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Dane Cook - Not so Kool-Aid
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lol? his dad would ...
By: danecookct2004. on 03 Dec 08, 19:48:13
lol? his dad would beat him with a toaster? wtf just for a jug of juice bustin through the wall dane must hate toasters lol

ohh yaaaaaaaaaaah
By: XFfan01. on 03 Dec 08, 04:42:58
ohh yaaaaaaaaaaah

dude i love dane ...
By: kougagirl2. on 03 Dec 08, 03:27:59
dude i love dane cook

funny that stuff is ...
By: jv9ufxcy. on 03 Dec 08, 02:50:03
funny that stuff is hilarious

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
By: Godzillafreak94. on 03 Dec 08, 02:20:40
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

sorry i just wanted ...
By: smileysmiles100. on 03 Dec 08, 01:50:24
sorry i just wanted to watch something about koolaid cuz im drinking it

LMAO funny crap man
By: candianhcokeyfreak. on 03 Dec 08, 00:58:50
LMAO funny crap man

yoyo its meo
By: yoyoegamer. on 03 Dec 08, 00:31:17
yoyo its meo

i am gonna beat ...
By: musicman7988. on 03 Dec 08, 00:11:34
i am gonna beat with a toaster ohhhhh yeahhhh

and y is this???
By: MadinaLakeFan4. on 02 Dec 08, 23:50:19
and y is this???

Then Whats Your ...
By: AnotherDimension099. on 02 Dec 08, 22:53:25
Then Whats Your Excuse?

your slogan should ...
By: rakusaa2. on 02 Dec 08, 06:59:11
your slogan should be 'oh no, what have i done to this beautiful home?'

don't touch me
By: loopguru66. on 02 Dec 08, 03:18:50
don't touch me

haha thanks cool ...
By: ZaNessaIZ4ever456. on 02 Dec 08, 02:25:32
haha thanks cool mmhhm lol his juice box hanging out

"mmmm thanks cool."
By: winxgirlalways. on 02 Dec 08, 01:25:34
"mmmm thanks cool."

My stomach hurts ...
By: winxgirlalways. on 02 Dec 08, 01:23:28
My stomach hurts everytime i watch this

Lol!!!
By: browneyedgirl2515. on 02 Dec 08, 01:06:23
Lol!!!

LOL he's so funny
By: SelGomez1991. on 02 Dec 08, 00:49:19
LOL he's so funny

Yeah, to bad he ...
By: xxmichael9110. on 02 Dec 08, 00:20:08
Yeah, to bad he couldnt act..

Yeah, too bad Mac ...
By: ccwilson1994. on 02 Dec 08, 00:10:31
Yeah, too bad Mac can't act.. lol

lol!! oh yeah
By: gubbabubbaskaters. on 01 Dec 08, 22:40:08
lol!! oh yeah

and russel peters, ...
By: 1a1a2a3a. on 01 Dec 08, 21:53:08
and russel peters, who is 10 times funnier

i saw the name on ...
By: kbotreau1. on 01 Dec 08, 21:38:16
i saw the name on tv and came to youtube him... ok bitch. and it is my opinion fuck off!

so halarious man
By: Mosspelt4. on 01 Dec 08, 21:02:42
so halarious man

dane cook is the ...
By: willimax18. on 01 Dec 08, 17:45:58
dane cook is the king of comedy well besides bernie mac. rip.

David Cook - Billie ( Billy ) Jean - American Idol Top 10
Posted by: bonk65

Video duration: 124 seconds
Global video hits: 5162289

I thought this was a really good performance and an awesome modified arrangement of Chris Cornell (as mentioned by Ryan Seacrest).

Related: 10, american, billie, billy, bonk65, chris, cook, cornell, cover, david, finale, finals, idol, jackson, jean, michael, top, winner, wins

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seriously.. we need ...
By: markbriones3. on 04 Dec 08, 05:13:05
seriously.. we need something else. and btw quit swearing makes you less intelligent. ok?

great job david i ...
By: musicadegigi. on 04 Dec 08, 02:41:21
great job david i thought mj version best till i heard this.

different?
By: austin000rocks. on 04 Dec 08, 01:20:46
different?

the best AI ...
By: katypucp. on 04 Dec 08, 01:09:24
the best AI performance ever!

i fuckin hate ...
By: sureiguess1. on 04 Dec 08, 00:31:00
i fuckin hate daughtry (cuz i've kinda been conditioned to hate it) but this guy doesnt sound that much like daughtry

I think that this ...
By: StedsAreANoNo. on 04 Dec 08, 00:14:45
I think that this version is a great one, but was wondering what people think of Austin Drages version too... Better? or worse?

Check out __ ...
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Check out __RINGTONEBRANCH(.)COM__ recommended

david is amazing ...
By: musiclover1672001. on 03 Dec 08, 22:48:45
david is amazing along with Brad Lebakken from the band Annasay. I discovered Annasay on itunes recently though, but they have quickly become a favorite too. Check out the Annasay song "Winter Air" if you get a chance

no duh u fucking ...
By: mustanghugger. on 03 Dec 08, 21:04:51
no duh u fucking doosche...i dont listen to her music...so i didnt think of her. gah. asshole

Better than the ...
By: kyootee. on 03 Dec 08, 20:38:20
Better than the original? Nah. But it is good in a different way. The original is forever the greatest single ever in my opinion.

Great I like his ...
By: NSValleyGurl. on 03 Dec 08, 15:14:20
Great I like his version better

tru that.
By: almostausername. on 03 Dec 08, 11:41:53
tru that.

one daughtry is ...
By: markbriones3. on 03 Dec 08, 10:47:45
one daughtry is enough. do they have something else?

i think this was a ...
By: mlgjvdf. on 03 Dec 08, 10:39:03
i think this was a great performance;)

carrie underwood ...
By: marioman7788. on 03 Dec 08, 05:23:59
carrie underwood you dumb fuck

this may be the ...
By: erthghst. on 03 Dec 08, 04:39:07
this may be the best performance in idol history or at least one of them.

i think austins ...
By: jazy1704. on 03 Dec 08, 02:55:37
i think austins version is so much better...

o yeah..ur rite... ...
By: mustanghugger. on 03 Dec 08, 02:41:56
o yeah..ur rite...ha. i forgot about her..yeha..carry is wayyyy better...

R u kidding me? Pig ...
By: Roofguy35. on 03 Dec 08, 00:53:25
R u kidding me? Pig Kelly? Carry made it much bigger than the pig.

really cool, I've ...
By: BnMaM34. on 03 Dec 08, 00:35:27
really cool, I've never heard it like that...

he ruins the song
By: NEHPenguins. on 02 Dec 08, 20:32:38
he ruins the song

excuse me ...
By: mjluva4eva. on 02 Dec 08, 19:55:49
excuse me michaelfealey mj is NOT crap far from it actually best sellin album of ALL time = thriller get your facts rights. And you are intitled 2 have an opinion but state it as a normative statement not as if what you are saying is a fact!

umm this version ...
By: mustanghugger. on 02 Dec 08, 19:29:42
umm this version fucking sucks. and all american idol winners suck too. the only one who made it was kelly.

everyone knows that ...
By: livnbhindtheseiz. on 02 Dec 08, 16:26:43
everyone knows that. go watch the longer clip of this ryan says it himself. and cornell wrote davids single light on

for such a bad ...
By: livnbhindtheseiz. on 02 Dec 08, 16:25:40
for such a bad singer he beat out millions of people in a competition and just sold 300,000 copies of a cd damn he sucks

David Cook - Time of My Life
Posted by: OfficialDavidCook

Video duration: 215 seconds
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Get David's first official single here: http://tinyurl.com/4 dqmpu
Congratulations to the new America Idol!

Related: american, cook, cowell, david, idol, life, my, of, official, simon, time, winner

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lol
By: azsports13. on 04 Dec 08, 04:35:37
lol

dis is da shit man! ...
By: lalalauren97. on 04 Dec 08, 02:02:07
dis is da shit man! :) :]

okay!
By: lalalauren97. on 04 Dec 08, 02:01:07
okay!

