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Dane Cook - Not so Kool-Aid
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lol? his dad would ...
By: danecookct2004. on 03 Dec 08, 19:48:13
lol? his dad would beat him with a toaster? wtf just for a jug of juice bustin through the wall dane must hate toasters lol

ohh yaaaaaaaaaaah
By: XFfan01. on 03 Dec 08, 04:42:58
ohh yaaaaaaaaaaah

dude i love dane ...
By: kougagirl2. on 03 Dec 08, 03:27:59
dude i love dane cook

funny that stuff is ...
By: jv9ufxcy. on 03 Dec 08, 02:50:03
funny that stuff is hilarious

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
By: Godzillafreak94. on 03 Dec 08, 02:20:40
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

sorry i just wanted ...
By: smileysmiles100. on 03 Dec 08, 01:50:24
sorry i just wanted to watch something about koolaid cuz im drinking it

LMAO funny crap man
By: candianhcokeyfreak. on 03 Dec 08, 00:58:50
LMAO funny crap man

yoyo its meo
By: yoyoegamer. on 03 Dec 08, 00:31:17
yoyo its meo

i am gonna beat ...
By: musicman7988. on 03 Dec 08, 00:11:34
i am gonna beat with a toaster ohhhhh yeahhhh

and y is this???
By: MadinaLakeFan4. on 02 Dec 08, 23:50:19
and y is this???

Then Whats Your ...
By: AnotherDimension099. on 02 Dec 08, 22:53:25
Then Whats Your Excuse?

your slogan should ...
By: rakusaa2. on 02 Dec 08, 06:59:11
your slogan should be 'oh no, what have i done to this beautiful home?'

don't touch me
By: loopguru66. on 02 Dec 08, 03:18:50
don't touch me

haha thanks cool ...
By: ZaNessaIZ4ever456. on 02 Dec 08, 02:25:32
haha thanks cool mmhhm lol his juice box hanging out

"mmmm thanks cool."
By: winxgirlalways. on 02 Dec 08, 01:25:34
"mmmm thanks cool."

My stomach hurts ...
By: winxgirlalways. on 02 Dec 08, 01:23:28
My stomach hurts everytime i watch this

Lol!!!
By: browneyedgirl2515. on 02 Dec 08, 01:06:23
Lol!!!

LOL he's so funny
By: SelGomez1991. on 02 Dec 08, 00:49:19
LOL he's so funny

Yeah, to bad he ...
By: xxmichael9110. on 02 Dec 08, 00:20:08
Yeah, to bad he couldnt act..

Yeah, too bad Mac ...
By: ccwilson1994. on 02 Dec 08, 00:10:31
Yeah, too bad Mac can't act.. lol

lol!! oh yeah
By: gubbabubbaskaters. on 01 Dec 08, 22:40:08
lol!! oh yeah

and russel peters, ...
By: 1a1a2a3a. on 01 Dec 08, 21:53:08
and russel peters, who is 10 times funnier

i saw the name on ...
By: kbotreau1. on 01 Dec 08, 21:38:16
i saw the name on tv and came to youtube him... ok bitch. and it is my opinion fuck off!

so halarious man
By: Mosspelt4. on 01 Dec 08, 21:02:42
so halarious man

dane cook is the ...
By: willimax18. on 01 Dec 08, 17:45:58
dane cook is the king of comedy well besides bernie mac. rip.

Dane Cook-Crying
Posted by: oOSeXiLeXiOo

Video duration: 557 seconds
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Dane Cook explains crying...sooo freakin true..helps me everytime I'm upset, haha.

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This is hilarious! ...
By: shigure300. on 04 Dec 08, 04:05:47
This is hilarious! "I hate having you by the way, that's what happens when you get drunk." XXXD That's my favorite line, this whole thing is so true!

ROFL the mirror ...
By: meghan7474. on 04 Dec 08, 02:31:11
ROFL the mirror part is soo true!! i do that all the time when i cry!! haha embarassing but true :]

ONT READ THIS! One ...
By: jeffduran1980. on 04 Dec 08, 01:39:34
ONT READ THIS! One day a young, 5 year old boy did not get the toy clown wanted for Christmas, and he wished his family would die. The next day a bloody clown came and slashed him, and his family's throats. If you don't copy and paste this to five videos the clown will come to your doorstep tomorrow with a chainsaw and kill you violently if you don't copy and paste this to 5 videos right now.

"i was in korea." ...
By: slauterhaus. on 04 Dec 08, 01:02:51
"i was in korea." "i'm having a tough fucking LIFE." bwahahahahaha

hey kylie i love ...
By: candianhcokeyfreak. on 04 Dec 08, 00:53:46
hey kylie i love you soooo much

haha LMAO!!!!! He ...
By: blondecowgrl009. on 04 Dec 08, 00:35:12
haha LMAO!!!!! He speaks the truth! Only he makes it seem so good...and he is perfect at acting it out!

sorry...DONT READ ...
By: Funny2k4o. on 03 Dec 08, 23:07:50
sorry...DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE? OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

Lol, ratings: ...
By: xiphas7. on 03 Dec 08, 08:31:48
Lol, ratings: 21,337 Isolate: 1337 1337:leet

totally!! and dane ...
By: Bubbly21. on 03 Dec 08, 06:57:42
totally!! and dane cook made me cry...by laughing.

ooo yea true
By: DcLover5093. on 03 Dec 08, 05:26:57
ooo yea true

Blue Honda! dude ...
By: tfnxNightmare. on 03 Dec 08, 03:46:06
Blue Honda! dude was crying! lmao

soo funny but soo ...
By: geeklove15. on 03 Dec 08, 01:34:04
soo funny but soo true

So do I, for some ...
By: Riverstar123. on 03 Dec 08, 01:00:35
So do I, for some weird reason... xD

no u
By: AiFCSgirl. on 03 Dec 08, 00:53:32
no u

i know makes u cry ...
By: rawnation666. on 03 Dec 08, 00:46:56
i know makes u cry way more and ur dads like u little baby suck it up! lol

Weep-a-thon!! xD
By: Riverstar123. on 02 Dec 08, 23:55:53
Weep-a-thon!! xD

So freakin' true... ...
By: oohhahh101. on 02 Dec 08, 23:09:57
So freakin' true.....

so ture ^_^
By: earthy205. on 02 Dec 08, 23:05:33
so ture ^_^

thats true!!!
By: kcking55. on 02 Dec 08, 22:05:13
thats true!!!

I always watch ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 21:13:00
I always watch myself cry in the mirror, DC spreaks the truth

omg soooo true once ...
By: tootsie915. on 02 Dec 08, 21:09:56
omg soooo true once i came home from scewl and just cried 4 no reson it felt rly good though

this makes me laugh ...
By: baileybundy. on 02 Dec 08, 06:59:32
this makes me laugh all the time lol

question, how long ...
By: dudetextme. on 02 Dec 08, 03:19:36
question, how long do these shows even last, i know he already stopped but im just curious

OMG , thats so true ...
By: JonasPlanetarium. on 02 Dec 08, 01:20:36
OMG , thats so true when your crying and your mom trys to make u feel better ut makes u cry EVEN MORE!!

4 million views!!! ...
By: SplashrokProductions. on 02 Dec 08, 01:12:12
4 million views!!! good 4 u

Dane Cook - vicious circle - Brain Ninjas
Posted by: silentsushix3

Video duration: 579 seconds
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God damn you brain ninjas....

