked. There are streets for prostitution, aye.

i masturbate like 3 ...
By: casketofdog. on 16 Nov 08, 11:41:34
i masturbate like 3 times a day

She really has ...
By: Praiosrondra. on 14 Nov 08, 01:54:54
She really has BALLS! :P

lfmao
By: shepherdkieran. on 14 Nov 08, 01:28:28
lfmao

you are very ...
By: Maskud. on 13 Nov 08, 21:27:39
you are very faaaaaaaaat xD

im mortaly ...
By: TotalAniolation. on 13 Nov 08, 20:34:03
im mortaly disturbed but turned on a lil

This coming from a ...
By: FUACLU. on 13 Nov 08, 10:23:14
This coming from a Euro dude w/ nude beaches in France, a city called Amsterdam where sex is EVERYWHERE. Hookers galore on the streets of London, and underground sex shop in Munich. How about you shut the fuck up and worry about your own sexual habits in Europe dumb shit.

Americans are so ...
By: blondystar8. on 13 Nov 08, 07:13:00
Americans are so oversexed! Like their own sexual activities have to be proclaimed to the world, and that turns them on. Europeans are just not that uptight about their sexuality, but they prefer to be privately enjoying themselves than believe anyone could be interested in their mating habits.

Oh, sorry then, my ...
By: Seedr0. on 13 Nov 08, 03:38:24
Oh, sorry then, my bad.

WKaliber1
By: gizmo359c. on 12 Nov 08, 14:02:15
WKaliber1

yeah, just to ...
By: gizmo359c. on 12 Nov 08, 13:58:40
yeah, just to clarify, i wasn't talking about the woman in the video, i reaplied to some dude whos said he jacked off to a picture of his step mum

Fake
By: 666Bae666. on 12 Nov 08, 13:04:24
Fake

Weeds: Masturbation Lesson
Posted by: SHOWTIME

Video duration: 137 seconds
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Uncle Andy teaches Shane how to pleasure himself without disrupting the plumbing.
Don't miss Weeds every Monday at 10pm ET/PT only on Showtime. For more go to www.sho.com/weeds.

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what makes u even ...
By: DJRapiD87. on 22 Nov 08, 01:55:59
what makes u even think any1 cares i mean what made u write that sh!t?

hell na dat waz a ...
By: dopboi6. on 21 Nov 08, 22:46:29
hell na dat waz a gangsta speach

wierd
By: gh3dude1. on 21 Nov 08, 22:20:11
wierd

I could so see my ...
By: GamerGirlsRock. on 21 Nov 08, 18:39:40
I could so see my mom giving someone a lesson like this lol

this would've ...
By: qwertish. on 21 Nov 08, 03:52:24
this would've helped 2 years ago. hahahah

thats was awesome
By: ELTRENTOisbak. on 21 Nov 08, 02:29:33
thats was awesome

They just want to ...
By: rwdupm. on 21 Nov 08, 02:09:24
They just want to be with each other __ASWEETKISS(.)COM__ and entertain day and by night

wow he's right i ...
By: M713alcolm. on 20 Nov 08, 22:29:19
wow he's right i never didnt that before and when i first had sex i sucked at it

this is the ...
By: harryp757. on 20 Nov 08, 19:13:43
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

ye!
By: richling0070. on 19 Nov 08, 23:40:53
ye!

lol??
By: tobblansssss. on 18 Nov 08, 18:01:42
lol??

band-aid not ...
By: PachecoOwnz. on 18 Nov 08, 12:38:32
band-aid not mandate.....

FACEPALM!!!! lol
By: OMBIC. on 18 Nov 08, 08:40:49
FACEPALM!!!! lol

i wish i was given ...
By: JonRankine. on 17 Nov 08, 23:34:27
i wish i was given this lesson

not directly below ...
By: PachecoOwnz. on 17 Nov 08, 08:37:26
not directly below me hes a few comments down.

im not talking ...
By: PachecoOwnz. on 17 Nov 08, 08:31:59
im not talking about the series you retard im talking about the guy below me who was giving his life story on masturbating.

don't be an idiot. ...
By: CrayolaxxSkies. on 17 Nov 08, 08:09:35
don't be an idiot. this was the funniest part of the whole series.

lol the kid's just ...
By: TurqouiseTapioca. on 16 Nov 08, 20:20:23
lol the kid's just sittin there starin blankly at him

i need 2 remembr tht
By: cajozack. on 16 Nov 08, 00:40:53
i need 2 remembr tht

Seriously dude its ...
By: PachecoOwnz. on 14 Nov 08, 10:01:15
Seriously dude its the fucking internet. Thats disgusting nobody wants to hear that. Go outside.

thats a cooooool ...
By: blearghp. on 13 Nov 08, 19:54:59
thats a cooooool uncle...