I love this song, ...
By: OfflicalJK. on 04 Dec 08, 00:47:47
I love this song, it's so cool

This is the time... ...
By: hippiegirl864. on 04 Dec 08, 00:36:31
This is the time...time to kill myself from hearing this song so many F*CKING TIMES!

1.hold ur breath ...
By: preppypinkpjs. on 04 Dec 08, 00:31:01
1.hold ur breath now 2. post this messgae in another video while holding ur breath if u make it ur a great kisser

if you want me to ...
By: RipeFruitFilms. on 03 Dec 08, 21:30:50
if you want me to get you any legal music, just subscribe and send me a message of what song you want off youtube, and your email adress. i have many, including mr saftey's mean kitty song

such a good song
By: GBGUITAR3. on 03 Dec 08, 05:25:07
such a good song

nice song
By: therichesthobo1. on 03 Dec 08, 02:09:07
nice song

no one gives a shit
By: Sundin456. on 03 Dec 08, 01:26:54
no one gives a shit

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: kokorocker528. on 03 Dec 08, 00:33:49
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: applepie1414. on 02 Dec 08, 23:45:27
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

I thought so do. ...
By: harrypotterbadactor. on 02 Dec 08, 23:14:41
I thought so do. When he first came out, as I'm not an Idol fan, I stupidly thought Dane Cook was trying to get into music. :p

HAHAHAHAHAHA GOD i ...
By: huaun. on 02 Dec 08, 21:59:40
HAHAHAHAHAHA GOD i read "dany cook"

HE LOOKS ALOT LIKE ...
By: snpoodog619. on 02 Dec 08, 20:58:31
HE LOOKS ALOT LIKE DANE COOK

..both of them r ...
By: davidlovesbem. on 02 Dec 08, 15:32:36
..both of them r amazing singers..!! .stop comparing..!! ..i'm sO exited..cOOks gonna visit the philippines..yey..can't wait to see him..!! this song is amazing btw..i wonder what it sounds like on Archies Version..??

David Cook id SO ...
By: blake4202008. on 02 Dec 08, 07:34:57
David Cook id SO HOT!!

This is a good song ...
By: pm20012001. on 02 Dec 08, 02:58:22
This is a good song but Muzak ruined it for me. After hearing it about 5 billion times a week I can't stand it any more. I would probably never buy anything from this artist because of it.

omg this song is ...
By: BrittBrat872. on 02 Dec 08, 02:54:40
omg this song is AMAZING and who wouldnt want him to win Idol i mean... 1. Hes HOTT!! 2. He can sing like an angel 3. Hes SOOOOOOOO HOTT!!!

ya u are so right ...
By: kevinstodd. on 02 Dec 08, 01:11:17
ya u are so right but i do have to say im glad he won ;lol

i love him im so ...
By: kevinstodd. on 02 Dec 08, 01:10:18
i love him im so glad he won american idol!!

like both.... but i ...
By: adamsandlerx33. on 02 Dec 08, 00:40:53
like both.... but i gotta say david A is my favoritee (:

I think Archie and ...
By: smoshfangirlz. on 02 Dec 08, 00:03:22
I think Archie and him r amazing!

i love both davids: ...
By: zacluvr1234ever. on 01 Dec 08, 21:33:17
i love both davids:) they both are winners!!!! :)

David C has a wayyy ...
By: BubblePants444. on 01 Dec 08, 21:18:39
David C has a wayyy better voice then david A

Dane Cook-Crying
Posted by: oOSeXiLeXiOo

Video duration: 557 seconds
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Dane Cook explains crying...sooo freakin true..helps me everytime I'm upset, haha.

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This is hilarious! ...
By: shigure300. on 04 Dec 08, 04:05:47
This is hilarious! "I hate having you by the way, that's what happens when you get drunk." XXXD That's my favorite line, this whole thing is so true!

ROFL the mirror ...
By: meghan7474. on 04 Dec 08, 02:31:11
ROFL the mirror part is soo true!! i do that all the time when i cry!! haha embarassing but true :]

ONT READ THIS! One ...
By: jeffduran1980. on 04 Dec 08, 01:39:34
ONT READ THIS! One day a young, 5 year old boy did not get the toy clown wanted for Christmas, and he wished his family would die. The next day a bloody clown came and slashed him, and his family's throats. If you don't copy and paste this to five videos the clown will come to your doorstep tomorrow with a chainsaw and kill you violently if you don't copy and paste this to 5 videos right now.

"i was in korea." ...
By: slauterhaus. on 04 Dec 08, 01:02:51
"i was in korea." "i'm having a tough fucking LIFE." bwahahahahaha

hey kylie i love ...
By: candianhcokeyfreak. on 04 Dec 08, 00:53:46
hey kylie i love you soooo much

haha LMAO!!!!! He ...
By: blondecowgrl009. on 04 Dec 08, 00:35:12
haha LMAO!!!!! He speaks the truth! Only he makes it seem so good...and he is perfect at acting it out!

sorry...DONT READ ...
By: Funny2k4o. on 03 Dec 08, 23:07:50
sorry...DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE? OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

Lol, ratings: ...
By: xiphas7. on 03 Dec 08, 08:31:48
Lol, ratings: 21,337 Isolate: 1337 1337:leet

totally!! and dane ...
By: Bubbly21. on 03 Dec 08, 06:57:42
totally!! and dane cook made me cry...by laughing.

ooo yea true
By: DcLover5093. on 03 Dec 08, 05:26:57
ooo yea true

Blue Honda! dude ...
By: tfnxNightmare. on 03 Dec 08, 03:46:06
Blue Honda! dude was crying! lmao

soo funny but soo ...
By: geeklove15. on 03 Dec 08, 01:34:04
soo funny but soo true

So do I, for some ...
By: Riverstar123. on 03 Dec 08, 01:00:35
So do I, for some weird reason... xD

no u
By: AiFCSgirl. on 03 Dec 08, 00:53:32
no u

i know makes u cry ...
By: rawnation666. on 03 Dec 08, 00:46:56
i know makes u cry way more and ur dads like u little baby suck it up! lol

Weep-a-thon!! xD
By: Riverstar123. on 02 Dec 08, 23:55:53
Weep-a-thon!! xD

So freakin' true... ...
By: oohhahh101. on 02 Dec 08, 23:09:57
So freakin' true.....

so ture ^_^
By: earthy205. on 02 Dec 08, 23:05:33
so ture ^_^

thats true!!!
By: kcking55. on 02 Dec 08, 22:05:13
thats true!!!

I always watch ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 21:13:00
I always watch myself cry in the mirror, DC spreaks the truth

omg soooo true once ...
By: tootsie915. on 02 Dec 08, 21:09:56
omg soooo true once i came home from scewl and just cried 4 no reson it felt rly good though

this makes me laugh ...
By: baileybundy. on 02 Dec 08, 06:59:32
this makes me laugh all the time lol

question, how long ...
By: dudetextme. on 02 Dec 08, 03:19:36
question, how long do these shows even last, i know he already stopped but im just curious

OMG , thats so true ...
By: JonasPlanetarium. on 02 Dec 08, 01:20:36
OMG , thats so true when your crying and your mom trys to make u feel better ut makes u cry EVEN MORE!!

