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Extremely Funny Jokes!! LOL?!
Posted by: davedays

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A few well thought out jokes but a well thought out child. Also a joke from friend Zach!

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lol if you were ...
By: flufydude. on 01 Dec 08, 22:55:09
lol if you were eating corn i would call the jokes CORNY!!! aww SHUCKS!!! sorry love puns!!!! good video!!

1 star for you :D
By: Destructed2. on 01 Dec 08, 20:34:59
1 star for you :D

LMFJO.
By: ellendigsyou. on 01 Dec 08, 20:25:55
LMFJO.

This guy is not ...
By: Henrick77. on 01 Dec 08, 20:22:21
This guy is not funny at all......I had mopre fun the last time I contract AIDS from a menstruate prostitute

1:24
By: superpro100. on 01 Dec 08, 17:38:54
1:24

what song is that ...
By: superpro100. on 01 Dec 08, 17:36:47
what song is that from 1:24 to 1:27 and where can i download it!it sound cool!

lol. quite amusing..
By: parisapatel. on 01 Dec 08, 17:25:59
lol. quite amusing..

you suck :o
By: Cowsy. on 01 Dec 08, 16:10:23
you suck :o

lol 1 day b4 my ...
By: SkArReD3297. on 01 Dec 08, 16:01:20
lol 1 day b4 my b-day :d

I heard 7 shots and ...
By: JenB81. on 01 Dec 08, 14:14:04
I heard 7 shots and that gun obviously couldn't hold but 6 bullets...there must have been a second gunman in the grassy knoll lol

- hold your breath ...
By: Beanhead567. on 01 Dec 08, 14:04:31
- hold your breath and copy this - then post it to another video without letting out your breath. - if you can do this your a great kisser!

DUDE!!! my friend ...
By: Chutup19. on 01 Dec 08, 13:38:40
DUDE!!! my friend Gabby owns that sweatshirt right thur :) Fine ass piece of clothing I'd say. XD *subscribed* 5/5. you guys are the SHIT

Haha funny xD - so ...
By: DkMarleneDk. on 01 Dec 08, 10:50:28
Haha funny xD - so great d:

i so didnt get the ...
By: PhoenixFeather201. on 01 Dec 08, 10:42:49
i so didnt get the first one...........lol

oh geez you guys ...
By: imissuguys. on 01 Dec 08, 06:00:25
oh geez you guys kick ass i luv the part 1:50 to 1:52 when dave does this squealy thing and his face goes totally serious

good one i liked ...
By: pimpskater73. on 01 Dec 08, 03:25:33
good one i liked the ending

davedays sucks
By: boomooseSUCKS. on 01 Dec 08, 03:08:26
davedays sucks

...
By: Mileylover127. on 01 Dec 08, 02:48:29
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahaah i think im crying! i say the lisanova thing all the time now lol it was so funnyyyyyyyyyyy hahahaah ohhh good times good times

hahah oh wow where ...
By: xXxXxangelfirexXxXx. on 01 Dec 08, 02:44:59
hahah oh wow where you guys a lil bored hahaha

ok dude..you suck ...
By: SkullBlackRose. on 01 Dec 08, 02:32:41
ok dude..you suck at jokes dont ever say one again dude ok shit i almost vomited

Good thing they ...
By: akulavolk. on 01 Dec 08, 02:23:56
Good thing they rehearsed.

hilarious. haha. ...
By: colorfulwhims. on 30 Nov 08, 23:53:21
hilarious. haha. corny jokes rock. =)

lol
By: thebiggestRIOT. on 30 Nov 08, 23:27:10
lol

lame you suck dude
By: marveeka. on 30 Nov 08, 23:03:54
lame you suck dude

haha... orange u ...
By: BGScuties. on 30 Nov 08, 21:45:30
haha... orange u glad i liked it? haha

Airline Pilot Practical Jokes
Posted by: mig8769

Video duration: 229 seconds
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From Monty Python. If I were ever an airline pilot I would be really tempted to try this...

Related: airline, aviation, flight, joke, monty, pilot, procedures, python, safety

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yes, but they're ...
By: Chameleam. on 26 Nov 08, 06:04:41
yes, but they're easily mistaken.

Oh the good old ...
By: Eruadhiel. on 19 Nov 08, 10:07:42
Oh the good old British comedies! Love em!

HAHA!! awesome!
By: SmileMan08. on 17 Nov 08, 14:48:30
HAHA!! awesome!

Isn't this "how to ...
By: nozero1. on 16 Nov 08, 16:47:15
Isn't this "how to irritate people", not Monty Python?

And tea will now be ...
By: Mayokitty7. on 15 Nov 08, 05:22:45
And tea will now be served!

dumb vid lol!
By: BONETHUGZ099. on 14 Nov 08, 12:03:46
dumb vid lol!

Muuahahahahahaa!
By: cowbrown1. on 10 Nov 08, 23:07:22
Muuahahahahahaa!

so good "there is ...
By: binteybintey. on 07 Nov 08, 20:48:08
so good "there is no need for alarm" then "the wings are not on fire" i find that so funny

classic monty ...
By: spursuk101. on 06 Nov 08, 23:00:27
classic monty python 5*

funny as fuck
By: oshyitalo. on 01 Nov 08, 04:16:19
funny as fuck

brilliant, fucking ...
By: worthythenote. on 30 Oct 08, 01:05:50
brilliant, fucking brilliant!

HA HA HA!!! GENIUS! ...
By: albanianforlyfee. on 25 Oct 08, 02:56:21
HA HA HA!!! GENIUS!!!

...
By: hjrthom. on 24 Oct 08, 13:20:34
hahahahahahahahahehehehehehohohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! lmaoo

very funny god vid
By: ROCKTODALIMITS. on 21 Oct 08, 18:24:31
very funny god vid

...
By: youngestpilotinGa. on 20 Oct 08, 05:37:44
hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh

that punchline is ...
By: DiscoStorm. on 19 Oct 08, 21:34:23
that punchline is bloody fantastic!

jajaaaaaaaaaaa
By: guidobertisch2. on 19 Oct 08, 03:23:19
jajaaaaaaaaaaa

BEST EVER!
By: JMMFilms. on 16 Oct 08, 01:39:05
BEST EVER!

JUMPED OUT..... ...
By: DrHitham. on 14 Oct 08, 00:06:41
JUMPED OUT..... hahahahaha I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P.....? PAX.... hahahah Hilarious ;)

omg, the nonsense ...
By: ThewOrldIssqUare. on 12 Oct 08, 00:44:49
omg, the nonsense part had me rolling on the floor. "the sprill must be released!"

So cool, i love it!!
By: stormbreaker11992288. on 11 Oct 08, 10:24:38
So cool, i love it!!

funny :)
By: fanz100. on 30 Sep 08, 07:21:26
funny :)

jeez mate, u wanna ...
By: moyno85. on 27 Sep 08, 10:12:33
jeez mate, u wanna post the same comment on EVERY monty pyton sketch on Youtube? Get a fkn life cuz

The emergency ...
By: goosebagman. on 24 Sep 08, 05:36:07
The emergency sprill must be released!!! But do not leave your seats!!!

The
By: goosebagman. on 24 Sep 08, 05:33:39
The

$Eli\$

Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 3
Posted by: GoPotatoTV

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See all new episodes of Eli's Dirty Jokes on Cinemax, Saturdays before the 10pm Premiere Movie!
"Rawr"
Eli the Accountant narrates the story of an old safari hunter and his close encounter with the king of the jungle.
Presented by Cinemax
Created by James Tod McFadden and Tyler McFadden
Animation by Doug Bresler
http://www.gopota to.tv/eli.php

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LOL
By: STUARTISAGYPSY. on 01 Dec 08, 16:04:11
LOL

actually works... 1 ...
By: airwave4722. on 30 Nov 08, 08:42:56
actually works... 1. Say your crushes name twice. 2. Say your best friends name 5 times. 3.Post this comment to to 5? videos. 4. Press F8 and your crushes name will appear

this is kinda like ...
By: kingstokie. on 28 Nov 08, 21:21:35
this is kinda like only fools nd horses lol :P

***KISSING TEST*** ...
By: JohnRennieHighSchool. on 28 Nov 08, 19:54:28
***KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't? scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

Oh my god. I just ...
By: yummytacotyrone. on 28 Nov 08, 19:23:47
Oh my god. I just fell down laughing at this, then i pooped in my pants.