This is the most ...
By: shugyosha11. on 13 Nov 08, 19:34:56
This is the most awesome video I've ever seen.

i hope ur kidding
By: Suprayz. on 13 Nov 08, 16:31:50
i hope ur kidding

lawl wtf
By: nypurehoppz. on 12 Nov 08, 18:48:12
lawl wtf

ROFl "hey, ...
By: pasky250. on 12 Nov 08, 09:40:59
ROFl "hey, Homework" =))

Dan Explains Masturbation To Dj
Posted by: LordOfAllFevrsNPlags

Video duration: 117 seconds
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clip from Roseanne in which Dan gives DJ a "talk" about masturbation

Related: bound, dan, dj, homeward, masturbation, roseanne

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girl here. im 19 ...
By: tohotxox. on 18 Nov 08, 17:29:33
girl here. im 19 and been playing with my speical spot since i was 8.

i started when i ...
By: cannabisruderalis. on 11 Nov 08, 02:47:46
i started when i was 5, just playing with it a lot, until i found the massager which brought me to a dry orgasm each time. then i learned different ways to do it myself. i pre-cummed for the first time when I was 11, and came for the first time when I was 13.

how much do you do ...
By: XXXDusthatassXXX. on 02 Nov 08, 18:18:36
how much do you do it? ROFL.

"everyone does it, ...
By: EMUmonster. on 29 Oct 08, 06:41:44
"everyone does it, no one talks about it"

"do you do it?" LOL
By: EMUmonster. on 29 Oct 08, 06:41:23
"do you do it?" LOL

I PROMISE YOU WON'T ...
By: lonelyboyy155. on 24 Oct 08, 01:23:54
I PROMISE YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED fastloverfun._com

i remember when i ...
By: lifhero. on 05 Oct 08, 01:25:56
i remember when i started i was like 7 and i saw carl from aqua teen hunger force doing it jajajaj

...
By: PUMPKINCAM. on 04 Oct 08, 13:08:17
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lol
By: woahXgirl94. on 29 Sep 08, 11:16:08
lol

hahahahaha i was ...
By: adammakarita. on 27 Sep 08, 23:10:10
hahahahaha i was looking at dj qbert and this came up...are you proud of me?

wow...
By: pureboy1. on 20 Sep 08, 08:42:45
wow...

HA, my friend ...
By: badfish4311. on 16 Sep 08, 04:07:54
HA, my friend E-Bright was talking about this eposiode a few days ago

my first time doing ...
By: RyanScottMoulton. on 16 Sep 08, 00:35:36
my first time doing it was a accident i didnt know it even happened

lol yea i remember ...
By: dualinity2. on 15 Sep 08, 20:14:34
lol yea i remember i was 4 when i "knew" i liked girls :P i still remember it wasn't as satisfying without the cum....anyone else remembers that?

season 6 the ...
By: nathanebel. on 08 Sep 08, 20:17:24
season 6 the parenting trap i think

I don't remember ...
By: 1985Nebraska. on 03 Sep 08, 06:34:53
I don't remember this episode. Which season of Roseanne was this episode?

ROFL
By: FJCProductions. on 31 Aug 08, 00:07:11
ROFL

Andrew Dice Clay ...
By: UltimoLatino. on 22 Aug 08, 12:33:36
Andrew Dice Clay said it best: "Masturbation is King! Because when your jerking off your saying 'Hey! I care about ME!'"- Dice

dans face at 1;42 ...
By: xTheFridge72x. on 21 Aug 08, 17:35:05
dans face at 1;42 priceless

so you are prond of ...
By: adonis0418. on 16 Aug 08, 08:47:29
so you are prond of me..not for this -_-!!

what episode is this
By: subwayme. on 16 Aug 08, 01:52:54
what episode is this

i was 12
By: kv22. on 09 Aug 08, 10:35:12
i was 12

lol
By: zombiebrody123. on 01 Aug 08, 07:52:45
lol

I like the part ...
By: SilentFishHeads. on 26 Jul 08, 05:17:02
I like the part when Dan goes even tho its ok and everyone does it nobody talks about it. XD I always found that the funnest thing that theres something practically everyone does but no one discuses.

mommy says if you ...
By: binkten. on 21 Jul 08, 19:39:17
mommy says if you jack off you'll burn in the eternal fires of hell.

Masturbation Mistake
Posted by: bluedudeshs

Video duration: 98 seconds
Global video hits: 200533

this is a hilarious video, and yet full of wisdom. listen to these guys, oyu really shouldnt do it like that.

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rofl
By: mysticalpotato86. on 19 Nov 08, 15:01:41
rofl

BOSS! BOSS!!
By: moonsamurai007. on 18 Nov 08, 03:54:49
BOSS! BOSS!!

yeah i spose. well ...
By: armoredchicken. on 01 Nov 08, 05:41:45
yeah i spose. well its settled. everywhere sucks!

The Whites Kids U ...
By: XianChan. on 31 Oct 08, 00:48:50
The Whites Kids U Know. You can probably find clips of it on here.

The grass is always ...
By: XianChan. on 31 Oct 08, 00:47:55
The grass is always greener. As an American who moved to Europe, I can't say it's much better. There will always be prudes. No matter where you go.

we cant have ...
By: armoredchicken. on 30 Oct 08, 18:28:19
we cant have clothes lines? and we smoke all over the place. and oral sex is kinda understandable. at least in public if thats what ur talking about. and bothers n sisters playing naked together is uh. . . wrong. lol. even so i do agree the US is kinda shitty. i wanna move to europe cuz were being run by uptight catholics.

omg i love this show
By: hiroxprima. on 30 Oct 08, 04:20:10
omg i love this show

GAY!!!!
By: Over9000Wolf. on 29 Oct 08, 02:08:53
GAY!!!!