Related: circle, comedy, cook, dane, hbo, stand-up, vicious

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i love daneeeee <3
By: PinkPirate8184. on 04 Dec 08, 02:51:47
i love daneeeee

HES ON DRUGS!!
By: dannysuru. on 04 Dec 08, 02:15:48
HES ON DRUGS!!

he is not! he's my ...
By: credeismine24. on 04 Dec 08, 00:27:50
he is not! he's my hero!! your a dickwad.. bahaha

he is like one of ...
By: CaNGg1H. on 04 Dec 08, 00:00:46
he is like one of the world's worst comedian

he does not suck. ...
By: WEEZIEKANIZEE. on 03 Dec 08, 23:32:42
he does not suck. he is hilarious

i have this on tape ...
By: solodude10. on 03 Dec 08, 23:23:11
i have this on tape like vcr tape

i love how he ...
By: peacelovex57. on 03 Dec 08, 23:19:26
i love how he laughs after everything. haha. :)

sorry...DONT READ ...
By: Funny2k4o. on 03 Dec 08, 23:06:45
sorry...DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE? OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

this sucks, his ...
By: okmasko. on 03 Dec 08, 22:42:55
this sucks, his humour is copied from Bill Hicks. Seems absolutely obvious. Bills R.I.P. the best forever....

I've seen Dane Cook ...
By: hej0610. on 03 Dec 08, 22:21:45
I've seen Dane Cook in person and he is hilarous in person. Some people don't like the story-type jokes but you can't deny that he isn't funny.

maybe you don't ...
By: kaz0o0. on 03 Dec 08, 21:53:17
maybe you don't find him funny but other people do like me and dave chapelle is really funny btw

Me and my mate Gel ...
By: RHI2008RHI. on 03 Dec 08, 18:19:25
Me and my mate Gel found that so funny GAWD DAMN THOSE BRAIN NINJAS...wait that's us...

Dane cook sucks.. ...
By: Mast3rChi3f117. on 03 Dec 08, 11:38:36
Dane cook sucks.. go watch Dave chapelle,Ricky gervais and Katt Williams. their my fav comedians

Who is this guy? ...
By: stavrosmaginty. on 03 Dec 08, 10:45:23
Who is this guy? Did all those people pay money to listen to this shit?

Lmao. He's ...
By: br0k3n3. on 03 Dec 08, 07:58:27
Lmao. He's amazingly correct.

so true
By: JGrocks18. on 03 Dec 08, 04:01:51
so true

As long as you say ...
By: TheFragile89. on 03 Dec 08, 03:53:45
As long as you say that, people are going to continue leave negative comments. Not because they are jackasses, but because they are trying to open your eyes to the fact that Dane Cook is an unfunny hack and a "Demon set loose on the earth to lower the standards"

the cry thing SO ...
By: FKKaaaaa. on 03 Dec 08, 03:34:24
the cry thing SO TRUE

i know,i luv ...
By: DoodleTaffy. on 03 Dec 08, 03:01:52
i know,i luv everything he does.especially his impersantion voice!XD

i saw this saturday ...
By: DoodleTaffy. on 03 Dec 08, 03:00:55
i saw this saturday on Comedy Central.its so effing hilarious!tis the 1st time i saw him.and omd ilh!hes so hilarious and smart,and sexy!!

relationshit
By: akatsukirulz1. on 03 Dec 08, 02:39:07
relationshit

If you don't like ...
By: Jareddsj13. on 03 Dec 08, 02:29:26
If you don't like Dane Cook don't leave gay ass comments for us to read.....jackasses

He's hot. Love dane ...
By: EAJGG. on 03 Dec 08, 02:27:14
He's hot. Love dane cook.

do you people just ...
By: spartankills118. on 03 Dec 08, 01:50:43
do you people just look up these videos and leave bad comments... do you have that little of a life... hes good but other peoples impressions sucks...

nice
By: elfred25. on 03 Dec 08, 01:44:29
nice

Dane Cook - The Movies part 1
Posted by: AnimePirate

Video duration: 484 seconds
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Dane Cooks 'a vicious cycle'
This ones my favorite of the show =P

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lmfao cinematic ...
By: ronx9999. on 04 Dec 08, 01:14:38
lmfao cinematic adventures XD

Dane Cook is a ...
By: Grind2Xtreme. on 03 Dec 08, 22:24:58
Dane Cook is a joke-stealing cocksucker.

if i open my eyes ...
By: otakukid34. on 03 Dec 08, 21:13:51
if i open my eyes super wide, mabey suddenly i will be able to see figues lol

ok, well, y dont u ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 03 Dec 08, 20:59:52
ok, well, y dont u go have sex with ur boyfriend u gay faggot...Jonas brother lover!

not even close to ...
By: bulbangs. on 03 Dec 08, 17:45:35
not even close to funny

Hands down the best ...
By: andron489. on 03 Dec 08, 07:21:07
Hands down the best comedian ever!!!!!!

ok, honest to god, ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 03 Dec 08, 01:39:52
ok, honest to god, is fatass ur favorite word? i mean jesus god almighty. i mean ur like fatass, fatass, fatass, fatass. i mean, god! and ok, ur sis did favorite it, w/e. i mean stop calling me fatass!

o sure, ur sister ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 03 Dec 08, 00:17:55
o sure, ur sister favorited it...ok. and fred is funny, u dont like him, then o well, and FOR FUCK'S SAKE please stop calling me a fatass!

yeah yeah whatever
By: SiCkGuiTaR93. on 02 Dec 08, 23:53:43
yeah yeah whatever

somebodys gonna ...
By: SiCkGuiTaR93. on 02 Dec 08, 23:51:38
somebodys gonna pull out a giant dildo and SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!!! HAHA

ok, fuck hole, im a ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 02 Dec 08, 22:21:47
ok, fuck hole, im a sissy fat ass? well ur a dumb fuck. ok. i have no jonas brothers shit favorited whatsoever. jonas brothers are for little sissys, like you. so yea, fuck a pony!

"you big fat fatty"
By: bobrobthe3. on 02 Dec 08, 21:58:54
"you big fat fatty"

"i want something ...
By: bobrobthe3. on 02 Dec 08, 21:57:42
"i want something delicious"

not his best
By: kimmaliardjuk. on 02 Dec 08, 21:25:38
not his best

DUDE!!!THE OTHER ...
By: gamerman001. on 02 Dec 08, 19:01:33
DUDE!!!THE OTHER DAY I WAS DRINKING A MILKSHAKE AND I WAS ALL GUUHHH AAAGGHH!! MAANNN WHY DIDNT U TELL ME THAT WAS SO COOOLD!! lol XD sorry its from a family guy episode

this guy is LAME
By: chriswnyc. on 02 Dec 08, 18:35:57
this guy is LAME

fuck you you suck ...
By: ellariyan. on 02 Dec 08, 08:38:03
fuck you you suck dude, dane cook is the funniest ever.

this guy is not ...
By: realafghancomingsoon. on 02 Dec 08, 07:58:46
this guy is not funny, his more of an idiot then funny.. really whats so funny about this guy? he sucks

hah
By: crossedarrow. on 02 Dec 08, 03:35:37
hah

he's funny, but he ...
By: teleposkyy. on 02 Dec 08, 01:40:32
he's funny, but he steals a lot of his jokes from other comedians. or so i've heard.

i dont wanna insult ...
By: dudetextme. on 02 Dec 08, 01:13:41
i dont wanna insult you, but how can you not find this funny

lol " im carrying a ...
By: 14steph94. on 01 Dec 08, 22:22:21
lol " im carrying a diaper full of goodies" XD

not today captain ...
By: taylorskater94. on 01 Dec 08, 20:56:16
not today captain dildo lol

agreed
By: pickleman124. on 01 Dec 08, 14:50:09
agreed

then why are u ...
By: shuichihero. on 01 Dec 08, 09:01:19
then why are u watching????

Dane Cook - BK Lounge Burger King
Posted by: ClipCartoon

Video duration: 207 seconds
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Dane Cook's funny comedy skit made into an animation of "BK Lounge"
..:: Like these videos? ::..
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large fry ...
By: ladylloyd6969. on 04 Dec 08, 00:52:29
large fry muthafuckaaa!!

lol sweet and sour ...
By: kittyxasia. on 03 Dec 08, 20:42:00
lol sweet and sour sauce on my pussaayyy

WHOPPER!!!!! ...
By: Xxvampiredartxx. on 03 Dec 08, 20:38:11
WHOPPER!!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!

mmmmmm bk
By: danecookct2004. on 03 Dec 08, 19:41:48
mmmmmm bk

omfg I love this ...
By: bambam982. on 03 Dec 08, 17:23:29
omfg I love this video. I laugh so hard every time I see it.

makes me laugh ...
By: BradenXVI. on 03 Dec 08, 03:01:40
makes me laugh everytime!!!