***KISSING TEST*** ...
By: julio10462. on 27 Nov 08, 00:49:44
***KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

Haha! I love how ...
By: ArchAngle12. on 26 Nov 08, 22:38:22
Haha! I love how the lion jumpsout and how it roars lol! SCARY!

lol hahaha
By: DECKA1. on 23 Nov 08, 11:56:20
lol hahaha

Man , this one is ...
By: YogiKevin. on 22 Nov 08, 02:46:31
Man , this one is awesome. It is like the best joke yet. Thanks for sharing and making people laugh. Keep on keeping on. Thanks.

HAHAHAHA That made ...
By: FuzzehPeach. on 21 Nov 08, 03:23:03
HAHAHAHA That made me laugh more than it should... xP

funni as fuk fair ...
By: Playboy881. on 18 Nov 08, 22:30:17
funni as fuk fair play tha was wikid hahah

'no just now when I ...
By: MeloDeath31. on 18 Nov 08, 16:16:29
'no just now when I said Rooaargh!' man this is classic stuff right here.

this one wasn't so ...
By: shanny00f. on 17 Nov 08, 23:20:39
this one wasn't so funny

nice
By: rac95. on 17 Nov 08, 21:32:20
nice

he shit his pants ...
By: robotcol87. on 16 Nov 08, 02:41:11
he shit his pants when he tryed to make the sound of the lion, not in the past

50:49
By: TEKM0SIS. on 15 Nov 08, 18:13:57
50:49

That is the ...
By: sk8er6960. on 14 Nov 08, 02:45:42
That is the funniest shit I have ever watched .

hahahahahahaha..... ...
By: chesnut6496. on 14 Nov 08, 02:10:51
hahahahahahaha...... i dont get it? jk!!

i could see the gas
By: astosky. on 13 Nov 08, 15:32:53
i could see the gas

hahaha
By: sussy8690. on 13 Nov 08, 03:57:54
hahaha

...
By: astosky. on 13 Nov 08, 02:25:02
hahahhahahahahahahaha

lol
By: greendayrox12. on 13 Nov 08, 00:50:04
lol

LOL d papas a freak
By: jUmPiNgJaHoSaFaX. on 09 Nov 08, 23:31:59
LOL d papas a freak

lol niiiiiice
By: lensrose. on 09 Nov 08, 17:03:54
lol niiiiiice

Haha, funny shit ...
By: Z3llix. on 09 Nov 08, 13:06:25
Haha, funny shit this episode was.

The Miley and Mandy Show! Jokes
Posted by: mileymandy

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stupid jokes..... a few shout outs..... and acting crazyyyy .... AS USUAL!
By the way a legit video is on its way and were always open to suggestions let us know if you have any awesome ideas! xoxo Miles and Manderzzzz

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I don't get it.
By: Asianised. on 01 Dec 08, 21:50:37
I don't get it.

hey miley my cousin ...
By: RandomVideoz8337. on 01 Dec 08, 21:12:44
hey miley my cousin luvz u!

Mandy seems likes ...
By: summerbabyx0x. on 01 Dec 08, 21:09:02
Mandy seems likes Mileys sidekick. I mean shes 5 years older than her. isn't it a little weird to hang out with kids a lot younger then you?

danni and lozz show ...
By: thedanniandlozshow. on 01 Dec 08, 20:37:13
danni and lozz show :) WAATCH.

this is really ...
By: 08funnygirls. on 01 Dec 08, 20:16:52
this is really werid!

not funny what so ...
By: RandomSongPro. on 01 Dec 08, 18:14:25
not funny what so ever.

love this vid. get ...
By: MissKemi. on 01 Dec 08, 15:22:28
love this vid. get humour.

hehehe so stoned ...
By: linkisgoth. on 01 Dec 08, 07:18:49
hehehe so stoned right now, this is so funny

your silly gooses!
By: JstTera99. on 01 Dec 08, 07:02:23
your silly gooses!

omg miley you are ...
By: jiiniiah. on 01 Dec 08, 05:55:23
omg miley you are so cool you have an amazing voice. and your jokes are funny expecially the pink panther one

hahaha i love it
By: alixspaz. on 01 Dec 08, 04:46:43
hahaha i love it

She said the chicks ...
By: pinkiskewl12. on 01 Dec 08, 04:05:59
She said the chicks name and then took a long breath...because her name was so long. Yeah...the jokes not that funny....but Mileys laughing is. ;)

stupid video
By: dani7lo. on 01 Dec 08, 02:12:15
stupid video

omg. i love yu ...
By: matldaandroxy. on 01 Dec 08, 01:30:54
omg. i love yu guys yall r sooooo awesome. i laugh everytime i watch yur shows. :]

Hehe I Start ...
By: hannah1cyrus. on 01 Dec 08, 00:50:25
Hehe I Start Laughing out Loud everytime I See This Or Any Mileymandy Video

you sound drunk!!!? ...
By: Bel365. on 01 Dec 08, 00:42:53
you sound drunk!!!??? really funny though...just don't turn into a britney spears

what was the joke ...
By: forsexyluv. on 30 Nov 08, 23:05:26
what was the joke at the end????

AHAHAHAHAHHA THATS ...
By: TigerGirl7194. on 30 Nov 08, 22:57:44
AHAHAHAHAHHA THATS SO FUNNY not..

your gay !!!!!!!!!! ...
By: mcjklol. on 30 Nov 08, 22:26:27
your gay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!jk i love your show so ccan u say my name on your show my name is mackenzie cote from lisbon conecticuit thanxx

thats actually ...
By: TheMoonshoeCrew. on 30 Nov 08, 22:22:48
thats actually really funny because i know EXACTLY what your talking about hahaa.

when are u doing a ...
By: macfebul. on 30 Nov 08, 21:57:31
when are u doing a concert in rexall in edmonton? just a question

lol you're not ...
By: sunlightangel87. on 30 Nov 08, 20:55:09
lol you're not drunk are you? lol j/k very funny made my day "where does the lone ranger take his trash" :) keep doing thing like this very funny

Miley why do you do ...
By: TheRJShow101. on 30 Nov 08, 20:47:50
Miley why do you do idiot things because first off you take nasty pictures and everything

this is a funny ...
By: tifke94. on 30 Nov 08, 19:45:18
this is a funny video's i can't stop laughing haha

lol haha i had a ...
By: 831musicalmadness149. on 30 Nov 08, 19:39:25
lol haha i had a good laugh from this you guys are funny

Sarah Silverman and her racist jokes
Posted by: vic975

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Is it normal for a girl raised in a Jewish ghetto?
This video of a racist rabbi looks kind of similar.
http://www.youtub e.com/watch?v=Jepuht Ogv5g

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She's funny as hell ...
By: phoenixaz76. on 01 Dec 08, 22:56:19
She's funny as hell!!!!!

What?! Martin ...
By: 11AFI11. on 01 Dec 08, 22:23:35
What?! Martin Luther King, was NOT a racist. All the stuff Sarah says is fucking funny though. People who take offense have no sense of humor.

The pinhead who ...
By: crisbastap. on 01 Dec 08, 21:23:00
The pinhead who posted this video (vic975) is such a moron, he doesn't realize Silverman was making fun of bigots. So this stupid bigot posts her videos on Youtube and calls her names that bigots like to use. Bigotry and stupidity have a way of manifesting together in the same person. Hey, maybe that's because bigotry flourishes in stupidity.

Truth. Suggesting ...
By: Bakasai. on 01 Dec 08, 19:13:42
Truth. Suggesting otherwise is absurd.