LMAO!!! That's all ...
By: alterbridgefan99. on 23 Oct 08, 18:35:24
LMAO!!! That's all I have to say

LMAO is this from a ...
By: phildoc3. on 22 Oct 08, 20:27:38
LMAO is this from a tv show?

BOSS!
By: sensfan1511. on 13 Oct 08, 18:20:02
BOSS!

You never make them ...
By: lostandrunning. on 12 Oct 08, 06:03:45
You never make them touch!!! lol

tht was freaking ...
By: soft33. on 01 Oct 08, 19:44:53
tht was freaking funny too bad the owner is racist

that was IRONY man! ...
By: HerrKolosimo. on 01 Oct 08, 17:11:03
that was IRONY man! a joke! didn't you get it?? *smile*

were is oral sex ...
By: timsperts. on 01 Oct 08, 10:00:53
were is oral sex illegal.

there are a lot of ...
By: HerrKolosimo. on 29 Sep 08, 12:58:01
there are a lot of things forbidden in USA that are or at least were allowed in Europe. For example, clothes lines (!), breast feeding (!), smoking (!), oral sex (!), nudity in the sauna (!), brother and sister playing together naked in their own garden (!), drinking alcohol in the public (!)...and so on. America is really a country of prudish puritans. All these things are allowed and considered perfectly normal in Europe. I could provide more examples, but you get the point.

LOL what?
By: superiourcowies. on 29 Sep 08, 11:49:44
LOL what?

I thought ...
By: HerrKolosimo. on 28 Sep 08, 12:11:25
I thought masturbation was illegal in the USA?

Ses po mal drole
By: EldoradoSpaceship. on 27 Sep 08, 21:34:24
Ses po mal drole

ROFLMAO I CAN'T ...
By: whitebeam. on 27 Sep 08, 02:04:47
ROFLMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

not fucking...more ...
By: zensorship. on 22 Sep 08, 13:22:06
not fucking...more like wanking

this shit is fuckin ...
By: littlemcdowell. on 18 Sep 08, 20:29:34
this shit is fuckin hilarious

lol that was ...
By: Hollgirl77. on 11 Sep 08, 16:21:21
lol that was SSSSOOO funny! I'm still laughing!!!

Get down and dirty ...
By: richardx495. on 09 Sep 08, 19:42:25
Get down and dirty with me dateherwow (dot) com

LOLZ!
By: Wnt2bfrenz. on 02 Sep 08, 15:58:31
LOLZ!

Jen Kirkman Effinfunny Stand Up - Female Masturbation
Posted by: effinfunny

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http://www.effinfunn y.com presents Jen Kirkman. She give you the down low on what women do down below.

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This is extremely ...
By: CrazyStuffStudios. on 21 Nov 08, 00:39:07
This is extremely unfunny.

wow, so many hits. ...
By: intellegentMind. on 18 Nov 08, 03:15:25
wow, so many hits. sex does sell!

why are women ...
By: Dubeyest. on 16 Nov 08, 22:22:54
why are women always shitty standups?

funny hot chick
By: casketofdog. on 16 Nov 08, 11:48:57
funny hot chick

She co-starred with ...
By: real1acer. on 15 Nov 08, 02:45:06
She co-starred with mitch hedberg as a voice actor on the fucking awesome cartoon - home movies. dont watch it.

i accidenty my ...
By: real1acer. on 15 Nov 08, 02:33:14
i accidenty my penis.

yup. she looks much ...
By: real1acer. on 15 Nov 08, 02:33:02
yup. she looks much uglier and more of a stereotypical hot-body nurse kind of nurse in HM. She's much prettier real life lol/

Really she did the ...
By: tiuric77. on 14 Nov 08, 21:14:22
Really she did the voice of the nurse? I loved that show, the writing was awesome. Is that for real? Now I feel bad cause I didn't really laugh at her jokes.

I don't know why ...
By: FeliciaZezili. on 14 Nov 08, 18:07:03
I don't know why but I laughed out loud when she went "Don't show me a penis out of context. I'll just zone out."

Trust me, it'd be ...
By: Blissinflux. on 13 Nov 08, 15:07:58
Trust me, it'd be funny if you hadn't been forced to get a clitorectomy.

Yeah, cuz only ...
By: Blissinflux. on 13 Nov 08, 15:02:21
Yeah, cuz only Louis CK talks about masturbation. People need to realize, there are more than ten comedians out there. Besides Louis CK. I love him but, he isn't the end all be all.

You never thought a ...
By: Blissinflux. on 13 Nov 08, 14:59:58
You never thought a woman can be funny??? Wow... Just...wow. Seeing that comment is like seeing your first dinosaur skeleton. You knew they existed, but it's still leaving you speechless to actually witness such an old, obsolete thing in person.

chloebethpaperzone; ...
By: Hollins23. on 10 Nov 08, 15:51:44
chloebethpaperzone; Well said! I concur!

she's telling a ...
By: SvennemanZ. on 08 Nov 08, 07:00:50
she's telling a story I guess its abit funny cus its true but still its not like I'm laughing my ass off...

shes cute , and i ...
By: airwave2oo8. on 27 Oct 08, 20:13:59
shes cute , and i dont meet looks , but shes good looking too :)

she's funny
By: lalorame. on 24 Oct 08, 19:25:59
she's funny

That all my friends ...
By: real1acer. on 18 Oct 08, 03:19:05
That all my friends is Jen Kirkman. Home Movies fans anyone? Just incase you didnt know thats Nurse Kirkman. The one mcguirk and lynch has been chasing all over. wow. she -is- pretty.