Where'd the fuckin ...
By: matt15648. on 03 Dec 08, 02:04:57
Where'd the fuckin come from?

funniest video eva ...
By: mbplayer18. on 03 Dec 08, 00:52:16
funniest video eva homie

hahaha Where do i ...
By: cheesenips811. on 03 Dec 08, 00:43:16
hahaha Where do i Go?!

extra extra pickle ...
By: justgobananas12. on 02 Dec 08, 23:48:42
extra extra pickle pickles!! LOL!

WHOPPER NO FUCKIN ...
By: 3pink5566. on 02 Dec 08, 23:15:37
WHOPPER NO FUCKIN ONION!!!!!!!!

when it says there ...
By: colombia3229. on 02 Dec 08, 21:14:10
when it says there 10 cars its like 200 cars in the pic

Fucking Hilarious!! ...
By: FretFretTRW. on 02 Dec 08, 21:02:21
Fucking Hilarious!!!?

I love this video. ...
By: Chloerox91. on 02 Dec 08, 20:19:23
I love this video. I watched it yesterday & I was to the point of crying too. It was just that funny! It was crazy! Good job on the animation! :D

WHOPPER NO ONION!!! ...
By: fostermod13. on 02 Dec 08, 00:15:44
WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO so funny god i ...
By: FletchDaddy122. on 01 Dec 08, 23:47:27
LMAO so funny god i was almost crying

i couldn't hear a ...
By: usyc5. on 01 Dec 08, 23:40:08
i couldn't hear a mother**** word she sed. the whopper no onion guy was loud and clear. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO

WHOPPER NO ONION!!! ...
By: Nutmeg1018. on 01 Dec 08, 15:33:26
WHOPPER NO ONION!!!! that part was pure gold

Turn the main down ...
By: nalevang. on 01 Dec 08, 05:45:45
Turn the main down a tad, ok Skid Row?

the animation is ...
By: Buddahforce. on 01 Dec 08, 03:11:30
the animation is genious

haha i love it<3
By: funfriendsfamily. on 30 Nov 08, 23:32:22
haha i love it

its saying like ...
By: lolypopsicle. on 30 Nov 08, 22:09:12
its saying like pickles, cheese, lots of pickles, sweet and sour sauce on my pussssssy!

WHOPPER NO ONION!
By: WordNerd4Cookie. on 30 Nov 08, 21:19:21
WHOPPER NO ONION!

pickles,extra.. ...
By: Chriskill13. on 30 Nov 08, 21:00:14
pickles,extra..pickles,cheese,pickles,cheese?...exuse me wat?.....chicken tender?hahahahah lol

What is it saying ...
By: Tomtyler123. on 30 Nov 08, 20:47:22
What is it saying at 2:02

Dane Cook - Public Restrooms
Posted by: NeWyOrKrAnGeRs7

Video duration: 406 seconds
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Dane Cook Live ?!

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I love Dane Cook ...
By: AkatsukiLover666. on 04 Dec 08, 03:03:09
I love Dane Cook but in these older ones he repeats alot and uses way too many hand motions. But hey you learn over time I still love him though! ^^ LONG LIVE DANE COOK

lol i like shit ...
By: ztw1. on 04 Dec 08, 02:21:47
lol i like shit myself at the end too !!!

accually like shit ...
By: ztw1. on 04 Dec 08, 02:19:19
accually like shit myself at 3:57 - 4:02

Man , is it just me ...
By: dedeironfist. on 04 Dec 08, 01:09:42
Man , is it just me are he kinda seems like jim carey when he smiles real big in this episode??

yay! go dane! #1!!! ...
By: Takers1Luver. on 03 Dec 08, 23:39:06
yay! go dane! #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f u go away
By: Takers1Luver. on 03 Dec 08, 23:38:32
f u go away

o i also hate the ...
By: slaphappy35. on 03 Dec 08, 23:13:22
o i also hate the endin when he strips

usually when i use ...
By: slaphappy35. on 03 Dec 08, 23:10:25
usually when i use the restroom in school i use it to rest and sometimes i sleep

why do they bleep ...
By: bleachbeech1. on 03 Dec 08, 22:47:05
why do they bleep out fagot and God

I love Dane Cook's ...
By: blinkmtt3. on 03 Dec 08, 22:36:03
I love Dane Cook's old stuff. He is so much fun!

Yikezem. So dang ...
By: iDrowzee. on 03 Dec 08, 21:54:36
Yikezem. So dang energetic! That's why he's funny!

This video was a ...
By: Chloerox91. on 03 Dec 08, 20:52:59
This video was a little different than his other ones. He was a little bit spasmodic! LOL! Maybe since he was live he had too much sugar and sweets before he got on stage.

I like listening to ...
By: optimismX0X. on 03 Dec 08, 17:18:50
I like listening to him better than watching him...

what a white guy ...
By: SoccerSkills111. on 03 Dec 08, 16:14:00
what a white guy does when there near your car: Umm Hello. what a black guy does when there near your car: Hey Man Check Out This Mother Fucker Damn. what a Chinese guy does when there near your car: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol Those Where The Best Jokes!!!!!!!!!

Dude, he's acting ...
By: jm2trash. on 03 Dec 08, 11:15:25
Dude, he's acting like a spaz in this one!

watch his other ...
By: Pogra01. on 03 Dec 08, 06:52:20
watch his other videos

its true lol i ...
By: DcLover5093. on 03 Dec 08, 05:08:21
its true lol i love him he;s so hilarious

'I AM DEFINITELY ...
By: iSimz. on 03 Dec 08, 05:02:40
'I AM DEFINITELY NOT ON COCAINE!' : ) he's very comical. but good lord.

Haven't I seen you ...
By: CrispyShambles. on 03 Dec 08, 03:41:25
Haven't I seen you before? Oh yeah, in all of the other Dane Cook video's on Youtube... >.>

I'M SCARRED FOR ...
By: macaroniphoneInc. on 03 Dec 08, 02:15:54
I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!

I'm sorry, but I ...
By: iluvmydoggie. on 03 Dec 08, 01:57:19
I'm sorry, but I think Brian Regan is funnier. This wasn't all that funny really...

wow, this guy is so ...
By: okielaker. on 03 Dec 08, 01:06:31
wow, this guy is so fucking overated.

dane cook is my idol
By: xxangelxxbabyxx. on 03 Dec 08, 01:00:13
dane cook is my idol

dane cook rules
By: rawnation666. on 03 Dec 08, 00:20:11
dane cook rules

noooo i was saying ...
By: 66Element66. on 02 Dec 08, 23:51:54
noooo i was saying that i was reading some comments from a video like a month ago and i remember seeing ur youtube name. AND THEN some guy asked u which way you say ur name.

Dane Cook - Date at the movies
Posted by: rebeleleven

Video duration: 576 seconds
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Dane describes a normal date at the movies.

Related: cook, dane, date, movie

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! L0V3 D@N3 C00K!!! ...
By: andrya12. on 04 Dec 08, 04:05:45
! L0V3 D@N3 C00K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats that i ...
By: BMXkid80. on 04 Dec 08, 02:51:30
whats that i just came oh fuck

4:05 hilarious
By: PRIESTNMR. on 04 Dec 08, 01:47:02
4:05 hilarious

6:50 great!
By: jakattak1298. on 04 Dec 08, 01:36:12
6:50 great!

5:59 hahaha
By: the0name0man. on 04 Dec 08, 00:25:15
5:59 hahaha

fuck yoo motha !
By: Krislex325. on 04 Dec 08, 00:03:26
fuck yoo motha !