"She is clearly ...
By: 000266617. on 01 Dec 08, 17:22:31
"She is clearly making fun of people who are actually racist" So Nobel Peace Prize winner Martin Luther King who fought for civil rights in a nonviolent way who was for bringing people together and equality was racist? (Silverman makes crude comments about him)

She is clearly ...
By: taybyers. on 01 Dec 08, 16:44:02
She is clearly making fun of people who are actually racist.

haha this is awsome
By: btq06. on 01 Dec 08, 16:28:04
haha this is awsome

No, she isn't funny ...
By: Sazzylilsmartazz. on 01 Dec 08, 13:53:30
No, she isn't funny. She's a racist bitch. Sarah SilverShit!

this bitch an't ...
By: thutopaulgaotingwe. on 01 Dec 08, 12:45:30
this bitch an't funny... I can't laugh at her jokes. Try harder!

Haha what's a KIKE? ...
By: PlusPlusPlus01. on 01 Dec 08, 06:54:42
Haha what's a KIKE? Don't you mean 'peace of Cake trash?' or 'peace of trash-cake?' :/ Meow I'm confused.

"This shows that in ...
By: 000266617. on 01 Dec 08, 02:03:34
"This shows that in order for her to have conceived the joke, she must actually have a positive attitude toward MLK." Nah, a racist can make many jokes about minorities and they don't have a positive attitude towards them. Yes, it's "childish and ridiculous slander", but it isn't very funny and being funny is the main goal of a comic. It just doesn't work. Does she also have a positive attitude toward Paris Hilton and the others she attacked?

I don't see what's ...
By: lmyshkin. on 01 Dec 08, 01:54:43
I don't see what's so racist about this. The humor derives from the fact that her supposed shitting on MLK, which she sets up to be a big deal, is really just a bunch of completely childish and ridiculous slander, and the absurdity of the expectation that something so inane and retarded can degrade a great man in any way. This shows that in order for her to have conceived the joke, she must actually have a positive attitude toward MLK.

Really. I ...
By: 000266617. on 30 Nov 08, 23:09:10
Really. I understand it. But she sucks at it. As one person wrote (I said the same thing and saw it later) "unlike other meta-bigots, she doesn't insulate herself with fictional characters: Her persona--an incestuous, genital-obsessed, racist narcissist--looks and sounds exactly like Silverman herself. She delivers even the most taboo punch lines with almost pathological sincerity"

She's so damn funny ...
By: phoenixaz76. on 30 Nov 08, 21:34:16
She's so damn funny!!!

not really. you ...
By: lucy090909. on 30 Nov 08, 11:06:05
not really. you don't understand her humor.

lol i love sarah
By: shyneclinton. on 30 Nov 08, 08:23:13
lol i love sarah

LOL
By: SamsungGlydeLover. on 30 Nov 08, 04:55:12
LOL

he's so pissed that ...
By: gknight4. on 29 Nov 08, 21:43:21
he's so pissed that she made a joke on Paris Hilton... how sweet...

omg she's so ...
By: esnesza. on 29 Nov 08, 21:39:30
omg she's so fucking funny (: i

Vic975... What the ...
By: rmhanzel. on 29 Nov 08, 21:30:28
Vic975... What the fuck dude? What is so bad about her? And why are you making videos to 'try' to bash her? They only prove how funny she is.

Making a MLK joke ...
By: 000266617. on 29 Nov 08, 19:19:56
Making a MLK joke is like making a Joke about Shindler or the Chinese guy who saved the lives of many Jews. King won the Noblel Peace Prize and all of these men have contributed, not anti-semitism and hate, but good. Weird for a Jew to say this about King. Ironic, that 0nly people who would love to hear it is anti-semitic racists types.

"Martin Looser King ...
By: 11AFI11. on 29 Nov 08, 18:40:46
"Martin Looser King" AHAH!! I fucking love this girl!

bitch!!
By: cod4sn1p3r. on 29 Nov 08, 17:46:48
bitch!!

Think about her ...
By: BabyBird77. on 29 Nov 08, 14:13:42
Think about her comedy guys... By being so very over the top with her insults, she's basically saying there is nothing to insult. She's not really being racist because she's not actually making fun of 'black people' or any race, she is making fun of a black person. Luther King is seen as almsot a saint, that is what she is making fun of, not his race. You guys need to think a bit. X

That's just bad ...
By: kiwi4life4fun. on 29 Nov 08, 13:51:27
That's just bad taste... It's plain not funny

Jimmy Kimmel goes to black barbershop to see how to properly joke on Barack Obama
Posted by: visiontellie3

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Jimmy Kimmel goes to black barbershop to see how to properly joke on Barack Obama

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Big Upps to Jimmy ...
By: overtimetheman. on 01 Dec 08, 21:33:34
Big Upps to Jimmy Kimmel, he's the comedian of the new millenium...

That my good sir, ...
By: Tinjar1. on 01 Dec 08, 19:02:33
That my good sir, is logically impossible, these guys shows it off as an outer shell, but Bush is really trying his best ^^ ..gotta love jimmy kimmel :D

fuck you
By: xxxxsjdxxxx. on 01 Dec 08, 18:46:48
fuck you

so die already!!!
By: Pnev07. on 01 Dec 08, 14:55:46
so die already!!!

Nope, fact she is ...
By: havoc1310. on 01 Dec 08, 13:36:17
Nope, fact she is fugly. And the tree reference, that's just a phrase, but hot damn I like the reference now. I'm gonna use it more often.

The entire IQ ...
By: sinopo. on 01 Dec 08, 05:56:11
The entire IQ working in the barbershop is less than George Bush's

Shut up slave
By: xxxxsjdxxxx. on 01 Dec 08, 03:04:47
Shut up slave

Shut up you ...
By: CapricousCapricorn1. on 01 Dec 08, 02:52:29
Shut up you worthless degenerate.

As a black american ...
By: sloansv. on 01 Dec 08, 02:51:23
As a black american, I will pray for you. Apparently, you've not met many. Because the percentage of decent blacks is equal to the percentage of decent whites, even considering they've just been allowed to have equal access to jobs and education within the last 40 years. Peace and God help you and your ignorance.

you people?
By: OpsMiller. on 01 Dec 08, 02:51:05
you people?

"his policies have ...
By: a1gaius. on 30 Nov 08, 22:47:30
"his policies have a big penis" LOL

Am white and i ...
By: saraheta. on 30 Nov 08, 20:13:00
Am white and i don't have a problem with people who have diffrent colour than mine!it's just like havin a different coloour on your hair or eyes!

Too funny! I ...
By: videogirlzzzzzz. on 30 Nov 08, 16:21:42
Too funny! I sooooo enjoyed this clip.

That`s stupid of ...
By: xxxxsjdxxxx. on 30 Nov 08, 13:58:19
That`s stupid of you to say, in Iraq we fight and kill us "soldiers" but black are bitches who don`t have balls to fight for anything, many of you are junkies and criminals, the prisons are full of you people. Why the fuck do you people want to be hated all the time??? no one likes you people. You tell me to stay here and die? IF i die, then i will die FIGHTING. Salam

stay in iraq i hope ...
By: philly1537. on 30 Nov 08, 11:20:12
stay in iraq i hope u die

michelles butt is ...
By: moosheep. on 30 Nov 08, 06:54:15
michelles butt is delicious

I don`t know why, ...
By: xxxxsjdxxxx. on 30 Nov 08, 00:48:27
I don`t know why, but i just hate black americans with all my heart. (But i love Obama)

Nope, it's just ...
By: sloansv. on 29 Nov 08, 17:40:14
Nope, it's just your opinion.Oh and hitting the branches was a reference to being an ape right? Anyhow, you have got to have enough intelligence to know that beauty is truly a personal,cultural preference. So that's a fact you can't change.Peace...

You can go on and ...
By: havoc1310. on 29 Nov 08, 15:42:08
You can go on and on about her shape and whatever other shit, but her face is ugly, she hit every branch on the way down. That's not opinion, thats a fact.

You called his wife ...
By: sloansv. on 29 Nov 08, 04:20:43
You called his wife a troll..I'm trying to broaden your cultural awareness. His wife, by black American standards is not a troll. My point was that she is very desirable to black men. You have to be judging her based on your standards of beauty -which couldn't be black.Her shape alone makes her a desirable black woman - to the few black men that every other race of women haven't grabbed up.

lol rims on air ...
By: kourttg115. on 29 Nov 08, 03:12:11
lol rims on air force one. dats good lol dis was funny

nice nice
By: plywo. on 28 Nov 08, 22:18:36
nice nice

That black dude ...
By: CapricousCapricorn1. on 28 Nov 08, 22:14:50
That black dude sitting across from Jimmy and the one in the blue jacket are HAWT!, just sayin'!