hahahahah
By: lskfls. on 16 Oct 08, 05:51:32
hahahahah

she is pleasant to ...
By: guidoliciousness. on 14 Oct 08, 19:47:56
she is pleasant to look at...clever...and funny...

that is one of her ...
By: guidoliciousness. on 14 Oct 08, 19:45:39
that is one of her techniques...ellen does the same thing....she will say and then this....which made me think of this....and then this happened...it makes it seem so wild and chaotic...it works well for girls...but that's ok if you don't like it...it has to be done properly..she must have had a small crowd because it really was funny....

not funny
By: samoanqweennana. on 08 Oct 08, 21:42:34
not funny

This is really ...
By: PurelyUnpure. on 05 Oct 08, 23:59:32
This is really funny, because i'm like the exact same way. (Except I don't obsess so much about the story, I usually have a guy that I already know set and bam there I go)

I dig Jen's ...
By: jtatsiue. on 28 Sep 08, 02:02:35
I dig Jen's conversational, stream of consciousness, observational rant, whatever you call it, style. There are so many comedians now that are jettisoning the cookie-cutter set-up, punch-line, tag-line structure and it's a welcome trend. Jen's act blends with Patton Oswald, David Cross or any other articulate, hip, topical comic out there.

I was expecting ...
By: xstompx. on 26 Sep 08, 20:21:59
I was expecting more funny. Too much story, not enough funny.

one of comedy's ...
By: roboticwillyroberts. on 25 Sep 08, 16:02:35
one of comedy's best. thanks comedy.

Intervention Masturbation Episode ** Banned by A&E **
Posted by: TheJackShack

Video duration: 338 seconds
Global video hits: 727288

This is an un-aired episode that couldn't get clearance to air because of the censors. HILARIOUS!

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Hard penetrat10n ...
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no way this is real
By: weasel990. on 21 Nov 08, 22:58:02
no way this is real

lol
By: weasel990. on 21 Nov 08, 22:57:15
lol

"Shindler's Fist, ...
By: nintendogamer113. on 21 Nov 08, 20:22:58
"Shindler's Fist, Asshole in one" Holy chrst I nearly died laughing.

This is fucking ...
By: SentaiLavender. on 21 Nov 08, 02:11:02
This is fucking ridiculous. And awesome. Ridiculously fucking awesome.

XD This has to be ...
By: arabiangamefreak. on 21 Nov 08, 00:28:46
XD This has to be fake. "You want one?" XD

is this serious
By: Superlewisaway. on 20 Nov 08, 23:02:02
is this serious

I had to euthanize ...
By: hatemachine777. on 20 Nov 08, 05:14:54
I had to euthanize myself. Goddamn.

lol i thought this ...
By: drvagrant. on 20 Nov 08, 04:54:24
lol i thought this was serious for a minute! Great stuff!

lmao this if ...
By: weezyfbabbbbyyyy. on 20 Nov 08, 02:20:49
lmao this if hilarious

is this guy serious ...
By: macsdsu. on 20 Nov 08, 01:02:16
is this guy serious? how do you even question if this is a real episode. what a fucking tool

Wow. You must have ...
By: TheJackShack. on 19 Nov 08, 21:37:08
Wow. You must have shit for brains.

is this even a real ...
By: insaneannotations. on 19 Nov 08, 20:44:17
is this even a real fuckin episode?

can you ...
By: anorexicbuddha. on 19 Nov 08, 04:13:24
can you driiiiiiveeeeee can you drive? JIMMMEEHHH. woot blind melon!

this was believable ...
By: superomegamegacop13. on 18 Nov 08, 23:14:21
this was believable until..."who are you?" "i'm the UPS man" lmao homg

this is fake lmao
By: MechaFright. on 18 Nov 08, 09:08:22
this is fake lmao

haha "im almost ...
By: evanader. on 18 Nov 08, 03:07:40
haha "im almost done"

... ye .... idiot
By: ElectricBanjo2468. on 18 Nov 08, 01:30:28
... ye .... idiot

lol
By: 7fire7ice7. on 17 Nov 08, 23:49:52
lol

are u kindin me ...
By: xxmotionxx305. on 17 Nov 08, 04:38:52
are u kindin me this funny as shit

you can tell its ...
By: 5leafc1over. on 17 Nov 08, 03:36:16
you can tell its fake right away cause of the shitty camra work

its called a parody ...
By: jewburner89. on 16 Nov 08, 21:28:47
its called a parody you jackass

this is so fake.... ...
By: TheRanNorelleShow. on 16 Nov 08, 16:42:52
this is so fake....but still entertaining(Just not funny)

is it just me, or ...
By: RainbowCrunchies009. on 16 Nov 08, 14:34:38
is it just me, or does this seem a bit fake? :]

this cant be real ...
By: chrisdaoust. on 16 Nov 08, 03:05:37
this cant be real at all... can it? i mean they wouldn't take that random mexican guy in to his intervention at 4:21.

masturbation?
Posted by: rookie07

Video duration: 37 seconds
Global video hits: 1430029

check this out^^

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yeah that bitch was ...
By: tommyibanez123456789. on 21 Nov 08, 17:13:25
yeah that bitch was pretty hot well not her face but her body well its not the face you fuck but the fuck you face i allways say

And BTW who looks ...
By: PicMakr. on 19 Nov 08, 17:04:40
And BTW who looks at that ?