4 million views!!! ...
By: SplashrokProductions. on 02 Dec 08, 01:12:12
4 million views!!! good 4 u

Dane Cook - The Movies part 1
Posted by: AnimePirate

Video duration: 484 seconds
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Dane Cooks 'a vicious cycle'
This ones my favorite of the show =P

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lmfao cinematic ...
By: ronx9999. on 04 Dec 08, 01:14:38
lmfao cinematic adventures XD

Dane Cook is a ...
By: Grind2Xtreme. on 03 Dec 08, 22:24:58
Dane Cook is a joke-stealing cocksucker.

if i open my eyes ...
By: otakukid34. on 03 Dec 08, 21:13:51
if i open my eyes super wide, mabey suddenly i will be able to see figues lol

ok, well, y dont u ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 03 Dec 08, 20:59:52
ok, well, y dont u go have sex with ur boyfriend u gay faggot...Jonas brother lover!

not even close to ...
By: bulbangs. on 03 Dec 08, 17:45:35
not even close to funny

Hands down the best ...
By: andron489. on 03 Dec 08, 07:21:07
Hands down the best comedian ever!!!!!!

ok, honest to god, ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 03 Dec 08, 01:39:52
ok, honest to god, is fatass ur favorite word? i mean jesus god almighty. i mean ur like fatass, fatass, fatass, fatass. i mean, god! and ok, ur sis did favorite it, w/e. i mean stop calling me fatass!

o sure, ur sister ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 03 Dec 08, 00:17:55
o sure, ur sister favorited it...ok. and fred is funny, u dont like him, then o well, and FOR FUCK'S SAKE please stop calling me a fatass!

yeah yeah whatever
By: SiCkGuiTaR93. on 02 Dec 08, 23:53:43
yeah yeah whatever

somebodys gonna ...
By: SiCkGuiTaR93. on 02 Dec 08, 23:51:38
somebodys gonna pull out a giant dildo and SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!!! HAHA

ok, fuck hole, im a ...
By: THEBLINK167. on 02 Dec 08, 22:21:47
ok, fuck hole, im a sissy fat ass? well ur a dumb fuck. ok. i have no jonas brothers shit favorited whatsoever. jonas brothers are for little sissys, like you. so yea, fuck a pony!

"you big fat fatty"
By: bobrobthe3. on 02 Dec 08, 21:58:54
"you big fat fatty"

"i want something ...
By: bobrobthe3. on 02 Dec 08, 21:57:42
"i want something delicious"

not his best
By: kimmaliardjuk. on 02 Dec 08, 21:25:38
not his best

DUDE!!!THE OTHER ...
By: gamerman001. on 02 Dec 08, 19:01:33
DUDE!!!THE OTHER DAY I WAS DRINKING A MILKSHAKE AND I WAS ALL GUUHHH AAAGGHH!! MAANNN WHY DIDNT U TELL ME THAT WAS SO COOOLD!! lol XD sorry its from a family guy episode

this guy is LAME
By: chriswnyc. on 02 Dec 08, 18:35:57
this guy is LAME

fuck you you suck ...
By: ellariyan. on 02 Dec 08, 08:38:03
fuck you you suck dude, dane cook is the funniest ever.

this guy is not ...
By: realafghancomingsoon. on 02 Dec 08, 07:58:46
this guy is not funny, his more of an idiot then funny.. really whats so funny about this guy? he sucks

hah
By: crossedarrow. on 02 Dec 08, 03:35:37
hah

he's funny, but he ...
By: teleposkyy. on 02 Dec 08, 01:40:32
he's funny, but he steals a lot of his jokes from other comedians. or so i've heard.

i dont wanna insult ...
By: dudetextme. on 02 Dec 08, 01:13:41
i dont wanna insult you, but how can you not find this funny

lol " im carrying a ...
By: 14steph94. on 01 Dec 08, 22:22:21
lol " im carrying a diaper full of goodies" XD

not today captain ...
By: taylorskater94. on 01 Dec 08, 20:56:16
not today captain dildo lol

agreed
By: pickleman124. on 01 Dec 08, 14:50:09
agreed

then why are u ...
By: shuichihero. on 01 Dec 08, 09:01:19
then why are u watching????

Dane Cook - Sneeze
Posted by: AnimePirate

Video duration: 550 seconds
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Dane Cook - a vicious circle

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Peace Be With You ...
By: AnotherDimension099. on 04 Dec 08, 04:23:33
Peace Be With You And Also With You Lift Up Your Hearts, dingle dingle dingle dingle dingle LMFAO!

What?
By: AnotherDimension099. on 04 Dec 08, 04:17:14
What?

dane cook make's me ...
By: ADHD115. on 04 Dec 08, 04:13:16
dane cook make's me shit

dude...i'm an ...
By: laughinbuddhaboy. on 04 Dec 08, 03:31:10
dude...i'm an atheist and that shit was still fucking hilarious....although i'm not returning as a tree...energy with out consciousness as no bias....it goes were it is directed...so what ever utilizes the energy that was once my body and mind...so be it

Dane Cook is a ...
By: MadamTampini. on 04 Dec 08, 02:36:48
Dane Cook is a douchebag and unfunny.

Not funny at all.
By: 22lambo. on 04 Dec 08, 02:34:34
Not funny at all.

lol 'pront the ...
By: ALilPeiceOfVengeance. on 04 Dec 08, 01:37:07
lol 'pront the bible on him' ahaha!!! Dane is THE comedian!!

The title is the ...
By: zndawg99. on 04 Dec 08, 01:00:53
The title is the Atheist, not Sneeze

No he is one of the ...
By: gingiechow. on 04 Dec 08, 00:50:29
No he is one of the worlds best.

print the bible on ...
By: ittybittyshrew48. on 04 Dec 08, 00:49:35
print the bible on him HAHAH FUNNY AS HELL

1. A word that ...
By: gingiechow. on 04 Dec 08, 00:48:58
1. A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable. -I literally looked this up and this is what it said. I swear!

im sorry..im a ...
By: sexxiibabagurl12. on 04 Dec 08, 00:48:47
im sorry..im a christian haha (not being sarcastic at all)

wut if a fucken ...
By: heatherxxlynn. on 04 Dec 08, 00:05:13
wut if a fucken ghost came out?! hahahah he told u not to... i am windextor! lol

he is like one of ...
By: CaNGg1H. on 04 Dec 08, 00:00:20
he is like one of the world's worst comedian

and ya some people ...
By: peopleoftheworldsuck. on 03 Dec 08, 23:29:21
and ya some people at my school hate me just because of it they dont even know my name they just know that one thing about me so im like WHAT THE FUCK

hey im an aithest ...
By: peopleoftheworldsuck. on 03 Dec 08, 23:26:50
hey im an aithest and i respect other peoples beliefs i dont think thats nice but the begining is sooooooooooo funny

sorry...DONT READ ...
By: Funny2k4o. on 03 Dec 08, 23:06:59
sorry...DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE? OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS

wtf, get a life
By: ComedicCrap. on 03 Dec 08, 22:40:19
wtf, get a life

:D favorite one ever
By: LAAUREN. on 03 Dec 08, 22:00:44
:D favorite one ever

snarky |?snärk?| ...
By: kankruo507. on 03 Dec 08, 21:50:53
snarky |?snärk?| adjective ( snarkier, snarkiest) informal (of a person, words, or a mood) sharply critical; cutting; snide : the kid who makes snarky remarks in class. ? cranky; irritable : Bobby's always a bit snarky before his nap.

Go watch Chapelle ...
By: winner1215. on 03 Dec 08, 20:39:05
Go watch Chapelle stuff then, and dot come here and watch if you dont like it then -_-

"A little lint ball ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 03 Dec 08, 20:12:59
"A little lint ball can turn itno a...uh...clusterfuck?"

I'm not the LORD. I ...
By: NickJonas990. on 03 Dec 08, 19:09:13
I'm not the LORD. I can't do that. I'm just the messenger for big guns upstairs. xD Dane Cook is a genius.

then why are you ...
By: sunvabeach. on 03 Dec 08, 13:20:41
then why are you watching the videos?

Dane cook fucken ...
By: Mast3rChi3f117. on 03 Dec 08, 11:42:00
Dane cook fucken sucks! Dave Chapelle is the champion of comedy!

Dane Cook - Public Restrooms
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Dane Cook Live ?!