3:41 lollll
By: matthewbim10. on 03 Dec 08, 23:32:51
3:41 lollll

lol somebodys gona ...
By: aniakin20. on 03 Dec 08, 22:03:01
lol somebodys gona get a giant dildo an shove it up ur ass!

3:46 fuckin awesome ...
By: BathosMetalDrummer. on 03 Dec 08, 17:02:07
3:46 fuckin awesome ^^

Lol when i went to ...
By: SoccerSkills111. on 03 Dec 08, 16:17:48
Lol when i went to the movies 1month ago they had the chihuha movie commercial on and this guy behind me said i think i lost 20 iq then the next to him said that leaves you at 0 lol everybody was laughing in the theater!

I JUST CAME!
By: AnotherBoii. on 03 Dec 08, 15:10:43
I JUST CAME!

lol
By: arbiter15896. on 03 Dec 08, 14:46:34
lol

i just came. lmao! ...
By: monkeyhat123. on 03 Dec 08, 05:40:54
i just came. lmao! =D

the end is the best ...
By: MnNLunatic. on 03 Dec 08, 04:38:40
the end is the best part!

6:45 shhhhhhh lu lu ...
By: cj350zplayer. on 03 Dec 08, 04:26:22
6:45 shhhhhhh lu lu lu lu lush

7:20 is when it ...
By: efrulz32. on 03 Dec 08, 03:52:48
7:20 is when it starts my favorite part "peto pety tito pety pepe fait peto pety tito pety pepe peto pety tito pety pepe cameron diaz"

gofa cure self
By: Biggs004. on 03 Dec 08, 02:16:10
gofa cure self

banal doesn't ...
By: DEllett18. on 03 Dec 08, 02:11:22
banal doesn't really work for this...

its called the ...
By: icon1991. on 03 Dec 08, 01:59:56
its called the vicious circle

I love Dane Cook! ...
By: 11thsockpuppet. on 03 Dec 08, 01:56:53
I love Dane Cook! He is soooo funny and soooo incredibly banal!!! (banality is the good thing, right?)

where can i find ...
By: LostAtTheZoo. on 02 Dec 08, 23:06:13
where can i find the full video of this shwo by dane cook. i saw it on tv and it was like 2 hours long, anyone know what its called? so i can maybe download it

8:21 fricken ...
By: kire1418. on 02 Dec 08, 03:29:05
8:21 fricken hilarious thats what i do wen i try to put my drink back

yah and you know ...
By: CDoggy92. on 02 Dec 08, 02:39:10
yah and you know the cheese that comes with the nachos, just the cheese, mmmh just the cheese, just the cheese. lol

that is so funny!!! ...
By: XxTjhxX. on 02 Dec 08, 02:37:49
that is so funny!!!! omg i love dane cook!!!

lol he is like a ...
By: lilb0mber. on 02 Dec 08, 01:16:35
lol he is like a professional mime with the cup and the popcorn!

Dane Cook - Sneeze
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Peace Be With You ...
By: AnotherDimension099. on 04 Dec 08, 04:23:33
Peace Be With You And Also With You Lift Up Your Hearts, dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle LMFAO!

What?
By: AnotherDimension099. on 04 Dec 08, 04:17:14
What?

dane cook make's me ...
By: ADHD115. on 04 Dec 08, 04:13:16
dane cook make's me shit

dude...i'm an ...
By: laughinbuddhaboy. on 04 Dec 08, 03:31:10
dude...i'm an atheist and that shit was still fucking hilarious....although i'm not returning as a tree...energy with out consciousness as no bias....it goes were it is directed...so what ever utilizes the energy that was once my body and mind...so be it

Dane Cook is a ...
By: MadamTampini. on 04 Dec 08, 02:36:48
Dane Cook is a douchebag and unfunny.

Not funny at all.
By: 22lambo. on 04 Dec 08, 02:34:34
Not funny at all.

lol 'pront the ...
By: ALilPeiceOfVengeance. on 04 Dec 08, 01:37:07
lol 'pront the bible on him' ahaha!!! Dane is THE comedian!!

The title is the ...
By: zndawg99. on 04 Dec 08, 01:00:53
The title is the Atheist, not Sneeze

No he is one of the ...
By: gingiechow. on 04 Dec 08, 00:50:29
No he is one of the worlds best.

print the bible on ...
By: ittybittyshrew48. on 04 Dec 08, 00:49:35
print the bible on him HAHAH FUNNY AS HELL

1. A word that ...
By: gingiechow. on 04 Dec 08, 00:48:58
1. A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable. -I literally looked this up and this is what it said. I swear!

im sorry..im a ...
By: sexxiibabagurl12. on 04 Dec 08, 00:48:47
im sorry..im a christian haha (not being sarcastic at all)

wut if a fucken ...
By: heatherxxlynn. on 04 Dec 08, 00:05:13
wut if a fucken ghost came out?! hahahah he told u not to... i am windextor! lol

he is like one of ...
By: CaNGg1H. on 04 Dec 08, 00:00:20
he is like one of the world's worst comedian

and ya some people ...
By: peopleoftheworldsuck. on 03 Dec 08, 23:29:21
and ya some people at my school hate me just because of it they dont even know my name they just know that one thing about me so im like WHAT THE FUCK

hey im an aithest ...
By: peopleoftheworldsuck. on 03 Dec 08, 23:26:50
hey im an aithest and i respect other peoples beliefs i dont think thats nice but the begining is sooooooooooo funny

sorry...DONT READ ...
By: Funny2k4o. on 03 Dec 08, 23:06:59
sorry...DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE? OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

wtf, get a life
By: ComedicCrap. on 03 Dec 08, 22:40:19
wtf, get a life

:D favorite one ever
By: LAAUREN. on 03 Dec 08, 22:00:44
:D favorite one ever

snarky |?snärk?| ...
By: kankruo507. on 03 Dec 08, 21:50:53
snarky |?snärk?| adjective ( snarkier, snarkiest) informal (of a person, words, or a mood) sharply critical; cutting; snide : the kid who makes snarky remarks in class. ? cranky; irritable : Bobby's always a bit snarky before his nap.

Go watch Chapelle ...
By: winner1215. on 03 Dec 08, 20:39:05
Go watch Chapelle stuff then, and dot come here and watch if you dont like it then -_-

"A little lint ball ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 03 Dec 08, 20:12:59
"A little lint ball can turn itno a...uh...clusterfuck?"

I'm not the LORD. I ...
By: NickJonas990. on 03 Dec 08, 19:09:13
I'm not the LORD. I can't do that. I'm just the messenger for big guns upstairs. xD Dane Cook is a genius.

then why are you ...
By: sunvabeach. on 03 Dec 08, 13:20:41
then why are you watching the videos?

Dane cook fucken ...
By: Mast3rChi3f117. on 03 Dec 08, 11:42:00
Dane cook fucken sucks! Dave Chapelle is the champion of comedy!

Dane Cook - Movies part 2
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yo mamma wasn't ...
By: otakukid34. on 03 Dec 08, 21:20:04
yo mamma wasn't much of a poser in bed HAHAHAHAHA whose with me?!

u have a very low ...
By: Apleman1. on 03 Dec 08, 00:12:04
u have a very low IQ my IQ is not very low and im a dane cook fan so dont talk about ppl u dont even fukin know

You drop it and ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 20:56:14
You drop it and you're like "Aww fuck." and the person behind you is like "I just came" LOL

"Everyone! You * ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 20:55:38
"Everyone! You *whoosh* Me *whoosh* Us *fhhpt*

you....me....us lol
By: gamerman001. on 02 Dec 08, 19:11:46
you....me....us lol

so fuckin true lol
By: soulonfire463. on 02 Dec 08, 15:28:38
so fuckin true lol

omg i can't believe ...
By: Pulseofmaggots619. on 01 Dec 08, 22:45:38
omg i can't believe its you after all these years

I wanna see that ...
By: tbird990. on 30 Nov 08, 17:02:00
I wanna see that movie about the van that NEVER CAME.