So how does ...
By: havoc1310. on 28 Nov 08, 18:16:24
So how does European women come into play?

ANd do you realize ...
By: sloansv. on 28 Nov 08, 17:31:15
ANd do you realize that stringy haired, flat butt, european women are 'trolls' to the majority of non-european people. And Michelle's phsyique alone makes her very attractive to someone of her cultural background.

Margaret Cho - Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay?
Posted by: ItalianDude88Returns

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Warning: Mature Language.
Some more funny clips by Margaret Cho, now focus is on a lesbian cruise, and Margarets personal experience. LOL!

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Goto __IHATEJEN(.) ...
By: 702477446666. on 01 Dec 08, 21:42:45
Goto __IHATEJEN(.)COM__ ls short skirts

"So So many gays. ...
By: fag187. on 27 Nov 08, 06:32:52
"So So many gays. All over the world!...But not Korea not Korea!" lmfao "Horse #2, no dick for me!"

maybe one day you ...
By: Amaya9008. on 25 Nov 08, 21:04:14
maybe one day you grow up to be PE teacher. HA!!! funny cuz my PE teachers were lesbians. lol.

"Maybe one day you ...
By: calcurox. on 25 Nov 08, 07:05:38
"Maybe one day you grow up to be PE teacher" HAHA!!!

1=or herx4 lol xX
By: nitemaric. on 24 Nov 08, 11:46:53
1=or herx4 lol xX

LOVE. Pure love...
By: freundeskreisvideo. on 23 Nov 08, 16:28:55
LOVE. Pure love...

lol, i was jk...i ...
By: yndarjabelo. on 23 Nov 08, 10:43:46
lol, i was jk...i just don't like margaret cho...everything else i said i already kno was bullshit

sorry to disappoint ...
By: LauraMamMusic. on 23 Nov 08, 09:31:01
sorry to disappoint you. I'm just a Khmer person who happens to like Margaret Cho. And you are just a person who manages to show his insecurities even though the internet seems to provides us all with anonymity. Wow an insecure person who also happens to like Margarett Cho! Try to include those in your categorizations of people. Cheers!

what about slut ...
By: ispyb. on 23 Nov 08, 07:26:09
what about slut pride!!

no dick for me... ...
By: xoabbyy51. on 23 Nov 08, 00:37:20
no dick for me...thank you. AHAHAAAHAHAH! i love her! this had me like on the floor cryinggg i was laughing so hard!

that's cuz ur gay, ...
By: yndarjabelo. on 22 Nov 08, 01:36:51
that's cuz ur gay, lol

I'm Khmer and i ...
By: LauraMamMusic. on 21 Nov 08, 14:04:32
I'm Khmer and i find her to be extremely funny.

lol, nice
By: Hyperactivexp. on 19 Nov 08, 23:18:58
lol, nice

I loved Margaret's ...
By: cwealth8. on 19 Nov 08, 18:16:03
I loved Margaret's performance when I attended the Beautiful concert tour. She knows the gay community amazingly well. Mike Andrews Dante's Cove Remix

I'm bisexual and I ...
By: Tastentier. on 19 Nov 08, 09:52:30
I'm bisexual and I find her funny :) But it might be that her jokes only work in the Western world, since most people here are sexually repressed. I'm too. Christian upbringing will do that.

Even if it were ...
By: electroluxia. on 19 Nov 08, 03:01:48
Even if it were true that "actually, only gays, whites and east asians think she's funny," that's still billions and billions of AWESOME people. Like TONS! Have a nice...whatever. XOXO

LOL, that one was ...
By: yndarjabelo. on 18 Nov 08, 03:55:20
LOL, that one was pretty good. ur better than margaret cho XD

Apparently, you ...
By: SpykeVampyre. on 17 Nov 08, 18:45:32
Apparently, you must too because you are here commenting on this video. =]

actually, only gays ...
By: yndarjabelo. on 17 Nov 08, 14:12:12
actually, only gays, whites and east asians think she's funny...no cham, khmer, lao, etc. thinks she's got jokes

lol, good one kid
By: yndarjabelo. on 17 Nov 08, 14:11:15
lol, good one kid

only people with a ...
By: juicyXD. on 17 Nov 08, 10:29:43
only people with a sense of humor think margaret cho is funny...sorry to say

only gay people ...
By: yndarjabelo. on 17 Nov 08, 09:15:39
only gay people think margaret cho is funny...sorry to say

Slut pride!
By: barefootgirl42. on 17 Nov 08, 03:02:40
Slut pride!

lol i wana go on ...
By: skittlesorignalfruit. on 15 Nov 08, 05:42:33
lol i wana go on dat boat!

am i gayyy? am i ...
By: toxicstonerbetch. on 15 Nov 08, 04:52:32
am i gayyy? am i straight?! .... nope, im just slutty :D WHERES MY PARADE D:

Demetri Martin - These are Jokes - My Top 10 Moments
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http://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/These_Are_J okes
http://en.wikiped ia.org/wiki/Demetri_ martin
My favourite Jokes of Demetri´s Album "These are Jokes"
#87 - Top Favorited (All Time) - Comedy - Germany

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You know it's true ...
By: bootleggersouth. on 30 Nov 08, 17:29:16
You know it's true love when you go to the trouble of stealing your girlfriend a poem fromt he bathroom stall of the gambling boat.

can you explain ...
By: fjdksla243. on 30 Nov 08, 04:24:01
can you explain that, i never got it

lmfao demetri is ...
By: soccer69567. on 29 Nov 08, 22:21:11
lmfao demetri is my favorite.

He means that ...
By: drakebell8. on 29 Nov 08, 15:21:18
He means that somebody wrote "Toy Story 2 sucks" or something along those lines, and he wished he had a pen to say "Toy Story 2 was ok"

Both Demetri and ...
By: dawsoncomedy. on 29 Nov 08, 06:44:30
Both Demetri and Mitch are huge influences on my stand-up comedy. If you get a minute, check out some of my stand-up clips by clicking on my user name and see if you agree!

i will! thanks =]
By: iithematchesii. on 28 Nov 08, 17:05:41
i will! thanks =]

mitch hedberg and ...
By: niceshirtchung. on 28 Nov 08, 07:11:51
mitch hedberg and demetri martin are my two favorites.

Check out Mitch ...
By: Spartiala. on 28 Nov 08, 06:39:06
Check out Mitch Hedberg. He's got a similar style (no guitar though).

OHHHH!!!! hahaha!!!
By: chimchar817. on 28 Nov 08, 00:35:43
OHHHH!!!! hahaha!!!

I think he means if ...
By: Brunkie. on 28 Nov 08, 00:06:52
I think he means if you're saying sorry its like sorry for your loss where as if you're saying I apologies its like you killed them. or done something funeral unfriendly maybe x

HAHAHA!! i just got ...
By: chimchar817. on 27 Nov 08, 22:39:15
HAHAHA!! i just got the part about the amputee!! ive seen this vid like a hundred times!! hahaha lmao but i dont get the last one... ill have to think about it

i've never heard a ...
By: iithematchesii. on 25 Nov 08, 23:28:36
i've never heard a comedian like him before. he's just awesome. he pulls off the guitar thing too. some comedians just CAN'T do it. he's awesome, in my opinion =]

haha that was gonna ...
By: fortunatfool09. on 25 Nov 08, 20:05:14
haha that was gonna be the thing that he wrote if he had a pen

ok thnx
By: Sk8EdgeBlog. on 25 Nov 08, 11:19:18
ok thnx

I'VE UPLOADED ...
By: hogo01. on 25 Nov 08, 06:06:04
I'VE UPLOADED DEMETRI'S "Comedy Central Presents..." Check it out on my channel for the whole gig!

the part about toy ...
By: bosen012. on 25 Nov 08, 01:39:00
the part about toy story two makes sense based off of another one of his jokes about graffiti. You should find that one.

i dont get the part ...
By: Sk8Edge15. on 24 Nov 08, 21:15:43
i dont get the part about toy story 2 ???