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I love Dane Cook ...
By: AkatsukiLover666. on 04 Dec 08, 03:03:09
I love Dane Cook but in these older ones he repeats alot and uses way too many hand motions. But hey you learn over time I still love him though! ^^ LONG LIVE DANE COOK

lol i like shit ...
By: ztw1. on 04 Dec 08, 02:21:47
lol i like shit myself at the end too !!!

accually like shit ...
By: ztw1. on 04 Dec 08, 02:19:19
accually like shit myself at 3:57 - 4:02

Man , is it just me ...
By: dedeironfist. on 04 Dec 08, 01:09:42
Man , is it just me are he kinda seems like jim carey when he smiles real big in this episode??

yay! go dane! #1!!! ...
By: Takers1Luver. on 03 Dec 08, 23:39:06
yay! go dane! #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f u go away
By: Takers1Luver. on 03 Dec 08, 23:38:32
f u go away

o i also hate the ...
By: slaphappy35. on 03 Dec 08, 23:13:22
o i also hate the endin when he strips

usually when i use ...
By: slaphappy35. on 03 Dec 08, 23:10:25
usually when i use the restroom in school i use it to rest and sometimes i sleep

why do they bleep ...
By: bleachbeech1. on 03 Dec 08, 22:47:05
why do they bleep out fagot and God

I love Dane Cook's ...
By: blinkmtt3. on 03 Dec 08, 22:36:03
I love Dane Cook's old stuff. He is so much fun!

Yikezem. So dang ...
By: iDrowzee. on 03 Dec 08, 21:54:36
Yikezem. So dang energetic! That's why he's funny!

This video was a ...
By: Chloerox91. on 03 Dec 08, 20:52:59
This video was a little different than his other ones. He was a little bit spasmodic! LOL! Maybe since he was live he had too much sugar and sweets before he got on stage.

I like listening to ...
By: optimismX0X. on 03 Dec 08, 17:18:50
I like listening to him better than watching him...

what a white guy ...
By: SoccerSkills111. on 03 Dec 08, 16:14:00
what a white guy does when there near your car: Umm Hello. what a black guy does when there near your car: Hey Man Check Out This Mother Fucker Damn. what a Chinese guy does when there near your car: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol Those Where The Best Jokes!!!!!!!!!

Dude, he's acting ...
By: jm2trash. on 03 Dec 08, 11:15:25
Dude, he's acting like a spaz in this one!

watch his other ...
By: Pogra01. on 03 Dec 08, 06:52:20
watch his other videos

its true lol i ...
By: DcLover5093. on 03 Dec 08, 05:08:21
its true lol i love him he;s so hilarious

'I AM DEFINITELY ...
By: iSimz. on 03 Dec 08, 05:02:40
'I AM DEFINITELY NOT ON COCAINE!' : ) he's very comical. but good lord.

Haven't I seen you ...
By: CrispyShambles. on 03 Dec 08, 03:41:25
Haven't I seen you before? Oh yeah, in all of the other Dane Cook video's on Youtube... >.>

I'M SCARRED FOR ...
By: macaroniphoneInc. on 03 Dec 08, 02:15:54
I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!

I'm sorry, but I ...
By: iluvmydoggie. on 03 Dec 08, 01:57:19
I'm sorry, but I think Brian Regan is funnier. This wasn't all that funny really...

wow, this guy is so ...
By: okielaker. on 03 Dec 08, 01:06:31
wow, this guy is so fucking overated.

dane cook is my idol
By: xxangelxxbabyxx. on 03 Dec 08, 01:00:13
dane cook is my idol

dane cook rules
By: rawnation666. on 03 Dec 08, 00:20:11
dane cook rules

noooo i was saying ...
By: 66Element66. on 02 Dec 08, 23:51:54
noooo i was saying that i was reading some comments from a video like a month ago and i remember seeing ur youtube name. AND THEN some guy asked u which way you say ur name.

Dane Cook - Movies part 2
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Dane Cooks 'a vicious cycle' Part 2

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yo mamma wasn't ...
By: otakukid34. on 03 Dec 08, 21:20:04
yo mamma wasn't much of a poser in bed HAHAHAHAHA whose with me?!

u have a very low ...
By: Apleman1. on 03 Dec 08, 00:12:04
u have a very low IQ my IQ is not very low and im a dane cook fan so dont talk about ppl u dont even fukin know

You drop it and ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 20:56:14
You drop it and you're like "Aww fuck." and the person behind you is like "I just came" LOL

"Everyone! You * ...
By: cccoooooolll333. on 02 Dec 08, 20:55:38
"Everyone! You *whoosh* Me *whoosh* Us *fhhpt*

you....me....us lol
By: gamerman001. on 02 Dec 08, 19:11:46
you....me....us lol

so fuckin true lol
By: soulonfire463. on 02 Dec 08, 15:28:38
so fuckin true lol

omg i can't believe ...
By: Pulseofmaggots619. on 01 Dec 08, 22:45:38
omg i can't believe its you after all these years

I wanna see that ...
By: tbird990. on 30 Nov 08, 17:02:00
I wanna see that movie about the van that NEVER CAME.

I just came. LMFAO
By: IxxBexxEmo. on 30 Nov 08, 12:37:04
I just came. LMFAO

XD i loved when he ...
By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 04:52:49
XD i loved when he was talking about the movie previews. and like how u have 2 look over 2 ur friend and b like "i NEED 2 c that." XD we ALL do that. =]

Watch makemebad35 ...
By: TwilitDragonArgorok. on 30 Nov 08, 00:10:40
Watch makemebad35 videos There great Dane Cook is so fucking awesome haha

"You. Me. Us." XD
By: Raidenski. on 29 Nov 08, 23:55:14
"You. Me. Us." XD

Haha I hate them ...
By: april4282002. on 29 Nov 08, 18:13:07
Haha I hate them damn cup holders!!!

"And it's not just ...
By: hannahgal5. on 29 Nov 08, 16:59:26
"And it's not just any shush, either. It's like they went to Shush School. It's the most professional shush!"

fuck ur motha!.... ...
By: fishofftheheizzi01. on 29 Nov 08, 04:31:35
fuck ur motha!....fuck ur mothaaaaa!!!

wheres the van?!! ...
By: WillieWonka928D. on 29 Nov 08, 01:13:44
wheres the van?!! the van was supposed to be here!! i love that LMAO!!!!

skyd3m0n92 you know ...
By: WillieWonka928D. on 29 Nov 08, 01:12:21
skyd3m0n92 you know what fuck yo mother! fuck yo mother! FUCK YO MOTHER!!!

Omg I do the same ...
By: jess401. on 28 Nov 08, 22:33:24
Omg I do the same thing everything he just did I do the same thing at the movies

DON'T READ THIS ...
By: skyd3m0n92. on 28 Nov 08, 19:05:19
DON'T READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR? DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS

i just cam in your ...
By: chandlerwebb. on 28 Nov 08, 07:25:31
i just cam in your motha

i always search for ...
By: eirelav200. on 27 Nov 08, 15:53:09
i always search for that damn cup holder! 'that looks good...' i do that all the time!!!!! LMFAO!

i love the previews ...
By: eirelav200. on 27 Nov 08, 15:51:48
i love the previews!!!!!

" ...
By: rockrkid101. on 26 Nov 08, 06:58:31
"SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHUSSSSH!!!!!!!, SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LUSH!!!!" "You know what?! Fuck your motha, fuck your motha!" "SSSSHHHHHHUUUSSSSHHHOLA!!" "Fuck your mother!!"

cant they put a one ...
By: bradw2000. on 26 Nov 08, 03:53:36
cant they put a one fuckin watt in there hahaha fuckin funin

he just came
By: drumminfortruth. on 26 Nov 08, 02:46:37
he just came

Dane Cook - Date at the movies
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Dane describes a normal date at the movies.

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! L0V3 D@N3 C00K!!! ...
By: andrya12. on 04 Dec 08, 04:05:45
! L0V3 D@N3 C00K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats that i ...
By: BMXkid80. on 04 Dec 08, 02:51:30
whats that i just came oh fuck

4:05 hilarious
By: PRIESTNMR. on 04 Dec 08, 01:47:02
4:05 hilarious

6:50 great!
By: jakattak1298. on 04 Dec 08, 01:36:12
6:50 great!

5:59 hahaha
By: the0name0man. on 04 Dec 08, 00:25:15
5:59 hahaha

fuck yoo motha !
By: Krislex325. on 04 Dec 08, 00:03:26
fuck yoo motha !

3:41 lollll
By: matthewbim10. on 03 Dec 08, 23:32:51
3:41 lollll

lol somebodys gona ...
By: aniakin20. on 03 Dec 08, 22:03:01
lol somebodys gona get a giant dildo an shove it up ur ass!