He was still ...
By: Spankey024. on 19 Nov 08, 06:20:04
He was still looking at the TV with a little bit too much of a "Hell yeah that's hot" face.

No shit.
By: davido83. on 18 Nov 08, 03:14:21
No shit.

from the back it ...
By: IMyFriendAmMe. on 17 Nov 08, 21:16:47
from the back it looked like he was wanking

A bear ass.
By: afnaste. on 17 Nov 08, 20:04:21
A bear ass.

tch, so obvious
By: mikolovesanime. on 17 Nov 08, 14:29:12
tch, so obvious

0:20 buff
By: AlBeRTaSoo. on 15 Nov 08, 17:08:36
0:20 buff

wow, that girl was ...
By: rayen555. on 13 Nov 08, 17:13:23
wow, that girl was sow hot

Lmao again!!! XD ...
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Haha, not the guy. ...
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watching him do ...
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I actually enjoy ...
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Fuck off? I think ...
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FIVE STEPS: To Masturbation (JackassSpoof.com)
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$ABC\$

ABC's of Masturbation
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First in a two part series examining the ins and outs the pluses and minuses of masturbating.
Part one = Vocabulary
Add any in the comments if you think i missed any...
Part 2. Social construct.
For complete list see blog..
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The ball flew past ...
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The ball flew past the batter... heheheh...

screwing the pooch ...
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screwing the pooch i saw that off family guy

Reaching the ...
By: SuperDisser. on 17 Oct 08, 18:56:19
Reaching the Promise Land. Nuking the Nun.

to flick ones bean? ...
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to flick ones bean? (for women)

sword battling the ...
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Spankin' The ...
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you forgot "pulling ...
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you forgot "pulling the taffy" and "business time"

Getting the ...
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Getting the mayonnaise out of the pink wrinkly sausage

Bah! What about ...
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Bah! What about Manly time? Or.. Womanly time?

how about yanking ...
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how about yanking your mom's yeti... that's for kids of a hermaphroditic mommy.

You forgot "Sticky ...
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You forgot "Sticky Stick Time".....lmao I have no idea where I got that from......

Some damn nice ...
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Some damn nice innuendo there.

what just happened? ...
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Didnt you feel like ...
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Didnt you feel like you needed a "toss" yourself whilst making this video. ahahah

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Dan Mintz Effinfunny Stand Up - Masturbation Jokes
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Been watching Dan ...
By: StoryTroy. on 18 Nov 08, 06:44:00
Been watching Dan perform for years now. Solid writer.

your my hero, by ...
By: minzymeat101. on 04 Oct 08, 18:18:07
your my hero, by the way my name is daniel minz

haha, burn
By: Zaetix. on 28 Sep 08, 23:31:17
haha, burn

donnzorz stole that ...
By: PunkNirvana78. on 20 Aug 08, 20:25:32
donnzorz stole that joke from the roast on sunday! loser!

dan mintz's standup ...
By: donnzorz. on 18 Aug 08, 08:28:10
dan mintz's standup is like masturbation... only he enjoys it and should be arrested for doing it in public

yeah, except all of ...
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yeah, except all of dan mints audiences do laugh. so shut the fuck up

Gimmick alert... ...
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Gimmick alert... It's been done guy. Get a new gimmick. Christ... Hacks!

so, his act is "I ...
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so, his act is "I am going to be a person who is not funny." Say you are at a party and a guy has a great joke but he is dull and has no personality, no one laughs.

he has a joke where ...
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he has a joke where he says he got a personality test and it came back negative

thats his act its ...
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thats his act its kinda like i have no personality

i seriously don't ...
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i seriously don't understand his comedy. his delivery kills it for me. I can't watch him for more that a minute.

Wow I love him!!
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I love his ...
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I love his monotone-ness, oh so cool!

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1:33 i saw a smirk! ...
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1:33 i saw a smirk!!!!

he doesnt talk like ...
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he doesnt talk like that for real,I went to one of his shows and he did a mike check and sounded normal.

hes funny, he just ...
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hes funny, he just has no emotionn

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/kermit the frog
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/kermit the frog

how can he keep ...
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its not funny at ...
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Masturbation Social Implications
Posted by: gradualreport

Video duration: 176 seconds
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Somethings you knew. Somethings you didn't knew.

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Wanna know how I ...
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Wanna know how I know you're gay? You are wearing you boxes wrong way.

my name is cameron
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my name is cameron

product of american ...
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hey im wondering r ...
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hey im wondering r u gay??

I get an ache if I ...
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I get an ache if I do not clean the pipes out.

go fuck yourself, ...
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go fuck yourself, mr gofuckyourself. (i'm assuming it's one word) boy would that make an excellent example of nominative determinism.

Gotta love Kinsey.
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Gotta love Kinsey.