I just came. LMFAO
By: IxxBexxEmo. on 30 Nov 08, 12:37:04
I just came. LMFAO

XD i loved when he ...
By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 04:52:49
XD i loved when he was talking about the movie previews. and like how u have 2 look over 2 ur friend and b like "i NEED 2 c that." XD we ALL do that. =]

Watch makemebad35 ...
By: TwilitDragonArgorok. on 30 Nov 08, 00:10:40
Watch makemebad35 videos There great Dane Cook is so fucking awesome haha

"You. Me. Us." XD
By: Raidenski. on 29 Nov 08, 23:55:14
"You. Me. Us." XD

Haha I hate them ...
By: april4282002. on 29 Nov 08, 18:13:07
Haha I hate them damn cup holders!!!

"And it's not just ...
By: hannahgal5. on 29 Nov 08, 16:59:26
"And it's not just any shush, either. It's like they went to Shush School. It's the most professional shush!"

fuck ur motha!.... ...
By: fishofftheheizzi01. on 29 Nov 08, 04:31:35
fuck ur motha!....fuck ur mothaaaaa!!!

wheres the van?!! ...
By: WillieWonka928D. on 29 Nov 08, 01:13:44
wheres the van?!! the van was supposed to be here!! i love that LMAO!!!!

skyd3m0n92 you know ...
By: WillieWonka928D. on 29 Nov 08, 01:12:21
skyd3m0n92 you know what fuck yo mother! fuck yo mother! FUCK YO MOTHER!!!

Omg I do the same ...
By: jess401. on 28 Nov 08, 22:33:24
Omg I do the same thing everything he just did I do the same thing at the movies

DON'T READ THIS ...
By: skyd3m0n92. on 28 Nov 08, 19:05:19
DON'T READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR? DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS

i just cam in your ...
By: chandlerwebb. on 28 Nov 08, 07:25:31
i just cam in your motha

i always search for ...
By: eirelav200. on 27 Nov 08, 15:53:09
i always search for that damn cup holder! 'that looks good...' i do that all the time!!!!! LMFAO!

i love the previews ...
By: eirelav200. on 27 Nov 08, 15:51:48
i love the previews!!!!!

" ...
By: rockrkid101. on 26 Nov 08, 06:58:31
"SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHUSSSSH!!!!!!!, SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LUSH!!!!" "You know what?! Fuck your motha, fuck your motha!" "SSSSHHHHHHUUUSSSSHHHOLA!!" "Fuck your mother!!"

cant they put a one ...
By: bradw2000. on 26 Nov 08, 03:53:36
cant they put a one fuckin watt in there hahaha fuckin funin

he just came
By: drumminfortruth. on 26 Nov 08, 02:46:37
he just came

Dane Cook-Abduction
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Dane Cook is so ...
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Dane Cook is so funny

yea and there rnt ...
By: nucky6. on 04 Dec 08, 00:31:01
yea and there rnt any recent jokes and stuff

okay im sick of ...
By: Zzmj975. on 03 Dec 08, 21:33:39
okay im sick of these videos, dane cook is funny, but the animations are getting old

hell yah
By: lavender277274. on 03 Dec 08, 21:09:34
hell yah

dane is the best!!!!
By: csiayla. on 03 Dec 08, 02:47:23
dane is the best!!!!

Wow is this what ...
By: bk360. on 03 Dec 08, 01:47:30
Wow is this what you do? Go to every Dane Cook vid and post this comment over and over? Get a life.

LOL. In order to ...
By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 20:37:15
LOL. In order to like Dane cook's jokes, u cant take them up the ass.

hey hey knock it ...
By: sk8taboi123456. on 29 Nov 08, 23:23:29
hey hey knock it off your bugin the world american idiot

lol
By: halomaster554. on 28 Nov 08, 19:22:18
lol

seriously...he DID ...
By: WaFfLeL0vEr. on 27 Nov 08, 02:04:38
seriously...he DID say that in the video...

B.S.
By: TheFergs511. on 26 Nov 08, 21:31:01
B.S.

Dane Cook is not ...
By: racistsnob. on 26 Nov 08, 17:53:21
Dane Cook is not funny.

i wanted to try ...
By: daking2k5. on 25 Nov 08, 00:40:10
i wanted to try this **KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

wtf where are the ...
By: marajoy2013. on 23 Nov 08, 23:48:04
wtf where are the 100ft indians???? DAM!!!!

Great video
By: patrick31031976. on 23 Nov 08, 02:11:43
Great video

haha luv him!XD
By: jenn16z. on 22 Nov 08, 18:41:41
haha luv him!XD

omfg u like HSM u ...
By: doabob5. on 22 Nov 08, 12:27:53
omfg u like HSM u fag

???? ???? ???? ...
By: silverwingpaladin. on 22 Nov 08, 00:12:30
???? ???? ???? ?????????? ?? ? ???? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ?????? g?? ? ???? ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ? ?????? ???? g??? ?? ???? ???? ????g?

ahahaha hilarious. ...
By: Trollzamethyst. on 21 Nov 08, 22:55:11
ahahaha hilarious. true comedian ;)

awesome.
By: bestlibrary. on 19 Nov 08, 03:21:24
awesome.

omg LIL DANE
By: samjsnell21. on 19 Nov 08, 01:31:38
omg LIL DANE

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: aliedesuacido. on 18 Nov 08, 06:33:14
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG? LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

lolz nice
By: WaFfLeL0vEr. on 16 Nov 08, 19:11:55
lolz nice

They left out the ...
By: FallenTormentor. on 16 Nov 08, 03:00:33
They left out the 100 foot indains :(

Dane Cook - Vicious Circle (1/9)
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Dane Cook's HBO special: Vicious Circle

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there are a lot ...
By: mdbreda. on 04 Dec 08, 01:32:12
there are a lot better comedians out there

this foo is funny
By: Dirtyghettokid113. on 04 Dec 08, 00:53:51
this foo is funny

its really choppy ...
By: saskcowgirl20. on 03 Dec 08, 03:31:29
its really choppy but fucking funny as shit

untouchable... ur a ...
By: Demonlord789. on 03 Dec 08, 01:55:29
untouchable... ur a fag... dane cook is the best

Dane Cook is soooo ...
By: Free2Play4801. on 02 Dec 08, 14:31:31
Dane Cook is soooo cute

not really funny... ...
By: Untouchable123mbl. on 02 Dec 08, 02:11:29
not really funny.....

hes moving alot i ...
By: BrownPickel. on 01 Dec 08, 21:23:28
hes moving alot i guess hes funny lol

Fuck I hate my ...
By: stfuboy. on 01 Dec 08, 19:56:53
Fuck I hate my computer! It took forever to load lol

got I am A LIAR!!!
By: supersecretslug. on 01 Dec 08, 18:31:37
got I am A LIAR!!!

lol dude thanks for ...
By: Physicx1237. on 01 Dec 08, 17:56:48
lol dude thanks for uploading this is hilarious

...
By: mothershmucker. on 01 Dec 08, 16:00:23
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj no im just kidding i am not spanish i take spanish class

This comedian is ...
By: JillHill7. on 01 Dec 08, 09:07:23
This comedian is not only HILARIOUS but he has the BEST looking smile EVER!! ^_^

he's proabaly ...
By: XxH3ARTZ3000xX. on 01 Dec 08, 06:09:44
he's proabaly lieing that he's lieing xD

i fuckinn loove ...
By: fergieluvr101. on 01 Dec 08, 05:52:57
i fuckinn loove DANE COOK!!

lie accomplished
By: rip21n34. on 01 Dec 08, 01:34:01
lie accomplished

hes mean... LIAR!!! ...
By: xxIrishxHottiexx. on 01 Dec 08, 00:44:25
hes mean... LIAR!!! lol