3:46 fuckin awesome ...
By: BathosMetalDrummer. on 03 Dec 08, 17:02:07
3:46 fuckin awesome ^^

Lol when i went to ...
By: SoccerSkills111. on 03 Dec 08, 16:17:48
Lol when i went to the movies 1month ago they had the chihuha movie commercial on and this guy behind me said i think i lost 20 iq then the next to him said that leaves you at 0 lol everybody was laughing in the theater!

I JUST CAME!
By: AnotherBoii. on 03 Dec 08, 15:10:43
I JUST CAME!

lol
By: arbiter15896. on 03 Dec 08, 14:46:34
lol

i just came. lmao! ...
By: monkeyhat123. on 03 Dec 08, 05:40:54
i just came. lmao! =D

the end is the best ...
By: MnNLunatic. on 03 Dec 08, 04:38:40
the end is the best part!

6:45 shhhhhhh lu lu ...
By: cj350zplayer. on 03 Dec 08, 04:26:22
6:45 shhhhhhh lu lu lu lu lush

7:20 is when it ...
By: efrulz32. on 03 Dec 08, 03:52:48
7:20 is when it starts my favorite part "peto pety tito pety pepe fait peto pety tito pety pepe peto pety tito pety pepe cameron diaz"

gofa cure self
By: Biggs004. on 03 Dec 08, 02:16:10
gofa cure self

banal doesn't ...
By: DEllett18. on 03 Dec 08, 02:11:22
banal doesn't really work for this...

its called the ...
By: icon1991. on 03 Dec 08, 01:59:56
its called the vicious circle

I love Dane Cook! ...
By: 11thsockpuppet. on 03 Dec 08, 01:56:53
I love Dane Cook! He is soooo funny and soooo incredibly banal!!! (banality is the good thing, right?)

where can i find ...
By: LostAtTheZoo. on 02 Dec 08, 23:06:13
where can i find the full video of this shwo by dane cook. i saw it on tv and it was like 2 hours long, anyone know what its called? so i can maybe download it

8:21 fricken ...
By: kire1418. on 02 Dec 08, 03:29:05
8:21 fricken hilarious thats what i do wen i try to put my drink back

yah and you know ...
By: CDoggy92. on 02 Dec 08, 02:39:10
yah and you know the cheese that comes with the nachos, just the cheese, mmmh just the cheese, just the cheese. lol

that is so funny!!! ...
By: XxTjhxX. on 02 Dec 08, 02:37:49
that is so funny!!!! omg i love dane cook!!!

lol he is like a ...
By: lilb0mber. on 02 Dec 08, 01:16:35
lol he is like a professional mime with the cup and the popcorn!

David Cook - Light On
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way better than ...
By: KEMckay10. on 04 Dec 08, 03:00:35
way better than archi...hes still a little baby the little fella!

yeah but archuletas ...
By: lhihhdft. on 04 Dec 08, 02:51:11
yeah but archuletas song has been out longer than than this one

pitachips123: so ...
By: katypucp. on 04 Dec 08, 01:38:15
pitachips123: so why are u saying that on DC video?? .. i don't like archie coz is boring and has a lot of out of tune.. but it doesn't mean i have to write that on his videos!

is this his only ...
By: charger967. on 04 Dec 08, 01:38:02
is this his only song? if so that's bad david archuleta has more views. but good song

well i'm just ...
By: pitachips123. on 04 Dec 08, 01:25:04
well i'm just saying that more people have watched david artuleta and i like him better!

pitachips123: if u ...
By: katypucp. on 04 Dec 08, 01:16:44
pitachips123: if u compare the number of albums he sold.. cook has more than twice! archuleta is a good guy and cute.. but he is not so talented, vocally .. and as performer is kind of boring... no offense!

i like this song, i ...
By: ZJPWC. on 04 Dec 08, 01:02:24
i like this song, i think cuz Chris Cornell co-wrote the song

i disagree ...
By: mrsXokevinXojonas00. on 04 Dec 08, 00:11:04
i disagree completly. the viewings have nothing to do with the talent. yes archie is talented, but cook has more.

i am falling in ...
By: amberlovesjonas. on 03 Dec 08, 22:53:06
i am falling in love with his music!!!!!!

hes hot
By: OSUbuckzz13. on 03 Dec 08, 21:02:10
hes hot

OH yeah that makes ...
By: luvablegurl89. on 03 Dec 08, 20:49:25
OH yeah that makes all the difference. Thats so stupid, and you look really ignorant saying that. Crush has been out since august. The official video for light on has been out a month. If thats all the archies can come up with..then..well alright then. LMAO. I dont know how many views crush has cuz I dont go there. If archie fans did as much talking about cook as they did archie, his cd would be selling more.

if you compare his ...
By: pitachips123. on 03 Dec 08, 20:43:38
if you compare his number of viewings for this song with david artulets and the number of comments david artuleta has wayyy more he should have won no effence

i like david ...
By: ohmyjonasilovejb. on 03 Dec 08, 20:01:02
i like david archuleta better, but i love david cook too;)

Uhmm Twirler, this ...
By: aluisha. on 03 Dec 08, 13:26:50
Uhmm Twirler, this isn't the official video. I don't understand. The boyband phase is clearly still on. Because this piece is phenomenal, and really, look how many views it has *grimace*

David is so... ...
By: LadyNauru. on 03 Dec 08, 12:43:09
David is so... awesome. What a voice!

And by the way, he ...
By: u8myapple. on 03 Dec 08, 04:59:11
And by the way, he is GORGEOUS and has a porcelain complexion, beautiful lips and killer eyes. Whiners can just leave and go listen to Archie sing his Crush and lick their wounds there. Some of you are adults that act way worse than Archie's tween fans. The proof is in the $ amount sales of the CDs, by the way.

For you that feel ...
By: u8myapple. on 03 Dec 08, 04:20:58
For you that feel it necessary to enter nasty comments: Cook fans don't feel the need to enter the video over and over real fast to prove a point. Archie fans are inflating that video as though they are voting for something. It's kind of funny that after all their fans probably own the song, they feel the need to pump it up a couple million. That's not fooling anyone. There is still some terribly jealous Archie fans that just can't get over the fact that Cook will probably be successful.

sick song
By: Anarkiicry. on 03 Dec 08, 02:41:40
sick song

ohmigosh!!! i love ...
By: lilmissmadi13. on 03 Dec 08, 01:50:07
ohmigosh!!! i love this guy!!! he gives me the chillieess!!! =]]]]

amazing song, even ...
By: hockeyizzle. on 02 Dec 08, 23:51:48
amazing song, even though i like david archuleta more. david cook is still pretty awesome. =)

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: GuyWhoLovesGirls. on 02 Dec 08, 23:51:11
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

compare this ...
By: Twirler247. on 02 Dec 08, 22:19:26
compare this official vid to david archulatas crush official vid lol lmoa rotfl archuleta didnt even win i love this song 2 but reality is...............

Lol yeahh i agreaa ...
By: itzjessicahere. on 02 Dec 08, 21:39:17
Lol yeahh i agreaa with you!

LMAO he looks like ...
By: itzjessicahere. on 02 Dec 08, 21:38:50
LMAO he looks like a ugly ass with that pic! XD And Only 900,000 people watch it OMG Hahaha I Really Dont Know Why This Guy Won! XD He Never Got [FROM HIS ALBUM]A #1 Song!!! AHAHA

He sang this on ...
By: amberlovesjonas. on 02 Dec 08, 21:10:12
He sang this on Ellen yesterday & i hadn't heard this song before ... but now i absolutely love it!!! =)

David Cook- Hello
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American Idol Seeason 7 Top 16.
David cook is in the top 12!

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his myspace opened ...
By: ImMakinMagic. on 04 Dec 08, 01:47:22
his myspace opened 3 hours after he won ai. thanks but nice try.

paula: I believe ...
By: cadburymonkey. on 02 Dec 08, 14:39:23
paula: I believe that you'r gonna be a great shining star guy , I think we should listen to paula more often now ;)

This was back ...
By: webcammer2. on 02 Dec 08, 07:29:13
This was back before they got ahold of him and have been trying to pussy him out. I have him on my myspace. Again, prior to the hand of the powers that be. He WAS such a man!!!!