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masterbation ...
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danny i think you ...
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Yes...I'm sorry I ...
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Ernest Borgnine Talks About Masturbation
Posted by: TheYoungTurks

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thank guy is my hero
By: YouJussGotCurbed. on 13 Nov 08, 19:57:22
thank guy is my hero

hahahahahaha
By: zar911. on 13 Nov 08, 03:03:13
hahahahahaha

looooooooool !!!! ...
By: Liproll. on 01 Nov 08, 09:00:00
looooooooool !!!! Somebody call the mental hospital this person escaped from, and tell them they´re missing one.

i need a man to sex ...
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i need a man to sex me up tonight hehe. you're all a bunch of idiots. stop argueing. zL

A flock of silly ...
By: Davertin. on 04 Oct 08, 10:17:14
A flock of silly goats joyously cackling at a sinner's secret iniquity before the eyes of the Lord. The devil and his angels laugh along with you and your soul's imminent destruction, old man.

He said he ...
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He said he masturbates a lot, lol

What did he say ...
By: blackberryjuice1. on 05 Sep 08, 12:30:33
What did he say though? I passed a big lot?

Ernie nailed the ...
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Ernie nailed the question (and himself). Good for him! 91 and still gettin' his jollies. Any old geezer would be glad that the old junk still works. Anyone who is too prude to find the positiveness in Ernest Borgnine's secret for longevity should get f@%ked!

right on
By: waverider0007. on 27 Aug 08, 20:33:27
right on

all i can say to ...
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all i can say to you is your one fucken idiot, your so out of it, get a life and leave ernest bourgnine alone

Yeah Jocelyn Elders ...
By: GretchenDawntreader. on 25 Aug 08, 12:44:39
Yeah Jocelyn Elders took one for the team of teaching kids to be safe and sane about sex...C. Edward Koop, another hero, spoke frankly about safer sex with a condom. Both bucked the wishes of the administration that put them in office, because securing the public health is more important than the religious squeamishness of people who would rather their kids remain ignorant and at risk, so they don't have to face the discomfort of "the talk." Elders and Koop, heroes. Now Ernie, brave soul ;)

That is Ernie's ...
By: JhomasE. on 24 Aug 08, 20:44:32
That is Ernie's business. LOL. If it works for him, then it works for him. No problem with it from me.

I never understood ...
By: JhomasE. on 24 Aug 08, 20:39:52
I never understood that and still don't. What would be the lesser of the two so-called evils? LOL.

Honesty IS the best ...
By: grovernors. on 23 Aug 08, 20:05:58
Honesty IS the best policy.

.. so are right ...
By: milkgodnl. on 23 Aug 08, 04:21:33
.. so are right wingers less nervous and more at ease with their bodies than liberals? .. That has not been my experience.

Mermaidman
By: billyBk91. on 21 Aug 08, 18:19:37
Mermaidman

LOL remember when ...
By: GretchenDawntreader. on 21 Aug 08, 12:58:45
LOL remember when Jocelyn Elders got sacked for suggesting that kids should get off solo rather than getting pregnant and spreading STDs. God Bless You Ernest! (So do I)

Ernie, Making a Cum ...
By: sweatintotheoldies. on 21 Aug 08, 00:15:53
Ernie, Making a Cum Back!!! Haha Way to go!

Another fucking ...
By: chairde. on 20 Aug 08, 05:51:00
Another fucking moron. You stupid shit you don't even know when I'm giving p12psicop the needle. Why don't you stupid fuckers read all of the comment? Read all of the comments dumb ass and then things will make sense. But then again maybe it won't for you because you're a FUCKING MORON who needs everything explained to him. People like you with IQ scores under 90 shouldn't be allowed on youtube.

Put the bible down! ...
By: Voodooray007. on 20 Aug 08, 01:56:25
Put the bible down! it's the 21st century.

Your commentaries ...
By: chompychomps. on 19 Aug 08, 12:05:58
Your commentaries lack.

Mr. Rogers would be ...
By: Adeon55. on 19 Aug 08, 09:02:01
Mr. Rogers would be so proud!

Today's lesson, ...
By: luvangel330. on 18 Aug 08, 21:20:24
Today's lesson, eating meat is out, beating your meat is in.

"why not go on tv ...
By: luvangel330. on 18 Aug 08, 21:14:21
"why not go on tv and go nut" No pun intended?

Hey, you young ...
By: lahainalun. on 18 Aug 08, 12:19:48
Hey, you young people, get some copies of the old McHale's Navy TV comedy series. Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway and Carl Ballantine - funny show, ran for about 4 years. 91 years old - way to go Ernie!!!

Huckabee Wants Masturbation To Equal Murder
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Thank's god ...
By: suneku78. on 21 Nov 08, 14:20:46
Thank's god Huckelberry didn't make it...

huckabes a retard
By: TotalAniolation. on 14 Nov 08, 00:05:15
huckabes a retard

back when abortion ...
By: davidj3383. on 06 Nov 08, 23:35:59
back when abortion and birth control were illegal, no one was ever charged with 'negligent homicide' for tripping while pregnant. even today, when abortion is illegal after the first trimester, if you trip and fall after the first trimester, you dont get charged with murder...

The REAL question ...
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The REAL question is: Why are the "huckabees" of USA still walking the streets? They belong in a home somewhere.

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MMMMMM YUMMY!

Huckabee is a ...
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Huckabee is a complete moron

WTF!
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WTF!

Chunksloth: You ...
By: socalkickboxer. on 09 Sep 08, 10:06:14
Chunksloth: You make me want to eat my girl friend's fetus.