OMG i saw the ...
By: lodi103618. on 30 Nov 08, 05:46:36
OMG i saw the actual thing the whole act and i had to see it ova and ova

i fucken love this ...
By: princesscr009. on 30 Nov 08, 04:43:54
i fucken love this guy!! ever since i saw my bestfriends girl eh, i just can't get enough of him lol

"and right when you ...
By: JennaLL. on 30 Nov 08, 03:08:26
"and right when you read that you're like FUCK" lmfao!!

ur not evn taking
By: TheHaLoMaSTa55. on 30 Nov 08, 02:44:42
ur not evn taking

poop
By: MarkTheBeast06. on 30 Nov 08, 02:23:17
poop

omg i know but yeah ...
By: marctheman678. on 30 Nov 08, 02:20:48
omg i know but yeah this is the sht

it's a sign that ...
By: lemonseed05. on 30 Nov 08, 02:00:26
it's a sign that dane made himself to represent himself XD

he iS thE beSt!!!!!
By: 93ryan14. on 30 Nov 08, 01:58:49
he iS thE beSt!!!!!

man he stinkes ...
By: clubpenguinlemonhead. on 30 Nov 08, 01:37:21
man he stinkes boooooo dane cook jk

Dane Cook-Monopoly
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i hate when you are ...
By: drh42095. on 04 Dec 08, 03:14:50
i hate when you are the banker where did you get the pink 50's you cheating whore that is amazing

if you want me to ...
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Monoply is REALLY ...
By: masterisa. on 03 Dec 08, 23:32:13
Monoply is REALLY LONG game i get bored dont play it anymore

dane cook u r 1 ...
By: kezza1313. on 02 Dec 08, 10:40:29
dane cook u r 1 fucked up bitch lol na ur kool

its 4 in the ...
By: sk8rboy20007. on 02 Dec 08, 01:53:27
its 4 in the morning grandma YOU WIN!

wanted to try this ...
By: killermoose99. on 01 Dec 08, 22:22:00
wanted to try this **KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

LMAO "Gramma YOU ...
By: blacknblue4you. on 01 Dec 08, 16:28:46
LMAO "Gramma YOU ARE A FUCKING CHEATING WHORE" xDD

"we were so poor ...
By: Nutmeg1018. on 01 Dec 08, 15:13:45
"we were so poor growing up, we had to use the little iron. ooo sss ooo sss ooo HOT!!!" that part, Gold

half dane cooks ...
By: idontcare4nothing. on 01 Dec 08, 04:42:29
half dane cooks jokes suck, other half are aweseome. this sucks

omg thats so true!! ...
By: xulove2hateMEx. on 01 Dec 08, 00:05:58
omg thats so true!!! i jus had 2 play this game this thanksgiving wit mah gma... i was gettin so mad!!! lol i almost cussed mah gma out 2!! lmao

i wanted to try ...
By: camilav123. on 30 Nov 08, 17:17:12
i wanted to try this **KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

*boom* FUCK THIS ...
By: wolfmaster999. on 30 Nov 08, 15:35:37
*boom* FUCK THIS GAME! roflmao! XD

You play for a ...
By: stupidcomments101. on 30 Nov 08, 03:38:28
You play for a couple hours and the other person quits... i get so mad

Nana is a cheating ...
By: iwannaknow18. on 30 Nov 08, 00:49:44
Nana is a cheating whore! and i should cut your head off with this little doggie!

awesome due
By: spawnofcthulu. on 29 Nov 08, 20:34:51
awesome due

its sitting on ...
By: vanek983. on 29 Nov 08, 19:00:08
its sitting on baltic with crap not crack

Great video tayla.
By: RiverRenegade. on 29 Nov 08, 07:06:51
Great video tayla.

sup cool vid but ...
By: Bladestar2. on 28 Nov 08, 23:16:35
sup cool vid but dont you have some better vids !!!!!!!!! SRY ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!

After two hours of ...
By: toontownrockz321. on 26 Nov 08, 22:00:46
After two hours of playing the game.. "I WIN!!" rofl

i wanted to try ...
By: ilovelostomg123. on 26 Nov 08, 02:12:32
i wanted to try this **KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

omg soooooo funny ...
By: PenguinsRox17. on 26 Nov 08, 00:44:06
omg soooooo funny lol

ditto but whattup ...
By: Bladestar2. on 25 Nov 08, 21:38:42
ditto but whattup with fuck this, and fuck that idk man idk oh, and sweet vid but again whattup with fuck this, and fuck that. I guess well have to liv with it,it's just so damn funny .SWEET VID!!!!!!!!!

"even if you think ...
By: LiLWayneKissesMen. on 25 Nov 08, 06:33:18
"even if you think you liked the game you didnt" haha so true

Jerry seinfeld is a ...
By: Callofdutyman5. on 25 Nov 08, 04:13:21
Jerry seinfeld is a loser he is so not funny everytime I think about his show and how long it lasted and how much money he got I get so angry that guy is horrible

XDD It's 4 in the ...
By: LxRaitofan. on 25 Nov 08, 02:40:39
XDD It's 4 in the morning grandma, YOU WIN!

Dane Cook - Vicious Circle (2/9)
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i did my best! I ...
By: mhmbloom89. on 03 Dec 08, 23:52:44
i did my best! I DID MY FUCKING BEST! haha.

i know i always do ...
By: leann22jb. on 03 Dec 08, 23:39:26
i know i always do that i was cracking up haha

omg...the mirror ...
By: DivingDiva0594. on 03 Dec 08, 22:42:04
omg...the mirror thing is sooooo true

oh wow this is sooo ...
By: typicalweirdo77. on 03 Dec 08, 20:41:52
oh wow this is sooo true. i do ALL of that. three cry breaths, trying not to cry, and yes i have done the look at yourself in the mirror and see yourself cry which always makes you cry harder....oh god this is amazing lol

HAHA " I HAV A ...
By: MrsDwayneJohnson. on 03 Dec 08, 19:14:13
HAHA " I HAV A FUQQIN HOLOGRAM OF ME"

so SCREW U BUCKO!!
By: usalavy19. on 03 Dec 08, 03:35:00
so SCREW U BUCKO!!

milk chocolatey ...
By: bk360. on 03 Dec 08, 02:16:21
milk chocolatey cluster**** filled with peanuts and **** lol

i'm the fucking ...
By: blackballzz. on 02 Dec 08, 15:38:19
i'm the fucking world! :O

Never eat cereal ...
By: JonasCrazie. on 02 Dec 08, 02:49:27
Never eat cereal with milk when he says "you're were a mistake!" I completly spit it out! lol

hahaha dane cook is ...
By: RapArtist02. on 02 Dec 08, 01:52:23
hahaha dane cook is funny as hell

im not ganna make ...
By: hockeykingr. on 02 Dec 08, 01:15:01
im not ganna make it to the party lol lol best part

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By: AceOfSparta. on 01 Dec 08, 20:04:11
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollolollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol

I HATE THE LIKE ...
By: supersecretslug. on 01 Dec 08, 18:34:52
I HATE THE LIKE HICUP precries... uh it sucks

omg that's SO true! ...
By: yeyey62488. on 01 Dec 08, 16:27:20
omg that's SO true! i do the exact same thing! when i cry when no one is around, i want to cry harder and think of things that make me really sad.....

when it comes to ...
By: JillHill7. on 01 Dec 08, 09:29:46
when it comes to crying, i have to tell my mom that i just want to vent and she needs to just listen just so she won't give me any advice...some people, like my mother, are NOT so great at giving advice.

im not crying fag ...
By: fergieluvr101. on 01 Dec 08, 06:06:04
im not crying fag shut up haha :)

"Hey what's up dude ...
By: pokeking543. on 01 Dec 08, 05:30:21
"Hey what's up dude! No I'm not crying you fag, shut up!" Funniest line here.

he tells the truth ...
By: KitKat454. on 01 Dec 08, 04:09:14
he tells the truth and we all know it

its different at my ...
By: xxIrishxHottiexx. on 01 Dec 08, 01:02:54
its different at my house... my mom is the ass and my dad is the nice 1.

baby-angel is very ...
By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 13:57:00
baby-angel is very sad, too

that was actually a ...
By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 13:42:48
that was actually a reponse to :))) lemonseed05 have you been living under a rock^^? it means "laugh out loud"

not quite ... ;) I ...
By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 13:40:53
not quite ... ;) I was too busy chasing a life that didn't want me, but I found you-tube now finally! LUCKY ME :))) !!!