I love how every ...
By: bignose101. on 24 Nov 08, 00:27:48
I love how every jokr starts out with some chuckles an then everyone starts laughing as they get the joke

"Watch for children ...
By: Scrappy1929. on 23 Nov 08, 01:19:18
"Watch for children ... That sounds like a fair trade!" Haha, you got to love Demetri Martin. That hangman one was hilarious too. XD

Playing Super Busy ...
By: MNjohnPaRaMoRefan. on 22 Nov 08, 22:24:36
Playing Super Busy Hospital...2. im trying to operate on a man who's been shot in the face 57 times. HAHAHA! Demetri Martin is so funny! lmfao

dude me too!!!R.I.P ...
By: crypto6496. on 22 Nov 08, 20:17:25
dude me too!!!R.I.P Mitch

demetri martin and ...
By: mrawsomepants355. on 22 Nov 08, 15:06:14
demetri martin and mitch hedburg are my 2 favorite comedians

um...yes lol
By: egyptiangel320. on 20 Nov 08, 03:36:49
um...yes lol

He is the ...
By: ThisIsntLeonard. on 19 Nov 08, 23:55:16
He is the re-incarnation of Mitch Hedberg

perfect!
By: ImABuddhist. on 19 Nov 08, 23:05:35
perfect!

Margaret Cho - Gay Men Jokes
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Warning: Mature Language.
These are some gay jokes from Margaret Cho, that I find kinda hilarious. haha!

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penis breath, take ...
By: EliteBusJr. on 01 Dec 08, 22:10:00
penis breath, take your puckered anus elsewhere FAGGOT

You are such a ...
By: a5000l. on 01 Dec 08, 21:58:48
You are such a flirt! :)

manhole lover, lube ...
By: EliteBusJr. on 01 Dec 08, 20:14:47
manhole lover, lube your anus and go play with yourself FAG

You love it!
By: a5000l. on 01 Dec 08, 07:09:16
You love it!

"we went to the ...
By: lostismyconstent. on 30 Nov 08, 19:09:44
"we went to the prom with you" STORY OF MY LIFE! NO JOKE!!

whooo...! for ...
By: ElectricFrench. on 29 Nov 08, 23:00:18
whooo...! for hetero phobic :D

Love her!!! So ...
By: billyboylb. on 29 Nov 08, 21:10:26
Love her!!! So glad I'm gay!!! Mormons and Catholics should be shot dead!

yup your gay, so ...
By: EliteBusJr. on 27 Nov 08, 19:32:38
yup your gay, so whats it like getting it up the shit box from another male?

Let's see: gay men ...
By: buddmar. on 26 Nov 08, 01:52:14
Let's see: gay men - fags, heterosexual men - straights ... thank you for clearing that up for me. I was a little confused. I thought straight men were fags. Eh, what's the difference? They all want blow jobs.

Heterosexual men ...
By: kevinrgood. on 25 Nov 08, 03:27:32
Heterosexual men are straight

gay men are fags
By: mbm13213. on 24 Nov 08, 18:50:01
gay men are fags

haha... u need ...
By: lazykido. on 23 Nov 08, 15:37:35
haha... u need 2suck cck to get that muscle definition! lolz...

HILARIOUS! gotta ...
By: d3lyishere2012. on 21 Nov 08, 10:21:11
HILARIOUS! gotta love Margaret Cho!

All fags should be ...
By: FOREX07. on 20 Nov 08, 04:09:04
All fags should be exterminated!

Its the truth! ...
By: FOREX07. on 20 Nov 08, 04:08:00
Its the truth! Fuckin liberal!

your comment ...
By: yumlemonjuice. on 20 Nov 08, 02:41:50
your comment demonstrates just how badly education is needed in america...what a retard you are.

"I am heterophobic. ...
By: electroluxia. on 19 Nov 08, 03:13:19
"I am heterophobic." L.O.L.!

Gay mans favourite ...
By: CarpMagic95. on 18 Nov 08, 18:33:09
Gay mans favourite film?.... -- SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG -- as it reminds him of his more romantic nights.

Thank god for gay ...
By: barefootgirl42. on 17 Nov 08, 03:12:32
Thank god for gay men indeed! :)

SHUT UP CUNT!
By: FOREX07. on 16 Nov 08, 06:59:11
SHUT UP CUNT!

All fags voted for ...
By: FOREX07. on 16 Nov 08, 06:52:18
All fags voted for that fag elect OBAMA!

I knew something ...
By: JRRDPR. on 14 Nov 08, 15:34:46
I knew something was up with Karl Lagerfeld,but who cares if he's got a fucking fan?:-)) Faggott is my kind of guy tto.Fag-hag big time!!Hurray for Margaret and her fans!!!

what of straight ...
By: carlairving. on 13 Nov 08, 02:46:25
what of straight couples using contraceptions? I guess it makes them mentaly disabled and worthless as well?? What of sterile people, or elderly??? Are they worthless??? I'm a woman, not a f***ing reproductive machine, idiot!!

but they adopt all ...
By: lovely267. on 11 Nov 08, 09:32:28
but they adopt all the time and hire women to have kids for them so thier still parents and gay is a choice you dont choose to be gay ur born that way.its ppl that r gay and live thier lives strait and miserble who have the mentle problem...they wind up coming out after like 10 -25 yrs of being married with like four kids...thats more messed up then just being who u are from the start...well i could be wrong its my opinon.. but the born like that part is based on facts

I can't even tell ...
By: duduthedeathcouch666. on 11 Nov 08, 04:02:22
I can't even tell if that was a joke... I don't know what to say...

McCain Tells Rape Joke & Other Bad Jokes
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Is the media racist? We get over 4 days media coverage of Jesse Jackson's comment saying he wants to cut Obama's cock off, but this story gets almost no media attention.

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Not even a funny ...
By: lalamorgannn. on 01 Dec 08, 01:23:10
Not even a funny joke.

wow. a joke.
By: Kallyiscrazy. on 01 Dec 08, 00:30:55
wow. a joke.

snore
By: leondevlin. on 30 Nov 08, 19:59:58
snore

I know! One joke! ...
By: LadyLexiLego. on 30 Nov 08, 06:08:37
I know! One joke! They blow everything out of proportion.

OMG a joke in 1986!
By: ownag3r. on 27 Nov 08, 04:38:52
OMG a joke in 1986!

Mccain alright, ...
By: KaneTheBong. on 26 Nov 08, 22:43:42
Mccain alright, he's not government material but hes an ok guy. I hate reporters, there sooo ennoying

what a ass hole º¤ ...
By: AcidTosS. on 26 Nov 08, 15:38:39
what a ass hole º¤ø?¸¸?ø¤º°¨ ?ø¤º°¨ ¨°º¤ø? OBAMA ?ø¤º°¨ Copy and paste ¸?ø¤º°¨ ROCKS!? ``°º¤ø?¸ If you believe in the ø¤º°¨¸?ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø?¸¨°º¤ø FUTURE OF AMERICA

Who cares
By: arnedelfinus. on 25 Nov 08, 14:16:10
Who cares

He looks very much ...
By: 5550828. on 24 Nov 08, 08:05:47
He looks very much like the late Budd Dwyer.

It's amazing how ...
By: veganthrope. on 23 Nov 08, 09:58:03
It's amazing how poorly McCain's campaign handled this issue. It's yet another example of the way McCain's poorly managed campaign made one terrible decision after another. One can only imagine how disastrous a McCain White House would have been.

???????????????? ?? ...
By: klaz48. on 22 Nov 08, 08:59:12
???????????????? ???????????????? Copy&Paste ???????????????? If Ur? GLAD MCCAIN ???????????????? Lost!!! ???????????????? ????????????????

I'm glad Obama won, ...
By: Jellogel. on 21 Nov 08, 18:35:17
I'm glad Obama won, I voted for him in fact, but John McCain is a good man, and a good American. Lighten up Olbermann, a joke is a joke, it's not real, that's what makes it a joke. Let's not lose our sense of humor America

McCain's double ...
By: spacestate. on 18 Nov 08, 04:47:53
McCain's double talk Express has gotten Nastier.