So not only can I ...
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So not only can I NOT fuck who I want to, I can't jack off either? Fucking god damn fundie republicans. If you masturbate you and everything you touch will be unclean for 7 days! Leviticus 15:16-18

I don't want to get ...
By: Encyclopeteia. on 14 Mar 08, 23:51:43
I don't want to get into stupid YouTube wars with a religious zealot. I don't ignore facts, I ignore religious zealotry that people pretend pass for facts. A master's degree in microbiology probably trumps the pro-life special you watched on the religious network champ. You're the reason Bush was elected 8 years in a row, and why we waste billions on abstinence only education. Good bye. :)

ANOTHER dumb reply ...
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ANOTHER dumb reply that doesn't argue any facts/points of my post. Seriously, this is like 4 of your replies that are completely trash. Scientifically, you are wrong. You ignore that. You just ignore points, and snipe at what you can. How pathetic. YOU FAIL.

"In the right ...
By: chunksloth. on 14 Mar 08, 23:38:42
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Gosh, it's you ...
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Gosh, it's you again. Another dumb post that doesn't argue my point BECAUSE IT CAN'T. You just changed the subject. FAIL. Enjoy being a Bush-like retard.

What a dumb comment.
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What a dumb comment.

LOL I like how ...
By: chunksloth. on 14 Mar 08, 23:32:57
LOL I like how people have rated you down even though you are scientifically right. It just shows that the left is the same as the right - they don't care about truth. They only care about winning. The Young Turks is just a second-rate, liberal, Rush Limbaugh.

we are ...
By: Kno63. on 07 Mar 08, 06:10:59
we are overpopulated if less people are bornes this way better

i think ...
By: halo400000. on 06 Mar 08, 21:00:19
i think masterbation is okay but when they start fucking around with fertilized eggs, thats messed up. i think those people should get fined

Irrefutable ...
By: plg45. on 05 Mar 08, 21:37:21
Irrefutable scientific fact: Life begins at conception. Be thankful you weren't aborted when you were an embryo or fetus.

oh, I just dropped ...
By: mrmackeymkaymkay. on 05 Mar 08, 19:51:12
oh, I just dropped a sacred egg...would I be punished?

Lol.
By: TheLiberator55. on 05 Mar 08, 10:06:03
Lol.

yeeeay!
By: rickymad82. on 05 Mar 08, 05:14:55
yeeeay!

Huckabee dropped ...
By: tastypaper. on 05 Mar 08, 04:33:28
Huckabee dropped out! Masturbation is safe! For now....

Actually, they are ...
By: ankprat. on 01 Mar 08, 02:58:05
Actually, they are protecting FERTILIZED eggs, so that's not true.

Moreover, doesn't ...
By: ankprat. on 01 Mar 08, 02:55:48
Moreover, doesn't this seem to imply that the sane vote would not have come out in favor of Democrats anyway?

there is no sane ...
By: GretchenDawntreader. on 29 Feb 08, 17:50:42
there is no sane vote to come out in Colorado. Didn't they pass one of those hetero-only marriage state-sponsored discrimination amendments?

Billy Connolly ~ Masturbation
Posted by: Climbatize

Video duration: 342 seconds
Global video hits: 385325

Advice on how to do it and if you get caught :D
From "Billy and Albert". Recorded at the Royal Albert Hall 1987

Related: masturbation

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i find the best ...
By: wilco148. on 20 Nov 08, 22:36:35
i find the best thing to say is 'fuck off, i am having a wank' they soon get the message

Oh, wait...i ...
By: ChloeInScotland. on 20 Nov 08, 19:56:11
Oh, wait...i thought this was the wee song he sang, but it's not. my bad.

Wooohoo, this is my ...
By: ChloeInScotland. on 20 Nov 08, 19:48:18
Wooohoo, this is my ringtone

yeh hahahahah i ...
By: GaryLDN. on 15 Nov 08, 02:29:32
yeh hahahahah i swear its funniest joke iv ever heard i embarrased myself by crying wiv laughter for bout an hour round an exes @ xmas one year lol

Eee or eee always ...
By: sophiealee. on 15 Nov 08, 00:11:40
Eee or eee always calls me that, haha!

is his donkey joke ...
By: GaryLDN. on 11 Nov 08, 13:50:20
is his donkey joke on ere,, u know the ,, E OR E OR ,,, one

Really i had no ...
By: SK8ERBOYASHE. on 09 Nov 08, 13:57:32
Really i had no idea (sarcasm) Id much rather that scotland was indipenent.

scotland is part of ...
By: dke021. on 09 Nov 08, 06:56:13
scotland is part of britain

you guys got to ...
By: junglist19. on 07 Nov 08, 08:02:39
you guys got to here the one about him taking some pills to make him shit its hella funny

i was just countin ...
By: tomoliver2005. on 07 Nov 08, 00:39:21
i was just countin ma willys lmao

billys class your ...
By: djcellx. on 05 Nov 08, 04:47:06
billys class your not

Apologies my friend ...
By: dgmg7. on 04 Nov 08, 20:11:09
Apologies my friend you are right of course, A slight Freudian slip, Billy's just the best full stop.