Hello
By: jklolsu. on 02 Dec 08, 02:40:29
Hello

david is one of the ...
By: musiclover1672001. on 01 Dec 08, 21:40:35
david is one of the best singers around along with Brad from the band Annasay. I discovered Annasay on itunes recently though, but they have quickly become a favorite too

geez....this is ...
By: dianaruth. on 01 Dec 08, 04:03:46
geez....this is STILL...*that* good.

gorgeous voice, ...
By: genkigirlvc. on 30 Nov 08, 23:05:38
gorgeous voice, entirely delectable man!! ...and I LOVED IT!

apparently this is ...
By: lucasrow1. on 30 Nov 08, 21:25:47
apparently this is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl? tonight

amazing! i forgot ...
By: Kittielove30. on 30 Nov 08, 05:20:07
amazing! i forgot how great his voice was!

sexiiiiiiiii
By: amaliaq. on 30 Nov 08, 02:47:37
sexiiiiiiiii

david is hot hot hot
By: karithmey. on 29 Nov 08, 21:18:09
david is hot hot hot

I love his voice... ...
By: Lilithegreat36. on 26 Nov 08, 19:05:27
I love his voice.....

:) loveeeee
By: nickjonasluvr3. on 26 Nov 08, 02:50:04
:) loveeeee

Just when he sung ...
By: SilentSouffleuse. on 24 Nov 08, 19:52:21
Just when he sung this song I realised that it is rather nice....well done David! Worldclass!

He had me at Hello! ...
By: rb22822. on 22 Nov 08, 13:13:54
He had me at Hello! He really did! lol

What do you think ...
By: pance21. on 20 Nov 08, 18:26:47
What do you think about Tose Proeski's performance of this song? Check my favorites for the video!

He's so damn cute ...
By: Hekna90. on 20 Nov 08, 17:24:17
He's so damn cute with a lot of hot thrown in :D

his turning point.
By: COOLCAT440. on 20 Nov 08, 00:31:09
his turning point.

david has one of ...
By: guitarrr09. on 19 Nov 08, 22:08:15
david has one of the best voices around along with Brad Lebakken, the singer from the band Annasay. I just discovered Annasay on itunes recently though, but they have quickly become a favorite too

His album is out! ...
By: kprpearl. on 19 Nov 08, 00:56:19
His album is out! IT IS AWESOME!!!! Get it, everyone!:)

MUCH, much too ...
By: Shauzia3. on 18 Nov 08, 19:27:23
MUCH, much too adorable....

I agree it is too ...
By: Lilithegreat36. on 17 Nov 08, 18:39:15
I agree it is too adorable!!

too adorable for ...
By: lss101. on 17 Nov 08, 16:33:17
too adorable for his own good!! :)

great(: favorite of ...
By: mrsryannsheckler23. on 17 Nov 08, 00:40:59
great(: favorite of all timeeeee. david cook rocks!

Love his voice... ...
By: Lilithegreat36. on 16 Nov 08, 19:07:34
Love his voice... Amazing and for sure he will be big star!!

Beatbox Cook
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yeah
By: jkasheri. on 04 Dec 08, 02:12:06
yeah

This guys a f**king ...
By: paulsb77. on 03 Dec 08, 21:24:46
This guys a f**king genius!! all there is to it!!

This is Beardyman ...
By: edalmighty. on 03 Dec 08, 20:24:20
This is Beardyman isn't it?

some of the most ...
By: kiasanford. on 03 Dec 08, 20:19:37
some of the most amazing cooking i've seen in years ;-)

totaly awsomeness!! ...
By: SseBb. on 03 Dec 08, 17:33:49
totaly awsomeness!!!!

Woah. Doesn't get ...
By: ReductioAdAbsurdum. on 03 Dec 08, 17:12:53
Woah. Doesn't get much better than that.

totaly fake...nice ...
By: horhefuck. on 03 Dec 08, 17:05:52
totaly fake...nice try man...;):))

send $1.00 to 716 ...
By: biomed1mdw. on 03 Dec 08, 16:26:25
send $1.00 to 716 nottaway dr chesapeake va 23320 and save a family

holy shitttt this ...
By: rhyseropson. on 03 Dec 08, 16:18:06
holy shitttt this is fuckin awesome!

He's spitting on ...
By: xartaan. on 03 Dec 08, 10:21:12
He's spitting on the food.

yeah men you rock!! ...
By: scull19. on 03 Dec 08, 07:32:44
yeah men you rock!!!! seriously amazing video

Wow that is amazing ...
By: br3an. on 03 Dec 08, 06:42:03
Wow that is amazing _ sin duda uno de los mejores que he visto en Youtube... deberian darle un premio... no?

AAamazazing!
By: brokeman327. on 03 Dec 08, 04:40:29
AAamazazing!

ZOMG, that was ...
By: flipxguitar. on 03 Dec 08, 04:38:11
ZOMG, that was legit. :D

one of the greatest ...
By: jessemt. on 03 Dec 08, 03:38:43
one of the greatest videos i've ever seen here on youtube...

That was really ...
By: starachel10. on 03 Dec 08, 03:16:57
That was really creative

that mixed gender ...
By: pickford7812. on 03 Dec 08, 02:32:17
that mixed gender had the sexiest hair ever :P

Wow this is soo ...
By: clarifytheworld. on 03 Dec 08, 02:24:43
Wow this is soo sweet

haha niiiiice :)
By: CryThePainAway. on 03 Dec 08, 02:14:46
haha niiiiice :)

sooo creative!!!!! ...
By: superuberra. on 03 Dec 08, 02:12:25
sooo creative!!!!! rewind then concealed in a pot, thats sum stuff i havent seen much before, you do an excelent job ^^

So cool!
By: MilletGtr. on 03 Dec 08, 01:35:30
So cool!

ähm...yes *dumpsup*
By: Viennafreak. on 03 Dec 08, 01:26:03
ähm...yes *dumpsup*

sup
By: signupforprizerebel. on 03 Dec 08, 00:56:28
sup

lol you are a ...
By: xdyingfetusx69. on 03 Dec 08, 00:42:16
lol you are a fuckin trip

That's awesome.
By: RayvenGreyback1. on 03 Dec 08, 00:02:49
That's awesome.

Dane Cook-Abduction
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first video i made of the dane cook joke abduction

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if you want me to ...
By: RipeFruitFilms. on 04 Dec 08, 02:11:54
if you want me to get you any legal music, just subscribe and send me a message of what song you want off youtube, and your email adress. i have many, including mr saftey's mean kitty song *free*

Dane Cook is so ...
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Dane Cook is so funny

yea and there rnt ...
By: nucky6. on 04 Dec 08, 00:31:01
yea and there rnt any recent jokes and stuff

okay im sick of ...
By: Zzmj975. on 03 Dec 08, 21:33:39
okay im sick of these videos, dane cook is funny, but the animations are getting old

hell yah
By: lavender277274. on 03 Dec 08, 21:09:34
hell yah

dane is the best!!!!
By: csiayla. on 03 Dec 08, 02:47:23
dane is the best!!!!

Wow is this what ...
By: bk360. on 03 Dec 08, 01:47:30
Wow is this what you do? Go to every Dane Cook vid and post this comment over and over? Get a life.

LOL. In order to ...
By: XXRiotgirl12. on 30 Nov 08, 20:37:15
LOL. In order to like Dane cook's jokes, u cant take them up the ass.

hey hey knock it ...
By: sk8taboi123456. on 29 Nov 08, 23:23:29
hey hey knock it off your bugin the world american idiot

lol
By: halomaster554. on 28 Nov 08, 19:22:18
lol

seriously...he DID ...
By: WaFfLeL0vEr. on 27 Nov 08, 02:04:38
seriously...he DID say that in the video...

B.S.
By: TheFergs511. on 26 Nov 08, 21:31:01
B.S.