"...the elderly, ...
By: prismacolored. on 17 Nov 08, 02:43:31
"...the elderly, even before he joined their ranks..." Haha, this guy is mean. xD

lol he always says ...
By: Sicknastyfresh88. on 16 Nov 08, 14:25:15
lol he always says he doesnt remember saying something because his old senile ass forgets everythng

oh god MSNBC is so ...
By: modestoca25. on 16 Nov 08, 11:39:50
oh god MSNBC is so Liberal biased, you'll never see them show the video of Obama saying he visited 57 states and has 2 more to go... you'll also never see the video of him refusing to salute the flag at an event with top Dems around him who were saluting....Or how about the video of Obama saying "his Muslim faith" in a supposedly slip.....look it up, it's on youtube, it's him on video and his voice, you can't deny that fact!

McCain is 72 years ...
By: NewFutureAmerica. on 15 Nov 08, 00:11:37
McCain is 72 years old right now.

Wow, he's kind of a ...
By: GentleMama2Mine. on 14 Nov 08, 00:14:28
Wow, he's kind of a jerk.

McCain is an ...
By: mikeadk. on 13 Nov 08, 20:43:17
McCain is an old-money rich boy who got his ass kicked by Bush Jr. in 2000, so that tells you all you need to know about him. His political career will soon be over. What a piece of shit. And he continuously votes against the veterans. What a fucking creep, man. See how he grinds his jaws when he talks about killing Iraqis? Fucking garbage.

by 2012 he'll get ...
By: alextheromanian. on 13 Nov 08, 17:11:43
by 2012 he'll get ellected into a retirement home...if in 70 some years he hasnt become wiser he wont by 2012.

???????????????? ? ...
By: CaveofTwoLovers. on 13 Nov 08, 09:05:29
???????????????? ???????????????? copy paste ???????????????? if ur? GLAD MCCAIN ???????????????? lost!!! ???????????????? ????????????????

too bad , the ...
By: joewoo127. on 11 Nov 08, 23:17:40
too bad , the miserable , cynical old bastard lost. TOUGH LUCK ! theres always 2012 maybe he and Todd Palin will win then , or Joe the Plumber ..... BRILLIANT ! ah ha ha ha ha " can't win em' all " "better luck next time "

What´s all about?? ...
By: olmaBLN. on 11 Nov 08, 03:41:04
What´s all about?? Jokes made 1986 ( 22 years ago... ) Jesus, no, not anybody of you all made ANY jokes about ethnic minorities, disabled, etc... All shiny, holy ministrants and nuns...

the media is racist ...
By: connorsworld. on 09 Nov 08, 17:39:50
the media is racist there is a black comedy channel but we are not aloud a white comedy channel

good thing Obama won
By: PIZZACHICKENCHEESE2. on 09 Nov 08, 08:14:30
good thing Obama won

Let the blonde jokes begin
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A vegetarian blonde makes a fool of herself on TV.

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'Birds' is very ...
By: TeruBozu1993. on 01 Dec 08, 14:03:38
'Birds' is very general. That's like saying the same about Mammals.

Well...good thing ...
By: shadowslider11. on 01 Dec 08, 07:57:48
Well...good thing she's gorgeous...

Because birds are ...
By: botchalism. on 01 Dec 08, 05:18:11
Because birds are fucking stupid while pigs are smarter then dogs. Killing deers would bring back Bambi nightmares and cows come on cows are such gentle giants. Birds are rats with wings.

r u serious?
By: vollygirl59. on 01 Dec 08, 01:25:15
r u serious?

A chicken is a bird ...
By: Crystal7113. on 30 Nov 08, 20:40:21
A chicken is a bird, what's funny about that?

This might just be ...
By: Annendk. on 30 Nov 08, 18:11:17
This might just be the dumbest thing I've ever heard :D

lol
By: via1408. on 30 Nov 08, 16:00:14
lol

Why?
By: TeruBozu1993. on 30 Nov 08, 01:05:51
Why?

I'd kill birds but ...
By: botchalism. on 29 Nov 08, 04:19:52
I'd kill birds but I'd never kill a pig, cow, deer, etc..

Nothing can ever ...
By: killiansirishred08. on 29 Nov 08, 00:43:51
Nothing can ever restore her dignity...although it doesn't matter since she's too stupid to notice.

xD so wtf is a pig?
By: jnaruto123. on 28 Nov 08, 03:54:11
xD so wtf is a pig?

ahahahahaha i cant ...
By: LordofBobz. on 28 Nov 08, 03:26:13
ahahahahaha i cant stop laughing ahahaha

hot and stupid... ...
By: komjj. on 28 Nov 08, 01:06:43
hot and stupid...just the way i like it! jk lol

1.hold your breath ...
By: zezima97. on 27 Nov 08, 10:10:47
1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

ide hit it.
By: wolfman1224. on 27 Nov 08, 05:27:09
ide hit it.

sorry, even if you ...
By: wolfman1224. on 27 Nov 08, 05:26:41
sorry, even if you did that without taking a breath you still not a good kisser.

***KISSING TEST*** ...
By: snakeblade97. on 26 Nov 08, 22:00:51
***KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or? anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

my last post was in ...
By: BlueFlame1365. on 26 Nov 08, 14:35:49
my last post was in response to someone else..

don't worry, we get ...
By: wanote26. on 26 Nov 08, 12:38:58
don't worry, we get it

***KISSING TEST*** ...
By: cddd9. on 26 Nov 08, 01:46:06
***KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

and a cat is a bug
By: IwannabeaROCKstar14. on 26 Nov 08, 00:12:42
and a cat is a bug

oh god!
By: IwannabeaROCKstar14. on 26 Nov 08, 00:11:58
oh god!

No...
By: Oijok. on 25 Nov 08, 22:14:11
No...

lol stupid blonde
By: Superowl3. on 25 Nov 08, 20:08:31
lol stupid blonde

***KISSING TEST*** ...
By: Ginnerjay. on 25 Nov 08, 18:13:11
***KISSING TEST*** dont't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and? paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

Obama - Jokes, Comedy - Very Funny [ 2008-01-19 ]
Posted by: MrObama

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Barack Obama making fun of Hillary Clinton in Nevada.
Obama talks about experience, his weaknesses and radioactive waste dump in Yucca Mountain. Very funny :-)
ALL OF HIS CONCRETE POLICY:
www.barackobama.c om/issues
** YOU WILL FIND OBAMAS GREATEST SPEECHES IN MY FAVORITES AND PLAYLISTS **

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You tell em' Barack!
By: Tyiina. on 30 Nov 08, 03:37:13
You tell em' Barack!

the funniest part ...
By: akmauro. on 29 Nov 08, 23:50:28
the funniest part is actually from 0:20-0:45

is he saying yuppy ...
By: Obelisk2290. on 29 Nov 08, 17:32:21
is he saying yuppy or what near the end

haha :DD
By: Feilur89. on 26 Nov 08, 23:03:07
haha :DD

Thanks for bringing ...
By: LiberalDemocrat83. on 26 Nov 08, 06:22:11
Thanks for bringing back painful memories of the campaign season.

I agree and Obama ...
By: tgoodfella. on 26 Nov 08, 01:53:26
I agree and Obama got my vote. Good to hear that.

The "civilian ...
By: mostlyawake. on 25 Nov 08, 16:45:10
The "civilian security force" they are talking about is a quote Obama gave talking about Americorps and infrastructure builders. Obama was talking about how instead of having the levies break and bringing the army in, we need an "army" of builders, social workers and volunteer citizens rebuilding America to keep it safe. Of course, the nuts took that clip to show Obama wants a "private army." They think environmentalism is a plot of the NWO. In other words, they are EXTREMELY lost.

You're a very ...
By: MPCHustle. on 24 Nov 08, 14:33:31
You're a very hilarious inbred from the backwoods of Ohio. Conservatives kill me.

real mature lol..
By: flarget123. on 24 Nov 08, 02:32:34
real mature lol..

What fucking ...
By: kefkahkefkah. on 23 Nov 08, 17:49:04
What fucking civilian security force are you talking about? and how are they the idiots, when its you that clearly is making shit up.