I think the word ...
By: SK8ERBOYASHE. on 02 Nov 08, 12:06:26
I think the word you where looking for was SCOTTISH

omg the funniest ...
By: culturevulture123. on 02 Nov 08, 09:57:25
omg the funniest man alive without a shadow of a doubt! "OH MY GOD!!!!" PEOPLE TEND TO GO A BIT RITA HAYWORTH..."

his pretty funny, ...
By: Omid45. on 02 Nov 08, 08:45:19
his pretty funny, but the fucking audience laugh too much at almost anything.

u finger yourself ...
By: BlackBeltBob08. on 01 Nov 08, 21:35:16
u finger yourself thats nice. but why do u wanna tell everyone?? cause i would think that is something to keep to yourself but maby thats jest me

Absolute genius! ...
By: dgmg7. on 01 Nov 08, 16:39:49
Absolute genius! Billy is the best British comedian EVER.

Everyone I ask ...
By: gottahallpassbra. on 28 Oct 08, 11:19:47
Everyone I ask doesn't do it, I go "You do it?" "FUCKIN' WHAT?!?! I'd rather cut my fuckin' hand off" HAHA I found a new method , I read it in a book, I've never tried it -distant laughter- You calling me a wanker? HAHA What do ya' say? "I was just ahh... Iwas just countin' my willies" HAHA

aye?! what, up the ...
By: chris1314wilson. on 27 Oct 08, 20:38:27
aye?! what, up the fanny? or in the mustard pot?

roflmao
By: datrandomguyuknow. on 26 Oct 08, 20:33:22
roflmao

i finger myself
By: pwnd69x. on 26 Oct 08, 20:05:32
i finger myself

Best excuse ever!
By: Underwaterdreaming. on 26 Oct 08, 00:44:57
Best excuse ever!

*poke* there u go ...
By: attitudepark. on 24 Oct 08, 11:59:48
*poke* there u go lol

Billy connolly is ...
By: WoWismydrug. on 24 Oct 08, 07:11:23
Billy connolly is scottish, just like me, who wants to touch me?! I said who wants to touch me?! :D He is the best!

I found a new ...
By: Gunitstaa. on 18 Oct 08, 12:44:30
I found a new method , i read it in a book i never tried it *background laugh* U calling me a wanker? fantastic one

Lunchroom Masturbation
Posted by: atarian999

Video duration: 132 seconds
Global video hits: 23991

A mash-up of the infamous school film "Lunchroom Manners". Phil is doing what he shouldn't. Fred is confused.
A spoof on old "social engineering" school films.
Now endorsed by VegetaChannel himself!

Related: bizarre, boner, bungle, chubbie, conan, coronet, do, feresten, fred, funny, google, how, improv, jack, jacking, lunchroom, manners, masterbation, masturbatie, masturbation, mr., nozzlerage, obrien, off, out, parody, phil, pulling, spike, stoner, stonervision, strange, to, vegetachannel, viacom, wanking, weird, yanking

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Lmao.That actually ...
By: FiltheeSepsis. on 15 Nov 08, 13:04:41
Lmao.That actually happened at my school.

SICK! Phil likes ...
By: brcbrtn. on 09 Nov 08, 07:52:39
SICK! Phil likes Alice ALOT! BUT HE'S NOT A MR. BUNGLE. Phil always remembers to clean up at the table and wash his hands. Now I know why he got so much soap in the boys room!! Ecch!

roflcopter xD
By: itsyannick. on 07 Nov 08, 17:27:38
roflcopter xD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ...
By: SteveWalrus. on 18 Oct 08, 20:15:42
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

thats hilarious
By: Quarter32. on 15 Oct 08, 20:26:05
thats hilarious

So this is where ...
By: zombie900. on 15 Oct 08, 19:57:24
So this is where the music from the fallout trailer came from

...
By: AnnaxBear. on 03 Oct 08, 17:59:26
ROTFLMFAOLMFAOROFLOLOLOL! LMAOO

Two meanings! ~ | ...
By: shanxizhang. on 03 Oct 08, 15:50:28
Two meanings! ~ |cow| good|!

Ha ha! Yahoo ...
By: atarian999. on 03 Oct 08, 14:41:56
Ha ha! Yahoo Babelfish translation says it meant "cow". That's too funny.

i am a chinese ! it ...
By: shanxizhang. on 03 Oct 08, 07:31:16
i am a chinese ! it is very good ! ??Cool!

(Translation) Cow! ...
By: atarian999. on 02 Oct 08, 12:48:22
(Translation) Cow! I think I was insulted, but I'm not sure. I love it. Cow!

roflmao
By: xxz0diacxx. on 01 Oct 08, 22:55:35
roflmao

LMFAO
By: diddykongfu. on 01 Oct 08, 18:26:17
LMFAO

please tell me you ...
By: Brinah. on 01 Oct 08, 00:36:14
please tell me you made that up! lol

???
By: shanxizhang. on 23 Sep 08, 04:27:19
???

I gave it 5 stars ...
By: RxJohnTNT. on 19 Sep 08, 01:09:50
I gave it 5 stars I went to middle school with a kid named George Thorton who could not keep his hands off himself we use to call him jerkin George he held the school record in circle jerks nobody would shake hands with him

haaaaaaahahahhaaha
By: alanasfile3232. on 30 Aug 08, 04:37:57
haaaaaaahahahhaaha

Oh man! This is ...
By: AiKawashima. on 12 Aug 08, 17:00:47
Oh man! This is funny! Laughing until I stop breathing! I am alive!!!..'^O^':.

WTF this is wierd ...
By: victoriahilton. on 25 Jul 08, 04:54:59
WTF this is wierd but funny lol

Funny!
By: bloodflowerbill. on 12 Jul 08, 01:12:25
Funny!

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