Dane Cook is not ...
By: racistsnob. on 26 Nov 08, 17:53:21
Dane Cook is not funny.

i wanted to try ...
By: daking2k5. on 25 Nov 08, 00:40:10
i wanted to try this **KISSING TEST*** don't worry this isn't scary or anything this is how it works... 1.hold your breath 2.copy and paste to 1 video if you can do that without taking one brethe CONGRATS IT MEANS YOUR A GREAT KISSER

wtf where are the ...
By: marajoy2013. on 23 Nov 08, 23:48:04
wtf where are the 100ft indians???? DAM!!!!

Great video
By: patrick31031976. on 23 Nov 08, 02:11:43
Great video

haha luv him!XD
By: jenn16z. on 22 Nov 08, 18:41:41
haha luv him!XD

omfg u like HSM u ...
By: doabob5. on 22 Nov 08, 12:27:53
omfg u like HSM u fag

???? ???? ???? ...
By: silverwingpaladin. on 22 Nov 08, 00:12:30
???? ???? ???? ?????????? ?? ? ???? ????? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ??????? ??? ???? ???? ??? ???? ??? ?? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ???? ?????? g?? ? ???? ?? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????? ???? ????? ? ???? ??? ? ?????? ???? g??? ?? ???? ???? ????g?

ahahaha hilarious. ...
By: Trollzamethyst. on 21 Nov 08, 22:55:11
ahahaha hilarious. true comedian ;)

awesome.
By: bestlibrary. on 19 Nov 08, 03:21:24
awesome.

omg LIL DANE
By: samjsnell21. on 19 Nov 08, 01:31:38
omg LIL DANE

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: aliedesuacido. on 18 Nov 08, 06:33:14
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG? LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

lolz nice
By: WaFfLeL0vEr. on 16 Nov 08, 19:11:55
lolz nice

They left out the ...
By: FallenTormentor. on 16 Nov 08, 03:00:33
They left out the 100 foot indains :(

Light On (Official Music Video)
Posted by: OfficialDavidCook

Video duration: 227 seconds
Global video hits: 603571

David Cook - Light On
Dir. Wayne Isham
RCA Records / 19 Entertainment (c) 2008

Related: american, cook, david, idol, light, on

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why do Archie fans ...
By: newsiegal16. on 04 Dec 08, 05:16:39
why do Archie fans and Cookie fans attack each other? THEY LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE BROTHERS. It's only fair that their fans do the same.

and he has an ...
By: luvablegurl89. on 04 Dec 08, 04:51:08
and he has an amazing cd. Every song is fantastic.

3:11 is my favorite ...
By: Nacirema91. on 04 Dec 08, 04:50:49
3:11 is my favorite part. You are way better than David Archuleta.

I completely agree, ...
By: emraldwitch. on 04 Dec 08, 04:50:13
I completely agree, plus he's got a great voice.

OMG! He's cute!
By: Nacirema91. on 04 Dec 08, 04:46:58
OMG! He's cute!

who is my idol? u ...
By: newera20. on 04 Dec 08, 04:22:18
who is my idol? u are too funny. I hope u aint talkin abotu beyonce she is humble and nce to people unlike this conceited ghost looking guy.

How about your idol ...
By: vreinurine. on 04 Dec 08, 04:20:10
How about your idol, a former choir member @ the baptist CHURCH, but look at her songs and videos nowadays, just because of fame and money.

1.hold ur breath ...
By: longbow484. on 04 Dec 08, 04:14:19
1.hold ur breath now 2. post this messgae in another video while holding ur breath if u make it ur a great kisser

You dont have to ...
By: live2board369. on 04 Dec 08, 04:01:09
You dont have to meet someone to get a bad impression of them. yeah, it would be better to meet them first, but its his/her decision. i agree with how the media distorts (almost) everything. but they also tell the truth for some things. you cant always tell when they are doing which one.

newera20, go to ...
By: luvablegurl89. on 04 Dec 08, 03:36:05
newera20, go to archies videos and support him. He needs your support.

1.hold ur breath ...
By: dj1cutie. on 04 Dec 08, 02:59:37
1.hold ur breath now 2. post this messgae in another video while holding ur breath if u make it ur a great kisser

AMEN to that!!! ...
By: lcheriem. on 04 Dec 08, 02:53:08
AMEN to that!!! They are so very different, one is rock and one is more love song ballad type. I like them both, but I absolutely love DAVID COOK...but then again, I love ROCK!!

he looks so cute! ...
By: sweetestgalof2008. on 04 Dec 08, 02:12:49
he looks so cute! I live this song :)

Actually I have the ...
By: newera20. on 04 Dec 08, 02:11:54
Actually I have the right to judge who ever I want, whether I met them b4 or not...the same way you are probably crazy in love with him when you never met him. I am not talkin about from what the media has reported about him...I am speaking for the interviews and the way he conduct himself. He seems like a really mean person. I just dnt like him, his attitude sucks compared ot tyler and the other david and i didnt even watch the american idol or watever.

almost the same ...
By: serenity293. on 04 Dec 08, 02:11:28
almost the same here but...if you think about it David A. whines so much in Crush.

have you ever met ...
By: DespHouseDaughter. on 04 Dec 08, 02:08:23
have you ever met him? do you know him personally? you have no right to judge someone unless you know them or at least met them! The media distorts a lot of things about a person. Seems to me that you're the one with the attitude.

Totally!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
By: alwaysgiggle. on 04 Dec 08, 02:07:14
Totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Its something about ...
By: newera20. on 04 Dec 08, 01:57:36
Its something about this guy I cn not stand. He seem like he have an attitude and he think he's better than everyone

you suck your fat ...
By: e1e2e37. on 04 Dec 08, 01:42:51
you suck your fat happy grand pappys ballz and your fat slap happy grand mamas bitch!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay i luv this ...
By: FranceIsMyLife. on 04 Dec 08, 01:40:39
Okay i luv this song, i saw the video and the song was STUCK in my head. i have heard it on the radio and i liked it! but seeing the video made me like it more! my sis and i keepting signing it for like a week! luv this song good job!

I only know one ...
By: weasalwolf. on 04 Dec 08, 01:38:51
I only know one song from each David. Can't say who I like better....

omg hes like the ...
By: reera43097. on 04 Dec 08, 01:38:42
omg hes like the same!

same here aruchulta ...
By: reera43097. on 04 Dec 08, 01:37:50
same here aruchulta all the way. but i love this song =]

same here, i am ...
By: e1e2e37. on 04 Dec 08, 01:34:20
same here, i am more of a archie fan 2

i just love him. :]
By: metalg09. on 04 Dec 08, 01:15:46
i just love him. :]

Dane Cook - Vicious Circle (1/9)
Posted by: Shinobi51190

Video duration: 641 seconds
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Dane Cook's HBO special: Vicious Circle

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there are a lot ...
By: mdbreda. on 04 Dec 08, 01:32:12
there are a lot better comedians out there

this foo is funny
By: Dirtyghettokid113. on 04 Dec 08, 00:53:51
this foo is funny

its really choppy ...
By: saskcowgirl20. on 03 Dec 08, 03:31:29
its really choppy but fucking funny as shit

untouchable... ur a ...
By: Demonlord789. on 03 Dec 08, 01:55:29
untouchable... ur a fag... dane cook is the best

Dane Cook is soooo ...
By: Free2Play4801. on 02 Dec 08, 14:31:31
Dane Cook is soooo cute

not really funny... ...
By: Untouchable123mbl. on 02 Dec 08, 02:11:29
not really funny.....

hes moving alot i ...
By: BrownPickel. on 01 Dec 08, 21:23:28
hes moving alot i guess hes funny lol

Fuck I hate my ...
By: stfuboy. on 01 Dec 08, 19:56:53
Fuck I hate my computer! It took forever to load lol

got I am A LIAR!!!
By: supersecretslug. on 01 Dec 08, 18:31:37
got I am A LIAR!!!

lol dude thanks for ...
By: Physicx1237. on 01 Dec 08, 17:56:48
lol dude thanks for uploading this is hilarious

...
By: mothershmucker. on 01 Dec 08, 16:00:23
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj no im just kidding i am not spanish i take spanish class