The Edwards quip ...
By: noumenasafe. on 23 Nov 08, 06:41:04
The Edwards quip was hilarious.

Im from Europe and ...
By: CrispyTreats. on 23 Nov 08, 06:31:39
Im from Europe and I have to say that europeans like Obama very much, it seems that finally america has a president that americans can genuinly be proud off, a man that will rule and represent americans well, at home and on the international scene. America has a huge impact on the world, so it is very importante issue for the international community who rules the land of the free.

Yes I agree!
By: gustrapos. on 22 Nov 08, 22:20:34
Yes I agree!

previous reply to " ...
By: nmoudgil. on 22 Nov 08, 04:47:24
previous reply to "Miss Republican" pixy"69"25..see the weird thing is I am not a Democrat or Republican..but the ignorance of Republicans is just Disgusting! I rather have a president REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT to run the "best country in the world" as a president who is running the "best country in the world" and the least I can do is support that president..but republican rather support failed party..oh btw Bush was a very good friends with ENRON executive "Kenny Boy" lol KEN LAY! Nice president!

hahah "Bush had to ...
By: nmoudgil. on 22 Nov 08, 04:39:11
hahah "Bush had to do what he had to do"? Man I love republican cuz they have the mantra to get all the "dumb" americans in confidence...it's awesome...they do run a great campaign cuz dumb people will always like them...even if they come to their house and burn their house on fire..haha it's hilarious how people live in the fantasy world...Clintonz are the biggest crook cuz they created 22 million jobs and cut the debt literally in half..BUTTT "bush did what he had to do"..um cut jobs in half!

You're so ignorant. ...
By: sublime95. on 21 Nov 08, 04:45:24
You're so ignorant. You said all of us? Not all of us dumbass. Americans that "don't voted?" I'm sorry but we live in a free country. It means we can vote for whoever the fuck we want. I'm sorry if your country doesn't give you the privilage to vote for you you want.

it certainly is ...
By: sasquatch111856. on 21 Nov 08, 04:20:59
it certainly is evident that the dumbing down of america is well under way. i hope obama's change for the u.s. is to encourage more americans to learn the english language and take grammar and spelling lessons. no child left behind isn't working.

I wonder if all ...
By: soulshaker51. on 20 Nov 08, 15:54:15
I wonder if all those idiots in the crowd will be laughing when Obama's civilian security force comes for them.....

woohoo turn the ...
By: stevejonas1088. on 20 Nov 08, 11:41:01
woohoo turn the page to a new chapter. Titled Clinton 2.0 which may not be as bad as the last eight years, yet somehow Obama has contradicted himself just a lil bit in this speech.

fucking assholes... ...
By: jonebundy. on 20 Nov 08, 07:35:51
fucking assholes...you all americans add the worst and the most stupid and ignorant president in all history of mankind. "BUSH" = United States of America Obama is better IN EVERY ASPECTS than bush for sure. WAYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER. Americans that don´t voted in Obama are ridiculous, shame on you, trash supporters.

The Monica incident ...
By: pixy6925. on 20 Nov 08, 00:36:16
The Monica incident took tax payers money, so wheather it was over-rated or not is not up for debate. The point is Clinton was an asshole and a liar. And the Clinton years that were so good were because of Reagan. For me the verdict is still out on Obama. He most certainly will NOT be able to do all that he has promised. He will see being President is not an easy job. There were reasons why Bush did what he did. As for the Clintons, they are the biggest crooks this country has every seen.

obama sucks hes so ...
By: jordan23221. on 19 Nov 08, 22:00:06
obama sucks hes so gay

dont tlk about ...
By: xjohnnyriotx. on 19 Nov 08, 21:14:02
dont tlk about anybody like that. its ppl like u that make other countries hate ours

damn nagger
By: mohawkowns. on 19 Nov 08, 20:53:01
damn nagger

in my opinion you ...
By: LzI. on 19 Nov 08, 17:04:22
in my opinion you could kill babies as long as they are younger than 1 year old :p

umer sharief cracking jokes about amitabh bachan.part 1
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must watch- umer sharief in stage show cracking jokes about hindustan amitbah bachan aishwarya rai kareena kapoor, its must watch video too funny lol enjoy.

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bakra kistoon pay ...
By: afzaal1988. on 29 Nov 08, 11:27:37
bakra kistoon pay part 4

hello mr afzaal yar ...
By: adnanurrehman. on 20 Nov 08, 12:59:53
hello mr afzaal yar plz tell me the name of this show or plz upload complete show i am waiting for you reply ok

no its laughter ride
By: wangahsan. on 11 Nov 08, 18:40:07
no its laughter ride

YES
By: afzaal1988. on 21 Oct 08, 08:37:35
YES

is this called ...
By: RDXRD. on 21 Oct 08, 00:16:35
is this called comedy??

Accessvishal the ...
By: afzaal1988. on 18 Oct 08, 18:27:09
Accessvishal the real pain is in your sisters pussy, becasue i have just done her

plz leave amitabh ...
By: raju152207. on 13 Oct 08, 13:04:05
plz leave amitabh bachchan ji alone.....he s gud man n hes only dng his wrk

it's not good to ...
By: erbse86. on 24 Sep 08, 21:17:44
it's not good to make fun of anyone

Azaan.... ...
By: ranazohaibaijaz. on 15 Sep 08, 05:40:28
Azaan....SubhanAllah....

LOL......Also ...
By: haimiao. on 09 Sep 08, 16:18:26
LOL......Also Islamic batein bi hoi is clip main jo bahut acha hai.great job Omer bhai

watch both parts. ...
By: afzaal1988. on 23 Aug 08, 19:10:30
watch both parts. umer sharif will come aswell

this is not umer ...
By: mohammad580. on 23 Aug 08, 18:55:42
this is not umer shareef

nothing special.. ...
By: ramandude89. on 29 Jul 08, 23:53:17
nothing special.. but i have to say that omar shariff is a fine actor and this is not his finest performance.. :(

se is umer sharif's ...
By: eddyvohra. on 23 Jul 08, 22:24:51
se is umer sharif's realtime wife..

wow she's hot
By: sshah1987. on 22 Jul 08, 23:21:23
wow she's hot

By the way who is ...
By: itsmeUVI. on 22 Jul 08, 19:33:05
By the way who is this Actress? Right now I am enjoying watching her. she is really vey beautiful. I believe she is a Pakistani actress. What is her name?

OFFCOURSE I DO.
By: afzaal1988. on 20 Jul 08, 18:55:32
OFFCOURSE I DO.

Still you love to ...
By: indianspartacus. on 20 Jul 08, 17:05:11
Still you love to watch them?

Amitabh is a great ...
By: generationnext9000. on 11 Jul 08, 22:38:53
Amitabh is a great actor,,,,, he has a big respect in Pak as well... it was not funny at all.

haha, like he said. ...
By: afzaal1988. on 09 Jun 08, 09:09:22
haha, like he said. we watch the girls hehe oh and your other comment wont be approved

come one dude.. you ...
By: yearoldadit. on 09 Jun 08, 01:18:15
come one dude.. you know netter than that... ur army generals are big time fans.. they actually kicked out come civilians in a premiere of an Indian movie. Nothing wrong - we love it that you love our movies.. but you dont have to deny it!! I love N.F. Ali Khan - so what big deal!! With some sense in the politics, you cud actually get to see the original print also.. instead or pirated ones! hehehe

I agree with u.... ...
By: ansarnisar. on 31 May 08, 05:45:09
I agree with u....its fun to listen to his jokes.lets just njoy it and not get into details.

this isnt good ...
By: buoynextdoor. on 28 May 08, 19:31:11
this isnt good comedy at all.......shameful when it comes from umer sharif

this aint even ...
By: halogenma. on 26 May 08, 03:16:15
this aint even funny!no doubt pakistani comedians are coming to india in search of work.afzal,the fact that you are speaking about religion says a lot about the kind of fanatic that you are.try not to make fun of hindi next time,you suck at it!

yh we are paki, and ...
By: afzaal1988. on 14 May 08, 12:41:49
yh we are paki, and yes we are making fun of hindi lol

$Scary Movie\$

Scary Movie' Blowjob Jokes Compilation
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I was watching the movie again and noticed there were too many of these jokes... they're funny but... too many?