Or was it "love you ...
By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 08:18:56
Or was it "love you lots" (lol)...? anyway :))) THANK YOU. I've been learning such important things on you-tube lately, especially words. That's good being prepared before moving to USA than I understand your humor!!! :))))

I've been watching ...
By: nutshelljester. on 30 Nov 08, 08:12:22
I've been watching this for a few days now ... it's the best stand-up I have ever seen in my life. And thank you all very much for explaining "lol" to me!!! Love you all!!! and laugh out loud just in this moment :)))

LOL. I think I make ...
By: hannahgal5. on 30 Nov 08, 05:35:22
LOL. I think I make those exact same noises he does when I cry. He is SOOOOOO funny! I was crying during this since I was laughing so hard!

Dane Cook - Struck By A Vehicle
Posted by: ChuckyDanyo

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DANEMATION
dane cooks - struck by a vehicle

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UOHHHH!!!! UOHHHH!! ...
By: AniMangafan12. on 03 Dec 08, 00:29:38
UOHHHH!!!! UOHHHH!!!!

poor bush
By: coleman8107. on 02 Dec 08, 21:20:06
poor bush

lol funny
By: rzcrchrd. on 02 Dec 08, 02:38:50
lol funny

no no i empty my ...
By: jv9ufxcy. on 30 Nov 08, 23:16:03
no no i empty my head out every week now im just gonna go barf out shards of my pelvis has anyone seen my shoes i kicked them of in a pit of joy lolz

cant dodge it ram it
By: anythingrymes. on 30 Nov 08, 22:13:28
cant dodge it ram it

haha....dodge....
By: bananakins12345. on 30 Nov 08, 18:33:29
haha....dodge....

my bedroom doesn't ...
By: alpha216. on 30 Nov 08, 06:57:43
my bedroom doesn't have a doorway

lol
By: missbahena. on 30 Nov 08, 03:59:48
lol

this owns :D! 5/5
By: jeffen8. on 29 Nov 08, 21:19:06
this owns :D! 5/5

LMAO "dodge" i like ...
By: LATiNAMAMi369. on 29 Nov 08, 03:30:50
LMAO "dodge" i like the drawing for when he gets nailed. sometimes your pants fly off but i was not fortunate today.

lol.. NAILED
By: x333ximonlyhalfevilx. on 28 Nov 08, 23:49:37
lol.. NAILED

try 50 different ...
By: AntiRiku9. on 28 Nov 08, 20:03:46
try 50 different vids =P

omg funny!! and YES ...
By: lolallthetime16. on 27 Nov 08, 22:03:23
omg funny!! and YES it is dane i seen him live too.

I LOL'd hard at " ...
By: 0incorporeal. on 27 Nov 08, 18:59:24
I LOL'd hard at "shards of my own pelvis" man this guy would be awesome live, especially after a couple of beers.

No...Im pretty sure ...
By: TexasBroski. on 27 Nov 08, 14:22:54
No...Im pretty sure it means your a retard.

there wuz a lil ...
By: comanderkuddles. on 27 Nov 08, 04:26:25
there wuz a lil girl walking down a hallway of an old hotel when a man stabbed her in the back of the head. if u just read this comment, then her? dead body will appear in ur bedroom doorway unless u post this comment on 3 other videos Mark As Spam

ROFL!!!!i think ...
By: kibaXfangirl14. on 26 Nov 08, 17:32:48
ROFL!!!!i think this is tha funniest vid dane cook made!!i luv this... great animations! good job chuckydanyo

i was hit by a car. ...
By: iluvjaypaw. on 26 Nov 08, 15:38:27
i was hit by a car...

i wanted to try ...
By: wwefan97. on 25 Nov 08, 20:58:50
i wanted to try this **KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

it's clearly by ...
By: jbgsk. on 24 Nov 08, 20:36:10
it's clearly by dane listen to the voice

hahahahahahahaha!Q! ...
By: neveragan1. on 23 Nov 08, 21:10:09
hahahahahahahaha!Q! he's the best

Great video
By: patrick31031976. on 23 Nov 08, 02:13:29
Great video

its totaly dane ...
By: omfglolbla. on 22 Nov 08, 04:15:33
its totaly dane cook listen to his voice i seen dane live

its clearly not by ...
By: JG129. on 22 Nov 08, 02:17:27
its clearly not by dane listen to the voice.

it's called Beer ...
By: LunaCullen6. on 20 Nov 08, 01:34:17
it's called Beer Run and i think it is by Dane. I've heard it a billion times.

Dane Cook B and E
Posted by: yankeesfan22vt

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Dane cook stand up B and E, Breaking and entering. Door stomping.

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HE TOOK THE BEADS!! ...
By: andrewoh731. on 04 Dec 08, 01:41:42
HE TOOK THE BEADS!!!!

b and e... bella ...
By: princezz45baby. on 01 Dec 08, 00:25:19
b and e... bella and edward lol

lava lamp...random ...
By: Hawthornexx. on 29 Nov 08, 18:15:35
lava lamp...random xD

wow...lol kevin ...
By: brandypierce14. on 29 Nov 08, 17:16:45
wow...lol kevin james and Dane cook are my faviorte comerdians lol

-"wait,wait, i hear ...
By: midget676. on 28 Nov 08, 23:50:13
-"wait,wait, i hear a car'! -"yeah, the world is full of them, your goin to hear them for the reast of ur life. if you hear a humback whale thats weird, tell me that shit"

wear your second ...
By: xxMoshProductionsxx. on 28 Nov 08, 07:05:09
wear your second favorite shirt, ya dunce

that was some funny ...
By: warriors1012323. on 27 Nov 08, 03:02:34
that was some funny shit

LMFAO i lovee hiimm ...
By: xoOMGitsKENNAxo. on 27 Nov 08, 00:35:55
LMFAO i lovee hiimm so muchh HILARIOUSS!!

*on floor busy ...
By: echelon4ever3098. on 26 Nov 08, 03:45:00
*on floor busy laughing* woo this makes me laugh hard!*wipes tear away*:)

i honestly think ...
By: southprkrlz911. on 24 Nov 08, 23:14:51
i honestly think dane cook is the biggest asshole in the entire world but i cant stop laughing no matter how many time i watch this

k this is totaly ...
By: supersecretslug. on 24 Nov 08, 21:14:21
k this is totaly amazing!!!

dane cook is awesome
By: beantownboy90. on 23 Nov 08, 22:22:34
dane cook is awesome

WhOs ThE BeSt StAnD ...
By: gearsofwarlord77. on 23 Nov 08, 21:13:16
WhOs ThE BeSt StAnD Up CoMeDiAn ?/?/? ThIs MaN Is So FrIcKiNg AwSoMe

he is my freaking ...
By: thecullencrest08. on 23 Nov 08, 21:03:09
he is my freaking idol!!!

omg i love this so ...
By: hiphopperyo. on 23 Nov 08, 00:35:27
omg i love this so much!