This comedian is ...
By: JillHill7. on 01 Dec 08, 09:07:23
This comedian is not only HILARIOUS but he has the BEST looking smile EVER!! ^_^

he's proabaly ...
By: XxH3ARTZ3000xX. on 01 Dec 08, 06:09:44
he's proabaly lieing that he's lieing xD

i fuckinn loove ...
By: fergieluvr101. on 01 Dec 08, 05:52:57
i fuckinn loove DANE COOK!!

lie accomplished
By: rip21n34. on 01 Dec 08, 01:34:01
lie accomplished

hes mean... LIAR!!! ...
By: xxIrishxHottiexx. on 01 Dec 08, 00:44:25
hes mean... LIAR!!! lol

OMG i saw the ...
By: lodi103618. on 30 Nov 08, 05:46:36
OMG i saw the actual thing the whole act and i had to see it ova and ova

i fucken love this ...
By: princesscr009. on 30 Nov 08, 04:43:54
i fucken love this guy!! ever since i saw my bestfriends girl eh, i just can't get enough of him lol

"and right when you ...
By: JennaLL. on 30 Nov 08, 03:08:26
"and right when you read that you're like FUCK" lmfao!!

ur not evn taking
By: TheHaLoMaSTa55. on 30 Nov 08, 02:44:42
ur not evn taking

poop
By: MarkTheBeast06. on 30 Nov 08, 02:23:17
poop

omg i know but yeah ...
By: marctheman678. on 30 Nov 08, 02:20:48
omg i know but yeah this is the sht

it's a sign that ...
By: lemonseed05. on 30 Nov 08, 02:00:26
it's a sign that dane made himself to represent himself XD

he iS thE beSt!!!!!
By: 93ryan14. on 30 Nov 08, 01:58:49
he iS thE beSt!!!!!

man he stinkes ...
By: clubpenguinlemonhead. on 30 Nov 08, 01:37:21
man he stinkes boooooo dane cook jk

David Cook and David Archuleta Guitar Hero Commercials!
Posted by: totaldisneyfan1025

Video duration: 152 seconds
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THIS VIDEO HAS HONORS! THANKS! both of the commercials from the finale!

Related: american, archuleta, cook, david, idol, totaldisneyfan1025

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I prefer boxers ...
By: noworlater. on 04 Dec 08, 04:44:31
I prefer boxers over tightie whities...LOL!!

yeaa, david cook's ...
By: khnz21. on 04 Dec 08, 03:13:01
yeaa, david cook's version's better. but archie looks cute :)

archie looks cute ...
By: rachel30stmlover. on 04 Dec 08, 02:38:17
archie looks cute but i have to admit i love cook in tightie wighties!:)

I think he might be ...
By: ttmclenj. on 04 Dec 08, 02:31:05
I think he might be gay too. But His single is doing way better. And Cook looks gay as hell on his album cover! LOL!!

anyone notice that ...
By: khscheer01. on 04 Dec 08, 02:12:29
anyone notice that archie was wearing shorts and cook wasn't i just find that funny i don't know why but i do anyways archie really rocked it out i was surprise how much he got into it but i still think that the right david won espicially after hearing them live cook was way better and played up to the crowd better too. i love you david cook

LOL!!!! David Cook! ...
By: ChuggaChugga6. on 04 Dec 08, 01:33:45
LOL!!!! David Cook!!!!

hilarious(:
By: roxyvids. on 04 Dec 08, 01:15:12
hilarious(:

I LUV DAVID COOK!!! ...
By: tamaboohike. on 04 Dec 08, 00:16:17
I LUV DAVID COOK!!!! He sooo deserved to win American idol. David archuleta is definitly gay.

no one hit the ...
By: WATGuy987. on 03 Dec 08, 21:38:05
no one hit the notes for real but the tv said they did

david archuleta i ...
By: mcghiemegan. on 03 Dec 08, 21:29:57
david archuleta i love you so much if i met you i would faint!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Archie did wayyy ...
By: ttmclenj. on 03 Dec 08, 21:25:36
Archie did wayyy better! He was more animated. Cook was all stiff. Is he like 40? Not to mention Archie is kicking his ass on the charts

actually, i believe ...
By: pinkmango9188. on 03 Dec 08, 18:25:25
actually, i believe archie is way cuter than cook, but i guess cook's version is better than archie

Wow. Archuleta ...
By: saveoursandwich. on 03 Dec 08, 07:33:38
Wow. Archuleta looked like a spaz.

Archie is cutee and ...
By: froggie27nov. on 03 Dec 08, 06:06:48
Archie is cutee and hott ;D

DAvid archuleta is ...
By: bhebuntan. on 03 Dec 08, 04:59:45
DAvid archuleta is so sexy and good looking, he is to die for!

David archuleta all ...
By: singangel01. on 03 Dec 08, 03:41:35
David archuleta all the WAYY

Archuleta should ...
By: haleighbo. on 03 Dec 08, 01:09:11
Archuleta should have won he is SEXY

i agree with the ...
By: soccergrl199510. on 03 Dec 08, 01:08:42
i agree with the second part haha but david cook is gay

well you swallow ...
By: soccergrl199510. on 03 Dec 08, 01:08:12
well you swallow david cook is gaayyy david archuleta is sooo hott

Yeaa Archuelta is ...
By: KNKProductions96. on 03 Dec 08, 01:05:01
Yeaa Archuelta is wayyyyyy cuter than cook, in fact cook is ugly!!!!!

it's not supposed ...
By: chivas9110. on 03 Dec 08, 00:59:50
it's not supposed to be dumbass...it's from a movie

WHOO COOK!
By: amaliacamera. on 02 Dec 08, 23:34:16
WHOO COOK!

i prefer in a ...
By: zacefronmaniaka. on 02 Dec 08, 20:37:22
i prefer in a million times archie!

ha artchuleta looks ...
By: xoxomariahxoxo98. on 02 Dec 08, 20:32:37
ha artchuleta looks retarted.

that song isn't ...
By: temarisenseigirl. on 02 Dec 08, 01:39:51
that song isn't even on that game... >.>

David Cook :: Final 10 :: American Idol :: Sings Billie Jean
Posted by: mgdrummond

Video duration: 230 seconds
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David Cook sings Chris Cornells version of Billy Jean on American Idol 7 in the Final 10.

Related: 10, american, billie, billy, cook, david, final, idol, jean, top

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The fact that 6 ...
By: luvablegurl89. on 02 Dec 08, 14:43:11
The fact that 6 months after David did this on Amercian Idol, that people are still discussing it and watching the video tells everything. That this was one of the most searched live event on the internet of 2008 also proves that it was the most amazing performance live ever on AI, or on the tv this year. Also, Davids cd is awesome. Amazing. Every song is phenomenal. No, chris daughtry never did this.

The idiot must be ...
By: mlucasinva1977. on 01 Dec 08, 23:41:08
The idiot must be you. Before the song, Ryan said it was Chris'Cornell's version of "Billy Jean". I do not remember Chris Daughtry singing this song, but I could be wrong. And I believe the idiot beat boxer sang a song from 311, it was 311 the judges had not heard of, not sublime.

This song - from ...
By: dianaruth. on 01 Dec 08, 04:17:41
This song - from him - just rips your soul open - and pours right in. The emotion, the passion he sings this with - my g-d....send shivers. I sure wish he'd release this on something else...and more like it!

I wonder how Ryan ...
By: vizini1. on 01 Dec 08, 04:15:46
I wonder how Ryan Seacrest knew that this was Chris Cornell's version but the judges didn't.

This video shows ...
By: tbgii. on 01 Dec 08, 00:06:14
This video shows you what idiots Simon, Paula and Randy are when it comes to music. This was not an original compilation or something new that David Cook came up with; it was ripped off from a real musician - CHRIS CORNELL. The Judges are such idiots that they didn't even know that this Michael Jackson version had already been done by Chris. Another example was when the beat box idiot did the Sublime song and the judges didn't even know anything about Sublime.

Chris Cornell ...
By: noalarms81. on 30 Nov 08, 10:51:41
Chris Cornell debuted his version of "Billie Jean" during his Unplugged concert in Stockholm, Sweden as part of the promotional tour of the then-new Audioslave album Revelations. He significantly changed the arrangement, slowing the song down, usi