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0:50 to 0:52 is ...
By: WARMAKER1814. on 22 Nov 08, 01:33:34
0:50 to 0:52 is when the guy just gets fucking decked! man he is just leveled!

ok 0:50 to 1:00 ...
By: WARMAKER1814. on 30 Oct 08, 02:02:00
ok 0:50 to 1:00 that guy get fucking destroyed

Its "Bump Bump . ...
By: soappy14. on 25 Oct 08, 16:15:20
Its "Bump Bump . Not Pam Pam

best 2.55
By: aante9111. on 24 Oct 08, 20:41:22
best 2.55

so fuking funny lol
By: major786. on 23 Oct 08, 12:11:28
so fuking funny lol

i dont get it what ...
By: GhostFighta4. on 23 Oct 08, 00:58:08
i dont get it what does that have to do with a blow job oh wait i get the dick in the vaccuum comment thats filarious(Fucking Hillarious

these movies are ...
By: zackmeadows1. on 22 Oct 08, 18:25:45
these movies are way too overrated

i want some sexy ...
By: countryq234. on 19 Oct 08, 14:27:38
i want some sexy subscribers! S

JESUS!!! goddamb ...
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JESUS!!! goddamb!!

YEAH!! THATS IT!! ...
By: vinkie35. on 11 Oct 08, 13:36:31
YEAH!! THATS IT!! WOOHOO!! xD why doesn't he got a henry vacuum cleaner xD with those eyes.. sorry henry!.. Xd

look how the call ...
By: evil88882. on 09 Oct 08, 21:09:00
look how the call ended when that girl called dufy

"You thought you ...
By: icewolfers. on 24 Sep 08, 05:00:46
"You thought you will just climb trough my window and we will play pam-pam?" she's so unbelievable cute. Love U Anna

first off u sucked ...
By: oneidababe. on 08 Sep 08, 00:03:12
first off u sucked my dick lol

same here xD
By: radaxy. on 07 Sep 08, 17:17:57
same here xD

Don´t disturb me ...
By: D77X. on 27 Aug 08, 09:58:37
Don´t disturb me when i cleaning my room XD

you forgot the one ...
By: Joeguy1092. on 23 Aug 08, 21:57:59
you forgot the one where there having a press conferences and doofy walks up? to the mic and says gal swallows.but over all good 5/5.

no way in hell i'd ...
By: darkpalidin. on 23 Aug 08, 16:20:53
no way in hell i'd do it. it's gross, but we have a dyson at my house and it'd rip everything right off.

wow that comment ...
By: steveman6497. on 21 Aug 08, 18:49:08
wow that comment actually made me laugh

This is all hard to ...
By: rha101. on 19 Aug 08, 00:14:25
This is all hard to swallow.

Lol how old are ...
By: Lindellz0r. on 16 Aug 08, 18:23:15
Lol how old are you're friends?

when you sub ...
By: cyber29045. on 15 Aug 08, 17:51:17
when you sub subscribe every time the person you sub scribed to makes a videl they tell you

it's in the outtakes
By: shadowteamdarklol. on 14 Aug 08, 21:20:40
it's in the outtakes

wonder if that ...
By: Andyxiko. on 13 Aug 08, 15:24:45
wonder if that vacum cleaner shit really works loool tough i wont dare to fucking attempt it

never saw the last ...
By: jamesthekenny. on 12 Aug 08, 17:28:09
never saw the last 1 b4

indeed! XD when i ...
By: MrIdiotPro. on 12 Aug 08, 10:29:50
indeed! XD when i watched it with my friends no1 understood that except me so i was the only one laughing XD

bob saget dirty jokes
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Bob Saget of Full House and America's Funniest Home Movies does a stand up bit in Vegas.

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Mother Fucker
By: AndrewMFL. on 30 Nov 08, 03:20:17
Mother Fucker

i have farce of ...
By: Flakyfan1994. on 26 Nov 08, 20:51:31
i have farce of the penguins it is funny

The movie he made ...
By: Atreyu1611. on 25 Nov 08, 15:11:20
The movie he made called "Farce of the Penguins" was fucking hilarious..there were so many celebrities in it

bob bob bob. ...
By: xxlimpyleg. on 25 Nov 08, 00:46:20
bob bob bob. clean or dirty, not funny.

bob saget's ...
By: hockeyplaya2724. on 24 Nov 08, 03:12:46
bob saget's commentary in americas funniest videos is horrible

y bob saget? Why!! ...
By: pianogal95. on 15 Nov 08, 13:26:40
y bob saget? Why!! u were so nice on tv!

now... it's the bob ...
By: wdhsk4. on 14 Nov 08, 02:46:24
now... it's the bob saget, faggot.

kyle???? (why ...
By: orangie84. on 07 Nov 08, 08:58:09
kyle???? (why does he remind me of Kyle Broflovski here...) Kyle, you are not Bob saget!! no wait... Mruuph a muraha merrmeh What do you mean that IS bob saget kenny? holy sh-- dude!!

3 things?
By: Terrorizzzm. on 02 Nov 08, 02:02:17
3 things?

Holy Shit his jokes ...
By: add1ctedg33k. on 01 Nov 08, 00:59:23
Holy Shit his jokes about Kimmy Gibler Are Hilarious, he calls her a bitch, lmao i hate that little whore

this is so ...
By: guitarbutt. on 31 Oct 08, 03:23:45
this is so hilarious. btw, who the fuck talks during a comedy show?

he is so valger i ...
By: LUNCHBOX762X39. on 29 Oct 08, 03:06:50
he is so valger i love it!!!!!

2 things not funny ...
By: marylovesmagic. on 25 Oct 08, 15:32:00
2 things not funny from full house bob...& the Twins

then u have,nt seen ...
By: tommystros. on 20 Oct 08, 22:37:59
then u have,nt seen jim Jeffery's :)

please don't read ...
By: jennnnyloovesyoou. on 19 Oct 08, 03:28:16
please don't read this.u will get kissed on the nerst possible friday.by the love of ur life. tomorrow is gonna be the best day of ur life. however if u don't post this comment to at least 3 vidoes u will die with in 2 days.now if uv started reading this don't stop this is so scary.sernd this to 5videos in 143 min.when ur done press f6 and ur crushes name will appaer on the scearn in big letters. this is so scary cuz it really works

he looks like a ...
By: 6VENOMS6LEGIONS6. on 17 Oct 08, 22:37:12
he looks like a black haired jerry spinger i swear to god lmfao

BOB SAGET
By: JDMQ45. on 16 Oct 08, 00:42:38
BOB SAGET

Bob Saget is the ...
By: 8data. on 16 Oct 08, 00:00:01
Bob Saget is the dirtiest man that fell off the television circuit

Wish the pople ...
By: lostmic. on 14 Oct 08, 21:33:55
Wish the pople holding the cam would shut the fuck up! But thanks for the post =p

Saget is great, hes ...
By: fretlogic22zz. on 10 Oct 08, 14:40:27
Saget is great, hes one of my favorite comics, the great thing about him is not everyone expects him to be so lude and crude and dirty. its fucking funny

He was always like ...
By: bskingkong. on 08 Oct 08, 23:46:23
He was always like this lol, my dad went to college with him...he's always been hilarious too.

my dog licked my ...
By: pen2855. on 08 Oct 08, 15:45:44
my dog licked my balls.....my dog licked my balls

i didn't know bob ...
By: flyfisher413. on 07 Oct 08, 23:25:14
i didn't know bob was so dirty, the only thing i really rember about him is full house. hot shit you have changed!

ohhhh.. ok
By: fairyprincess246. on 07 Oct 08, 05:37:17
ohhhh.. ok

listen to 3-24 and ...
By: cookie123d. on 06 Oct 08, 23:29:00
listen to 3-24 and you will find out why i feel sorry for his dad

The Big Bang Theory - Sheldon Funniest Jokes - Part 1
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compilation of Sheldon Funniest Jokes - Part 1
- The Big Bang Theory
Check my channel to watch Part 2
Credict: CBS

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