"If you hear a ...
By: XOSharksBabiiOX. on 22 Nov 08, 08:29:26
"If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit." XD

<3 DANE COOK RULES! ...
By: kikistar123. on 21 Nov 08, 23:13:12

lol i love that ...
By: breesharpe. on 21 Nov 08, 12:35:58
lol i love that little scene where he goes I DID MY BEST it was from the crying one

lmfao what ths fuck ...
By: iamacracker420. on 21 Nov 08, 01:40:44
lmfao what ths fuck did they take!!lmfao why did he even kick down the closet door not even a locking mechnism on it lmfao ommfg this guys frekin rediculous

THE BEADS!!! HE ...
By: CYAprincess. on 20 Nov 08, 21:49:50
THE BEADS!!! HE TOOK THE Fn BEADS!!!!

funny as!! bacon ...
By: stevenleeroy. on 20 Nov 08, 13:28:15
funny as!! bacon and eggs??? no!

he has a buddy.... ...
By: mansonsacrifice. on 19 Nov 08, 19:21:52
he has a buddy....haha i dont like adventures what? u ahouldnt have worn ur fave shirt on a b and e, ya dunce.

this is too funny ...
By: echelon4ever3098. on 19 Nov 08, 02:54:11
this is too funny im favoriting this shit!:D

mad funny dude!!!!!
By: soontoberedsock. on 18 Nov 08, 01:10:11
mad funny dude!!!!!

me too!! prolly ...
By: sexitookie2. on 17 Nov 08, 02:19:06
me too!! prolly becuz i was watching One Night Stand when she came in and he was swearing like hell. Lol.

Dane Cook - lying
Posted by: AnimePirate

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This is from the video 'a vicious circle' skit 1 - lying..enjoy.

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funny = Dane Cook :)
By: ThatTransformersGuy. on 04 Dec 08, 00:38:19
funny = Dane Cook :)

lol hologram of him ...
By: Laura2cool. on 04 Dec 08, 00:31:37
lol hologram of him watching tv

roflmfao wow dane ...
By: RunescapeArtist1. on 03 Dec 08, 18:00:16
roflmfao wow dane cook is funny. oh yea on january 1 2009 there is going to be a roit on runescape. We are going to try to take off the trade system. go around saying stuff like im not gonna pay for membership im gonna cancel. stuff like that. the riots are goign to be at the grand exchange in all world. hope to see u there. (the game runescape)

i agree man
By: LUBINIU. on 03 Dec 08, 14:11:49
i agree man

if you hate ...
By: holydemon956. on 03 Dec 08, 09:20:14
if you hate something on youtube look at something else dont be a bitch about it, i just wana see one video on youtube without sumone making a comment about how shit the video is or how if i dont copy and paste this comment i will die.

wow, dane cook is ...
By: meow326. on 03 Dec 08, 03:48:07
wow, dane cook is the new opiate of the masses

if u dont think hes ...
By: SplashrokProductions. on 03 Dec 08, 01:58:50
if u dont think hes funny you have an iq of a negative bastard

lol "THAT'S FUCKING ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 22:44:18
lol "THAT'S FUCKING MAROON! YOU IDIOT!"

lol "Lie ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 22:42:13
lol "Lie Accomplished"

so srew u
By: ash1002030. on 02 Dec 08, 19:47:28
so srew u

lmao '' ...
By: ozzzyfan123. on 02 Dec 08, 02:44:05
lmao ''strape-o-death'' :P

Y? Dane Cooks ...
By: ma369rtin. on 02 Dec 08, 00:04:10
Y? Dane Cooks awsome! NOT an ass

not that funny
By: bluffer1235. on 01 Dec 08, 18:28:52
not that funny

???? ???? ???? ...
By: 2691983. on 01 Dec 08, 02:47:45
???? ???? ???? ?????????? ?? ? ???? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ?????? g?? ? ???? ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ? ?????? ????? g??? ?? ???? ???? ????g?

hahahahahaha 7:26 ...
By: KewlKutie. on 01 Dec 08, 02:41:11
hahahahahaha 7:26 I love tht part!!

Come watch my video ...
By: DennisWoodruffShow. on 01 Dec 08, 02:01:02
Come watch my video of Dane Cook at "The Laugh Factory," serving turkey to the poor on Thanksgiving.

???? ???? ???? ...
By: xXEdwardLuverXx. on 01 Dec 08, 01:25:02
???? ???? ???? ?????????? ?? ? ???? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ?????? g?? ? ???? ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ? ?????? ???? g??? ?? ???? ???? ????g?

i dont belive tht
By: xxxGIGGYxxx. on 01 Dec 08, 00:57:13
i dont belive tht

???? ???? ???? ...
By: camilav123. on 30 Nov 08, 17:25:46
???? ???? ???? ?????????? ?? ? ???? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ?????? g?? ? ???? ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ? ?????? ???? g??? ?? ???? ???? ????g?

lol
By: BlackHawkDelta7. on 30 Nov 08, 09:01:09
lol

???? ???? ???? ...
By: thewolfettes. on 30 Nov 08, 08:46:41
???? ???? ???? ?????????? ?? ? ???? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ?????? g?? ? ???? ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ? ?????? ???? g??? ?? ???? ???? ????g?

i have a halogram ...
By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 05:56:34
i have a halogram of me watching tv. XD

Sorry I did NOT ...
By: ma369rtin. on 30 Nov 08, 05:14:46
Sorry I did NOT post the ass comment my bro did

train track joke ...
By: lazer46. on 30 Nov 08, 05:04:43
train track joke waz funny

he never said th4e ...
By: orenmcgrath. on 30 Nov 08, 02:50:44
he never said th4e dudes name

Dane Cook - Creepy Guy At Work
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Creepy Guy At Work!

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ya you better cuz ...
By: greatvagigi. on 03 Dec 08, 22:02:37
ya you better cuz i'm that guy .. one day lil boys and girls in suites one fucking day...

i mean a AK47
By: sonicGTA. on 03 Dec 08, 19:44:10
i mean a AK47

lol the ending was ...
By: sonicGTA. on 03 Dec 08, 19:42:06
lol the ending was great with the m16 just killing everyone lol

wow............now ...
By: putnamskater. on 03 Dec 08, 18:05:48
wow............now i know what to do when i meet a guy like that. that was funny.

why the fuck do you ...
By: loser487. on 03 Dec 08, 04:18:04
why the fuck do you watch it if you already think dane cook sucks

your mom must be a ...
By: spartankills118. on 03 Dec 08, 02:32:53
your mom must be a Dane Cook fan

are you really ...
By: bluelacefx. on 03 Dec 08, 02:16:08
are you really debating over an animated gun?

no u idiot m16's ...
By: bowers1032. on 03 Dec 08, 01:03:12
no u idiot m16's dont have a banana clip... it looks more like a ak47 than a m16 so shut up!!!

that was a m16 just ...
By: cem774. on 03 Dec 08, 00:37:33
that was a m16 just puuting it out there

WHAT IS THAT? XD
By: browneyedmegara. on 02 Dec 08, 23:33:17
WHAT IS THAT? XD

Then Whats Your ...
By: AnotherDimension099. on 02 Dec 08, 22:53:45
Then Whats Your Excuse?

dane cook sux
By: jasonsreeler. on 02 Dec 08, 12:43:51
dane cook sux

"thanks for the ...
By: EvilDarkForcesRus. on 01 Dec 08, 23:49:38
"thanks for the candy" XD lol love that part, just a shame it wasnt the best version of that joke used with this vid, that would just be perfect, but good none the less

i wanted to try ...
By: andrixbooom. on 01 Dec 08, 14:11:47
i wanted to try this **KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

heres a snickers. ...
By: stuart782496. on 01 Dec 08, 03:44:21
heres a snickers. satisfies. enjoy. LMAO

You wana see it but ...
By: MrSkullHeadFTW. on 01 Dec 08, 02:28:38
You wana see it but you dont

I have dane cook ...
By: zlily94. on 01 Dec 08, 00:54:50
I have dane cook vids on my channel. if you enjoy his comedy, be sure to check it out :D

"thanks for the ...
By: noobzTube. on 30 Nov 08, 22:18:03
"thanks for the candy...." lmfaaooooooooooo xD

dane cook has the ...
By: courselanguage. on 30 Nov 08, 05:03:31
dane cook has the perfect stand up for "shorties watching shorties". ( the name of the show)